Author's note: This drabble alone was inspired by a reaction video of "eye ball licking". It a continuation of the last drabble.
A new trend became popular three weeks ago. What's the trend? Eyeball licking. It's exactly as it sounds. A tongue, of person A licking an eyeball of person B. How did the trend became popular? Why did it become popular? WHO CARES?! It's a stupid, gross trend that leads to an eye infection. Who the hell would do such a stupid thing? Teens and immature young adults that's who. Why? Who knows and who cares?
"There's no way any mature adult would do anything like that." That's what Gintoki thought before his lover, Takasugi, tried to lick his eyeball.
Kagura and Shinpatchi were out. I'm alone, sitting on the couch, reading the latest Shonen Jump (magazine), and minding my own business. "Gintoki, are your children home?" When the hell did Takasugi get in? How long has he been there?
"Hahaha. No." Every now and then he refers Shinpatchi and Kagura as "my children" or "the children". I guess it's because Kagura lives with me instead of her family. Shinpatchi stays with Kagura and I most of the time.
"Good. I want to show you something-" He snatches my shonen jump magazine from my own hands.
"Hey! Hey! Hey!" My hands reach out for the magazine. "Be gentle to the-!" He blocks me hands with his own hand and gently puts the magazine on the table with the other hand. "You won't be able to see anything with the damn book in the way."
"Alright. Alright. Let go of my wrists and show me whatever it is you want to show me." He gets on my lap, straddles me. "If you want to fool around just so." He pulls out a pair of handcuffs and puts them on my wrists. Hands cuffed together in front of me. Odd. Wouldn't it work better if my hands are behind- whatever.
I closed my eyes, waiting for what was to come next. The eyelid on my right is tugged open with force. My left eye opens wide out of shock of the tongue heading towards- OH FUCK NO. HE'S GOING TO LICK MY EYE. NO WAY IN HELL THAT'S GOING TO HAPPEN.
WHAM.
Takasugi pulls back, groaning in pain. "That really hurts."
"You should of thought of that before attempting to LICK MY EYE."
"Was it really necessary for you to head-butt me?" If it wasn't for the handcuffs I could of given him a good smack or punch him in the face. Classic Takasugi.
"Why would you want to lick my eye?!"
"Have you heard of eyeball licking?"
"I have heard of it. I caught Kagura licking Shinpatchi and Sougo's eyes. They got pink eye." This situation belongs in a Kamui x Takasugi fanfiction not in real life.
"You didn't freaked out when I wanted to stick my tongue in your ear and your-"
"THOES ARE DIFFERENT." My voice rises and my face heats up like a teakettle. Did he just chuckle? Is he laughing me?
"If you're that strongly against it. I know you're not comfortable with it.."
"You mean it?"
"Yes. "You know what makes me uncomfortable?"
"Umm… no. What?"
I felt the palm of his hand hit my forehead. I think it left a mark. "Taking a photo of me while we're having sex."
"Where did you get the-?" He holds my cell phone in his hand, on the screen there's a picture of Takasugi, shirtless, with an exotic, lustful look on face. Oh shit.
"So this what it's about? A sexy picture of you?"
"A picture you took without permission." After an hour of arguing and Takasugi threating to lick his eye, Gintoki agreed to delete the picture.