Thanks to my best friend Tarissa for this first question XD I had a lot of fun with this question so I hope you enjoy it !!
First question... Do vampires like Joey? (A/N Joey is this REALLY hot guy at my school! Pic on profile ( )
Well, MJ and I sent out our squirrel cam Kool-Aid to find out. Kool-Aid sort of, didn't make it. But! We found this audio tape still there.
Edward: Joey is so hot!!
Jasper: No duh! Instead of making a gay man turn straight he can make a straight man turn gay!
Emmett: Um guys... I think I'm turning into a wolf...
Carlisle: Well he's been my patient recently, and I've been studying him REALLY closely.
-background- CARLISLE YOU PERV!
Carlisle: AAANNNNNDDDDDD he is so amazing he can turn vampires into werewolves and werewolves into vampires.
Edward, Emmett, and Jasper: DAMN RIGHT HE CAN!
In the next room we heard the girl's conversation about Joey.
Bella: OMG did you see Joey staring at me!
Alice: No he wasn't Bella, he was looking at his friend behind you...
Bella: Nope I saw him stare right at me.
Alice: Whatever...
Rosalie and Esme come running in
Rosalie: We lost our virginity again!
Alice: How?
Esme: We stared at Joey!
Bella: I got that feeling too when I stared at him!
Alice: I highly doubt...
-Joey walks in-
Alice: Whoa... I feel... I feel... like I lost my virginity AGAIN
Bella, Esme, and Rosalie: TOLD YOU!
We believe Kool-Aid exploded from staring at Joey, I mean... WHO DOESN'T.
Thanks guys for reading this! And review review review please!! Can we try to beat 8? Or atleast 5? You guys love me don't you :D You'll get a cookie if you review, and I will reply to your review :)