Jen: Hello, and welcome to the first D Gray Man "Ask the Exorcists!"! A DGM Q & A!
I am Jen, and I'll be asking the DGM cast the questions you requested! *evil grin*
Everyone: *shivers*
Jen: Awww come on guys! The rehearsal wasn't THAT bad! *grins again* Anyway~! To the questions!
First question from WolfInferno! To Allen, "Do you like Lenalee? (I know, I'm evil to stress him)"
Allen: *blushes* Well… I uh…
Lavi: It's obvious he does! *grins*
Allen: Yes, I do *blushes*
Jen: Ehehehe, I totally knew it! *Ahem* Okay~! Next question, or should I say questions, from Sannin-Songo!
To Lavi, "Is the eye patch really necessary? And even if it is necessary could you please take off said eye patch?"
Allen: Yeah, Lavi, I've been wondering that for a while now too.
Lavi: Of course it's necessary! It keeps the fangirls waiting! *winks* I'll take it off. . . to please all the lovely ladies of course!
Everyone else: *leans in to see*
Lavi: Under this eye patch. . .
Everyone else: Yes. . . ?
Lavi: *takes off eye patch* IS ANOTHER EYEPATCH! *grins devilishly*
Everyone else: *falls over*
Jen: Sorry fangirls, you all need to wait a bit longer… Okay! Next question from Sannin-Songo! To Jasdero and David!
Jasdero: YAY! WE GET A QUESTION! HEE!
David: YEAH~!!! *punches air*
Jen: Question,"Is the song you sing right before you combine and become Jasdevi really necessary? Not saying that I don't like it and all, I adore it, but is it really necessary?"
Everyone: . . .
David: YOU DON'T LIKE OUR SINGING~!!???
Jasdero: I FEEL HURT! HURT! HEE!
Jen: Next one from Sannin-Songo to Komui! "Did you hear that Lenalee got pregnant by Allen and now they're both gonna run off to Iceland?"
Komui: (&^)$#^!&%$!#*$%!*&%?!?!?!??!?!?!?!! MY POOR LENALEE~!!!!!!!!!!!! *pulls out giant drill* ALLEN WILL BE NEUTERED RIGHT AWAY!!!!!!!!!
Allen: O_O; ; ; OH MY GODDDDDDDDDDDD!!!!!!!!! *flees*
Komui: GET BACK HERE!!!!
Lenalee: *hits her insane overprotective brother on the head with her dark boots*
Jen: *sweatdrop* What have I gotten myself into? OKAY! Final question from Sannin-Songo! To Yu!
Kanda: *death glare*
Jen: "Why don't you cut your hair? And also just think you should know this everyone at my school thinks you look like a girl."
Me: Kanda's hair is in a traditional Japanese samurai's style!
Kanda: It is where I come from. And whoever called me a girl, give me their name so I can kill them.
Jen: Now a few questions from Pokemonlovers! Number one! To Kanda!
Kanda: Tch! Another damn question.
Jen: GET OVER IT. Anywho! To Kanda, "You hate when someone call you 'Yu'. Why?"
Kanda: Calling me by my first name is too personal and impolite for my taste. And when that baka rabbit calls me by my first name it sounds more like a pet name than my actual name.
Jen: Hmmm, okay then!
Next one! To Allen! "You like, eat everything. Do you like bell pepper?"
Allen: of course! It's food! But why does it have to be a vegetable?!
Jen: Annnnd the next one is to Kanda again! "Who is Alma for you?"
Kanda: *mumbles* He's just some kid I knew. We'll leave it at that.
Allen: *black side* oh are you so sure about that Kanda? Weren't you lovers? *grin*
Kanda: SHUT UP YOU DAMN MOYASHI!!!
Jen: And the last one is to Allen! "Are you thinking Kanda is your best friend?"
Allen: Why would he be? He's an ass. *glares at Kanda*
Kanda: *Glares back* *sparks fly*
Lavi: They're obviously BEST friends!
Jen: Just a few more questions guys! *smiles*
Everyone: *groans*
Jen: Next set of questions from Onna Ran! And they're all for Kanda! Okay first one! "Kanda, which one do you like? A moyashi or a rabbit? :D"
Kanda: Neither. I like my soba.
Everyone else: I don't think he understands the question…
Jen: Second. "What do you want to do after meet "that person?" And I guess, this "that person" is Alma Karma right?"
Kanda: Alma Karma? Hm? No.
Allen: Are you kidding me?! Your face was practically screaming "OHMAIGAWD! You're alive! I love you!"
Lavi: Yeah, I bet you two were perfect lovers back before anything happened!
Kanda: DO YOU WANT TO DIE?!
Jen: Last question, "If you lived in 21st century, what kind of job do you want?"
Everyone: Kendo instructor.
Kanda: I'd own a music store.
Lavi: A happy J-POP music store? *grin*
Kanda: Are you asking for your death?! *starts to unsheathe Mugen*
Lavi: Maaaaaybe Yu-chan!
Kanda: STOP CALLING ME THAT!!! *starts to chase Lavi around the room*
Jen: And the race is on! xD And now from Skitter, for Yu! "Would you rather save a bowl of soba noodles or Allen from the akuma?"
Allen: No doubt about it, he'd save the soba.
Kanda: *grumbles* Who keeps asking these kinds of questions anyway?!
Jen: And that's it— oh wait! There's one left here! And it's too~
Everyone: *gulp*
Jen: TIMCANPY! From me! *grin* So, Tim, did you eat the pizza in the freezer?!
Timcanpy: *shakes head 'no' frantically*
Allen: OBJECTION!!!
Everyone else: *stress lines*
Jen: And that's REALLY it! Join us again for the next D Gray Man Q & A! Byee!
Everyone: Byeeee!
If you wish to submit a question to the Q & A for your favorite DGM character to answer, please send it in a PM or Review to me with the character it's for and the question!
Thanks so much to everyone for the questions and the support!
Special thanks to my buddies Nicole (the comedy genius) and Britteny (the DGM MASTAH! xD ) You guys rock! Thanks so much!
To submit a question for a character:
-Send me either a PM or a review with a question specifying a character who it's for. For instance use "Allen: [insert question here]" or just "Allen" No confusing me please!
-Try to keep the questions at a T rated level. I beg you.
-Questions for the author are allowed, and welcomed!
-Suggestions or dares are also allowed and welcomed!
- I do not enjoy yaoi or yuri. But I will allow dares involving it. Please, again, keep it at a T rated level.
Thank you again everyone! Keep sending those questions!
Jen, over and out!