(Lance is following Kitty down the halls of Bayville high)
Lance: Kitty!
Kitty: Lance, it is ok. I respect your choice.
Lance: I AM NOT GAY!
*the students in the hall look at him*
Lance:... well I'm not.
(Pietro comes in the hall following a group of girls)
Pietro: I swear there is a logical explanation.
Girl 1: What?
Pietro: ... Lance made a move on me!
Lance: Pietro!
Pietro: Hey, just because I said no to your 'desires'
*Lance turns red*
Lance: I am not gay.
(Scott walks by holding a picture of Lance and Pietro that Todd took.)
Scott: Nice job Alvers, I think you make a cute couple. *laughs*
Lance: I hate my life.
(Kitty starts walking away)
Lance: Kitty wait! Last night went well right? How about we go out again.
Kitty: Lance trying to convince yourself won't work, admit you slide against the grain, its ok.
Lance: Kitty, if I was into guys I wouldn't go with Pietro.
Kitty: Lance, don't think that a relationship will ruin your friendship with him. Don't worry.
Lance: friendship? Relationship? Why is it so easy to believe that I am gay?
Kitty: Lance, its ok, many guys have taken your choice. Besides, living with Pietro all the time, that charm and good looks must have made you make a few choices.
Lance: What! No! That's not- charm? Good looks? Don't tell me you buy that!
Kitty: All I'm saying that if he didn't have an ego... and if you didn't have your heart set on him, I may have wanted him as a backup.
Lance: What!?! How did the conversation drift to you fantasies with Pietro!?! And I am not gay!
Kitty: Lance, this conversation is getting old.
Lance: I'll say! I am straight. Look!
*Lance kisses Kitty*
Kitty: Lance you did that last night and it didn't convince me.
*Lance looks around for a girl. Just then Rogue passes by. Lance dips Rogue and kisses her then puts her upright and grins at Kitty... then realizes that it was Rogue*
Lance:... ah crap.
*Lance faints*
Kitty: Will he be ok?
Rogue: Hopefully, it wasn't long... but the school will have a large amount of earthquakes today.
(Kitty and Rogue walk down the halls, Rogue occasionally stumbles at the ground shakes.)