Ed's Mansion
A/N: More of Ed's Mansion coming your way. This chapter includes Eddy's visit to E. Gadd's lab (which I added), It also has part of the first part of the main game that has many twists. Enjoy.
Chapter 2: The Beginning of the Mansion
"So what happened between you and Eddy?" Ed asked.
"Well, as I said previously, he was the only scammed child who entered my lab before the mansion..." E. Gadd started.
(Flashback: E. Gadd's P.O.V)
As I was modifying the Poltergeist3000, I heard the door slammed open.
"Hey! Are you one of those lemon dorks?" the angry one asked...Eddy, was it?
"I'm not sure was you mean by 'lemon dorks.' Who are you anyway?" I asked.
"Oh yeah! You must be the guy giving away that mansion. I'm this week's winner's best friend, and I'd like to get the mansion's vault before he does," Eddy said, drooling.
"Sorry young chap, but I can't give away this mansion," I noted.
"Say what? What do you mean by that?" He asked.
"I'm afraid that you and your friend have been scammed into this mansion, for it is inhabited by ghosts," I answered.
"So what you expect me to believe is that this mansion has scary ghosts inside?" He asked. I nodded in response.
"Okay then, I finally understand then," Eddy sighed.
"You do? I thought it'll be hard to explain..." I said before I was interrupted.
"I understand that when I told you what I was doing, you've decided to keep me out so you can have all of the fortune!!" He yelled.
"Wait no! That's not what I meant at all!"
"Then why else would you make up something so stupid? I don't even want to hear it, old timer! I'm getting in that vault before you and Ed does, and there's NOTHING you could do to stop me!!" he yelled before running out.
"No, tempered chap! Your making a big mistake!" I yelled, chasing after him.
"Stupid old thieving man and his ghost lies. This is why I never trust old British midgets!" he yelled at my lab before entering the mansion.
"(Sigh). I guess I can still save him in time, but my Poltergeist 3000 is still in development. Doesn't hurt to test it now," I said to myself in fear.
And if I'm correct, by the time I head into the mansion, you've shown up.
(Back in third person P.O.V)
"...And that's what happened between me and your tempered fellow, Ed...umm, Ed? Are you okay?" E. Gadd asked.
He then noticed Ed sobbing on the ground.
"Don't worry, Ed. There's still time to find your friend. With his one tracked mind, I'm sure he's doing..." E. Gadd said before he was interrupted.
"That s-story was s-so beautiful! (Sobs) Encore! Encore!" Ed said before blowing his nose on E. Gadd's lab coat.
"Eww! I don't recall an 'encore' in story telling," E. Gadd stated in disbelief of Ed's reason to cry.
"Ooh! My turn!" Ed started feeling like he never cried earlier. "It was a gloomy night, where the Buttered Toast civilians were forced to rule the evil dictation of Powdered Toast Man..." he continued.
"Ed! We're getting waaaay out of topic. We need to focus on what at hand!" E. Gadd noted.
"Oh. Sorry, Chibi Man," Ed said as E. Gadd groaned.
(Much time on focusing later, E. Gadd manage to send Ed back to the mansion...however...)
"Ed, wait! I forgot to give you something important!" E. Gadd, chasing after Ed.
"Buttered Toast?" Ed guessed.
"No, Ed. I'm giving you..." E. Gadd started before he was interrupted...again.
"Onions?" Ed guessed again.
"Um, no Ed. I..." E. Gadd started again.
"Ooh! I know. Bacon!" Ed guessed with confidence.
"Ed. May I please have a turn to speak?" E. Gadd asked.
Ed nodded in response.
"Okay then. I'm gonna give you a communicator I made from a simple Game Boy. I call it the Game Boy Horror, or GBH" E. Gadd introduced.
"I used to have one of those, but baby sister broke it because she thought I took her Polly Poopoo dolly," Ed said.
"...Very intriguing, Ed. As I was saying, this nifty device can let us communicate for whenever you discover something or you need help," E. Gadd explained.
"Eddy or not, here comes Ed!" he yelled as he entered the mansion.
"Good luck with your search. By the way, try the parlor again!" E. Gadd yelled.
Once in the mansion, Ed was lost in the foyer for a moment, but then entered the parlor. He then notices a few candles lit.
"Uh oh! The candles are lit and no one's home! I'd better blow them out," Ed said to himself.
Instead of using the vacuum to suck the fire out, Ed blow out the candles one at a time, very slowly.
After a while, Ed reached the final candle. After he blew that out, he heard laughter.
"Somebody is home. Umm, it wasn't me!" Ed said in fear of getting in trouble.
After that, he noticed that the paintings on the walls were shaking.
"WHO put out my candles?! YOU! Mr. Green Jacket?" Painting 1 started.
"Well, dark rooms are dangerous around here, yes..." Painting 2 noted.
"THEY love the dark...and now THEY will get YOU!" Painting 3 warned.
"Now your in for it! Ha!" Painting 4 mocked.
"Just like the bald, greedy kid before you, and ALL others as well," Painting 5 mentioned.
"Cool poem, guys. Can you please sing 'The Muffin Man?'" Ed begged.
"Is this guy even scared of us?" Painting 3 asked in a regular voice.
"I think this guy is too dumb to understand anything," Painting 4 answered.
"...The Muffin Man?" Painting 2 sighed.
"Or how about Humpty Dumpty...the blood and gore version. Or you could do..." Ed blabbed.
"SHUT UP!! I can't take this guy anymore!" Painting 5 cried.
"May you wander lost in darkness...FOREVER!" Painting 1 rejoined.
"But I was already lost in that first room," Ed replied.
"Are you afraid of the dark, stupid one? Are you? Huh?" Painting 1 questioned.
"Nah, I'm only tired when it's this dark. That reminds me, do you have a bedroom I could sleep in?" Ed wondered.
"Well, you better be brave...Here THEY are NOW!!" Painting 1 yelled before all of the painting stop rumbling.
"Is that a 'no'?" Ed asked.
Moments later, an orange ghost pops up.
"YAAAAAAHHHHH...You..." the orange ghost said angrily.
"(Gasp)! Clyde! You came back!" Ed yelled happily, attempting to hug the ghost.
"I...AM...NOT...CLYDE!! What is in that head of yours to not get this message!?" 'Clyde' screamed.
"Hey Clyde, since your here, let's team up and stop the ghosts from escaping the mansion," Ed said.
"Not in a zillion years kid, especially that one: I hate you, and two: I'm part of the ghost to get out of here!" 'Clyde' answered.
"But we had so much in common!" Ed cried.
"...Maybe I should knock some sense into you so you could understand that we have NOTHING in common!!!!" 'Clyde' yelled.
"No one hits me but Eddy and Sarah...and Kevin, and Nazz, and Johnny, and Plank, and Captain Melonhead and Splinter the Wonder Wood...oh, and there's my mom, and..." Ed said, listing the people who can hit him.
"For the love of God! Shut up now!!" 'Clyde' said before punching Ed down.
However, when Ed stood back up, he was not the same.
"No one from the pits of hades keeps me down, evil fiend!" Ed shouted.
"Wait...what?" 'Clyde' replied.
"Taste vacuumed dust bunnies, scum!" Ed yelled as he starts to suck the ghost in.
"Ah!! What's with you?! Let me go! HEEELP!!" 'Clyde cried as he was then sucked into the vacuum.
After that cry, more orange ghosts came out.
"Come back for more, huh? Take this!!" Ed yelled as he sucks up the other ghosts.
"Woah! We underestimated this guy...but back for more? This is my first time seeing this guy," One of the orange ghosts said before he was sucked up.
After the last ghost, the lights in the room turned on, and Ed was back to himself.
"W-where am I?" Ed asked.
Suddenly, Ed hears a ringing.
"Aahh!! It wasn't me...oh. It's my Game Boy-magigger," Ed said, taking out his GBH.
"Ed! What the heck was that?" E. Gadd asked in amazement.
"I don't know? Why are the lights on? And what happen to Clyde?" Ed asked cluelessly.
"You mean don't remember what recently occurred?" E. Gadd asked in disbelief.
"All I remembered was Clyde offering me a handshake to my face, then I fell asleep," Ed answered.
"So, if I'm correct, while you were sleeping, you must be seeing, (ahem), 'Clyde' as something evil in your dreams, which may be useful. Therefore you took him and three other ghost out," E. Gadd explained.
"To the ballgame?" Ed stupidly asked.
"......Yes Ed. You took them out to the ballgame inside the Poltergeist 3000," E. Gadd said in total disbelief.
"Cool! I wanna go!" Ed exclaimed.
"We're getting out of track here...there seems to be a treasure chest behind you," E. Gadd pointed out.
"Ooh! I hope there's gravy inside!" Ed said as he eagerly opened up the box.
However, the disappointed Ed only found a key inside.
"Aww. There's no gravy," he sighed.
"Ed, focus on the key for a minute. Try using that key on the door ahead," E. Gadd commanded.
"Okey dokey, Lucky," Ed said.
Ed then unlocked the door and entered the anteroom
"Is he gone yet?" Painting 1 asked as Ed closed the door.
"Yes, let's shut it before he escapes," Painting 4 suggested.
So the Paintings manage to shut the door, leaving Ed locked on the other side.
"Hello? Anybody alive home?" Ed asked.
Suddenly, an orange ghost pops out along with a tall, pinkish ghost.
"Clyde! You came back from the ballgame inside the Polishguide 3000!! (E. Gadd groans from GBH) And you also found Pinky!" Ed cheered.
"Umm, do you know what the heck he's talking about?" the pink ghost asked.
"Not at all. Let's knock some sense to this guy," the orange ghost said as he punched Ed down.
Then Ed got back up in his sleepwalking state.
"More ghouls of the darn to resurrect the world! Eat some air!" Ed said, sucking the two ghosts in. And then sucking some more as they came.
After that, the lights came on, but Ed was still in his sleepwalking state.
"I sense more evil fiends beyond the wooden door of suspense!" Ed exclaimed, running toward the door.
Then Ed entered the wardrobe room and randomly opened the nearest closet. Inside was blue ghost similar to the orange.
"No evil shall escape Ed the Savior of Peach Creak!" Ed yelled.
"Screw Peach Creak! I have money...what are you thinking, young child? Wait stop!" the ghost yelled, as it was being sucked in.
When he was sucked in, a ton of money popped out of the vacuum.
"The monster of another world was generous to leave his bribery before his defeat. I shall give it to charity!" Ed announced to himself.
Moments later, another orange ghost came out with a fat, green, monkey ghost carrying a banana bunch.
"You wanna banana?" the green ghost asked.
"Will you STOP asking random strangers if they want bananas?!" the orange ghost complained.
"None shall scare the world, nor be rude to banana offerings!" Ed said as he sucked up the orange ghost.
However, when he was finished, Ed slipped on a banana peel the green ghost dropped. When he got back up, he was awake.
"Did we win, professor...hey! Why do I have so much money? This is going to the 'All you can eat Gravy Buffet...' hey! You're not from the Pac-Man series," Ed said as he notices the banana ghosts.
"No...no I'm not...you wanna banana?" the green ghost asked.
"If only you were a Pac-Man ghost, I could trust you," Ed said sucking up the ghost.
Then Ed sucked up the ghost, which took longer than the other two types, and then the lights turned on and he saw another key upon the coat rack.
"Ooh! Shiny key," Ed said the obvious.
"Ed, use the map on the GBH to find out where the next key goes," E. Gadd noted.
"Got it. Now to get the key," Ed said.
However, Ed tried using the coats to climb himself up, only for the coat rack to break and Ed landing heavily.
"Ed, you shouldn't over damage yourself to catch ghosts. You'll wind up worse than injured," E. Gadd said, worried about his recent injuries.
"Damaged?! I need to see a mirror quick!" Ed said as he rushed to the mirror.
"Whew! The eyebrow is okay, Caddy Gaddy," Ed said, ignoring the two bumps on his head.
Suddenly, his reflection spins around before he himself spins uncontrollably before losing clear eyesight. One he gained his eyesight, he's back in the foyer.
"Cool! I was transported like in Star Trek!" Ed cheered.
"Possibly, Ed. It seems that the mirrors in any room could transport you back to the foyer. Try to use those mirrors often whenever you need to backtrack," E. Gadd instructed.
Ed nodded before he yawns.
"It's getting late, Ed. You could come into my lab and sleepover For tomorrow," E. Gadd advised.
"Can do," Ed said before he yawns again.
A/N: A chapter too accurate, but I'm trying to get to at least the first part of the game as descriptive as I can. After the first boss battle, then I'll skip boring rooms.
But we're not quite done yet (at least for the readers who aren't bored with this). There's still something I'm gonna add, as oppose to what happened to Eddy.
Eddy wakes up in an area so dark to see his hands.
"Now where am I? This better be the vault room," Eddy demanded.
"Ah, Eddy Skipper McGee. How do your friends hate thee," A voice called.
"What the...? Who said that?! Are you that geezer?" Eddy asked.
"Your greedy ways lead you to harm. Your selfish needs keeps you from charm." The voice continued.
"Whoever you are, y-your saying a l-lousy poem!" Eddy called out to the air in fear.
This time there was no response.
"Hmm. That's what happens when you mess with..." Eddy said before he was interrupted.
"Look where your pride and greed has you lead. You'll never find out, even after your DEAD!!" The voice yelled in a scratchy tone.
"W-w-who are y-you?" Eddy asked the only thing in his mind now.
"You'll find me threatening, I swear...especially when I'm your WORST NIGHTMARE!!" The voice yelled, revealing itself to Eddy for a quick second before taking him into an air vent, leaving Eddy screaming til he was heard no more.
A/N: Now it's the end of the story. Read and review for more chapters.