Where the River Flows

A House of 1000 Corpses/Devils Reject's fanfiction

By: Butterfly Wolf

Disclaimer: I only own Sarah, Jason, Nox, and Styx. Everyone else is owned by Rob Zombie and the film producers. I make absolutely no money.

Authors note: First chapter wasn't so great, it'll get better when it gets up to the house. The best parts of this story take place during The Devils Rejects, this all is taking place BEFORE House of 1000 Corpses. Please, keep reading. Beginning's aren't always that great.

Warning!: Please, no homosexual take any offence to what is below, or anyone else really. If you have SEEN Devil's Reject's, then you know I'm trying to just stay with words they would use. Plus, Jason is gay in the story, so when he says 'faggot' , he didn't actually mean it as homosexual, he meant it as just an insult in general.

"So what the fuck yall doin out here anyways?" Asked Spaulding, after Styx and Nox had finished cleaning up the mess in the back, Billy having already removing the body.

He had called…Rufus, was his name, and he was on his way up with the tow truck. Although Spaulding had said he wanted to personally take them up there, he had realized that he had some chickens he had to slaughter before tomorrow, and that he'd see them sometime later on.

Whatever that meant.

Here they sat, waiting, pretty much, for Rufus to get his ass up there. Or well, Jason sat, everyone else was kinda forced to stand. Since his knee was injured he got sitting privileges, which was a good thing cause he was buzzing off his ass. In fact, he was surprised he hadn't swallowed his gum yet.

His dazed eyes widened at the question for a moment before his brain wheels turned enough for him to answer it.

"We had to come out here and test the water in the lake somewhere up to road." He mumbled, trying to count the number of times he chewed so he knew he wasn't swallowing his gum.

Cutter smirked at the boy on the other side of the counter. He was practically swaying.

"Test the water? Now what kinda bullshit is that?" He asked, keeping the conversation up even as an evil smirk came to his face as he realized what a…treat it would be to take…Jason, yeah, Jason through the murder ride in the back in his…buzzing state.

The door to the shop opened as another customer came in, heading up to the counter, Spaulding giving him a nod and a smile as he went to pay for his gas and a bag of chicken.

Jason looked the guy over dazedly. The dude was practically standing on him, mainly because, you know, he was sitting right in front of the counter. Shaking his head at the rudeness, he returned to the question.

"Environmental science bullshit. Our teachers like…blech. What kinda faggot spends his time looking at fucking pond water?"

The guy in front of him gave him an odd look but said nothing further, looking back at the clown with a disbelieving look before taking his leave.

It was then, while looking at the man's ass, he realized he was pretty hippieish. Jumping up, he shouted after the dude once the doors were closed.

"Bend over and spell run, you water testing creep!" Shouted Jason, making everyone in the room jump in surprise as he fell back into the chair laughing at himself.

It took Cutter a minute…before he busted out laughing, getting the joke.

Most of the other room occupants however, did not find it nearly as funny. Nox sneered over at him.

"Jason, you are a faggot." She said, before continuing to look through the magazine she had picked up.

"No, I'm gay, queer, not fag. Testing pond water in your free time be fag." He said, laughing at his own grammer mistakes. Man what the hell had Sarah given him?

"Jason, shut the fuck up. You have some pretty strange hobbies too." Added Sarah, before going back to staring at the floor.

"Wait a minute, boy you say you…" Cutter started, angry at first. Sarah's eyes rose at the voice and her hand started inching toward her own weapon as she saw the look on the man's face.

But then he just laughed.

"You miserable motherfucker, get your slimy ass up! Ah, if you were anyone else, I'd throw ya out, but it's a little late for that. So buy some tickets, I gots a ride I want yall to go on."

Jason stared at him for a moment before getting to his feet, slowly. His foot felt funny…

He shook his head, trying to keep his thoughts all on one track.

"Ah…I don't know if I should be going on no…murder ride in my intoxicated state." Said Jason, Nox coming up behind him with a over-happy smile for her and throwing an arm around his shoulder.

"We'll take four tickets please."

"ARGH!" Shouted Jason as the thing…hanging person flew at him, causing everyone in the cart to laugh their ass off.

"Ohhh man this is so not funny, I hate you all so fucking much!" He said.
"Hold your tongues!" Tisked Spaulding before continuing his tour.

(Gotta make that quick, we've all seen whats inside)

"Man that was a nightmare." Said Jason, walking out of the tour first.

And being the first one to get knocked in the back of the head and pass out.

Rufus smirked and waited for the others.