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MHA Food-Themed Drabbles
Syrup
"Next batch of pancakes is on the way!" Sato called over his shoulder from where he stood at the stove, making breakfast while some of his classmates sat the the table eating while others were watching the morning news.
"Take it easy and eat some too, Sato! We've still got more than enough!" Ochaco waved her fork at him.
"No, thanks. I already had mine earlier and with the way you guys eat, the ones you have will been soon anyway." the boy answered with a smile and went back to work.
"He's not wrong on that! Someone pass me the syrup!" Mina yelled.
"You've already emptied half a bottle of cranberry syrup by yourself!" Iida protested.
"Speaking of syrup, there's this place in Canada called Quebec where ten million pounds of maple syrup was stolen once." Shoji spoke up, causing everyone to stare at him.
"About one third of the government's reserve." he added, only making the situation weirder.
"What the hell? How do you even steal ten million pounds of maple syrup? Where would you even hide it? Or do with it?" Jiro asked with a frown.
"I'm just wondering why the Canadian government has a maple syrup reserve." Ojiro mumbled.
"Why doesn't Japan's government have a maple syrup reserve?" Todoroki shrugged.
"Now we're asking the real questions!" Sero laughed.
"I get why someone wanted it! Maple syrup's the best! I could just chug it all from the bottle!" Kirishima grinned as he held up a bottle of said stuff.
"Dude! I'll give you five hundred yen right now if you do it!" Kaminari grinned too as he slammed the money on the table in front of the redhead.
"Me too!" Mineta slammed copied the blonde.
"Fumikage too!" Dark Shadow extended from his hosts back and also slammed money down.
"Dark Shadow!" Tokoyami glared at his quirk.
"I know you want to, Fumi~ We can hear each other's thoughts, remember?" the shadow teased before retreating into the boy again.
Soon more and more people were willing to pay for a show while a small group looked on in worry.
"This can not go well..." Momo sighed.
"Alright, I'm gonna do it!" Kirishima roared and brought the bottle to his lips, his classmates surrounding him and chanting "Chug! Chug! Chug!"
The fun however stopped soon enough as Kirishima's eyes widened and he started coughing and hacking.
"What's going on?!"
"It's too thick so he can't get it down!"
"He's choking on it!"
"Someone get Recovery Girl!"
Then Bakugo sighed, stood up, walked over to Kirishima and swiftly punched him in the stomach, causing the redhead to vomit and the others to scream in shock and disgust.
"You good?" the explosive teen simply asked his panting friend who nodded thankfully.
Giving a nod of his own Bakugo gathered all the money on the table and started to leave.
"Hey! Where do you think you're going with our money?" Ochako yelled angrily.
She however backed down at the glare he send back.
"I'm off to buy a few gallons of bleach because we're definitely gonna need it and since you shitheads caused this, you're paying." he answered and left.
An awkward silence followed after that.
"So... Who wants another pancake?" Sato asked.
End Of This Chapter
