Chapter 2! *sigh* I do not own Invader Zim.
4. Call him Dib-beast and act like an Irken.
"Dib-beast!" called T. "Dib-beast!" called T again. "WHAT?!" shouted Dib.
"I HATE WATER." Yelled T. (Or said?)
"Umm…Okay?" said Dib.
T ran into the bathroom and poured a bucket of green foundation on. She put all purple contacts on and put an Irken suit on (that she stole from Zim). And went out to skool. Dib noticed and said,
"You're an Irken?"
"AHHH!" "THE DIB-BEAST HAS DISCOVERED MY IDENTIDY!" she shouted and ran away.
5. When he does a presentation say,"Eh! What's that sonny?" And repeat at every sentence
"Dib you must come up here and present your horrible presentation." said Miss Bitters.
Dib came up and started reading his presentation. "My project is about why Zim is an alien."
"Eh! What's that sonny?" asked T.
"Zim is an alien because…" T interrupted him and asked,
"Eh! What's that sonny?"
"He has green skin."
"Eh! What's that Sonny?" T asked again.
"WHY CAN'T YOU PEOPLE SEE ZIM IS AN ALIEN?!" Dib asked.
"Eh! What's that sonny?" T asked again.
"You know what? Miss Bitters I'm done."
"Dib, you have barely have barely said three sentences, so you will face doom in the office." Miss Bitters said.
6. When he says, "You're an alien!" say "No Dib, I am your Father!" And make sure to say that in a Darth Vader voice.
Dib now had evidence supporting that T was an alien. First she thought Zim was sexy, she had green skin and purple eyes.
"T!" Dib called.
"Hey Dib!" said T.
"YOU'RE AN ALIEN! "shouted Dib.
"No Dib,I am your father!" said T in her best Darth Vader voice.
"YOU CAN'T BE MY DAD. YOU ARE A GIRL!"
"YES I AM DIB." Shouted T.
"OKAY I AM OUT OF HERE!" Shouted Dib as he walked home.
T walked to her invisible tree house that contained lots of ice cream.
A.N R&R Please! To all of my reviewers, thank you all you are so awesome! T is out!