*~*Story*~*#*~*4*~*
" Sponge over board "
*One Day Patrick and Sponge Bob were sailing on a boat*
Patrick: ok Sponge Bob. We are out far enough to go fishing.
Sponge Bob: I don't want to fish!
Patrick: Then what do you want to do??
Sponge Bob: I don't know
Patrick: well how about we play truth or dare?
Sponge Bob: ok.
Patrick: truth or dare?
Sponge Bob: truth.
Patrick: I mean Dare or Dare.
Sponge Bob: dare.
Patrick: I dare you to scream I LOVE YOU SANDY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sponge Bob: eeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwww
Patrick: come on.
Sponge Bob: I LOVE YOU SANDY.
Patrick: hahahahahahhehehehehehehohohohoho.
Sponge Bob: Patrick! Dare or Dare?
Patrick: hehe. dare.
Sponge Bob: I dare you to let a shark ( Great White) Bite off your hand.
Patrick: NO!
Sponge Bob: Come on!
Patrick: fine
* Patrick put meat in the water and put his hand next to it.*
Patrick: OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!
Sponge Bob: hahahahahahahahahahehehehehehehehehhohohohohohoho!
Patrick: dare or dare?
Sponge Bob: dare
Patrick: I dare you to jump off the boat.
* sponge Bob jumps off the boat. Patrick runs over him*
Patrick: aaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Sponge Bob: what?
Patrick: your square! not round!
Sponge Bob: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh.
*~*Story*~*#*~*5*~*
" potato factory "
Sponge Bob: hey Pat do you want to come with me to the potato factory.
Patrick: ok
Sponge Bob: great.
* Sponge Bob and Patrick walk to the potato factory*
Sponge Bob: Lets go on the potato tour.
Patrick: ok!
Sponge Bob: Hey Mr. Potato! Me and my friend Pat here want a tour.
Mr. Potato: Jump right in the car.
* Sponge Bob and Patrick jump in the car*
Mr. Potato: This is the bags for the potato's.
Patrick: cool!
* Patrick jumps out of the car and gets rapped in a bag!*
Patrick: Hey! Let me out! I'm a star fish! not a potato! If I was Potato under water then I would be soggy! Do I look soggy to you? Let me out!
* they move along in the car*
Mr. Potato : this is were the Potato's are smashed.
* Sponge Bob Jumps off*
Sponge bob: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
I'm gonna get crushed!
CRUNCH!
Sponge Bob: ow. i'm square.
*~*Story*~*#*~*6*~*
" The perfect fit?"
Mr. Crabs: Hey Sponge Bob!
Sponge Bob: hey Mr. Crabs!
Mr. Crabs: I bot some pants for you.
Sponge bob: OOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHH! I love them! But they are square! I'm round.
Mr. Crabs : then shave!
Sponge Bob: ok
* sponge Bob walks to "Super Cuts"*
Sponge bob: I'd like to be square.
Person: my name is Emily
Sponge Bob: ok. Emily I want to be square
Emily: are you sure?
Sponge Bob: yup!
Emily: ok
* Emily try's to cut thru but it wasn't strong enough*
Emily: This razor isn't strong enough
* Emily gets a different razor*
Emily: this should work.
* Emily try's but it still didn't work*
Emily: sorry kid! I used all the razors and none of them work!
Sponge Bob: :'( Oh.
Emily: sorry.
Sponge Bob: that's ok! It's not your fault.
* Sponge Bob sadly walks home*
Patrick: Hey sponge Bob.
Sponge Bob: hey Pat.
Patrick: what's wrong Sponge Bob?
Sponge Bob: nothing. Hey pat! you wanna try to make me square?
Patrick: how?
Sponge Bob: Shave me!
Patrick: ok
* Patrick and Sponge Bob walk in sponge Bob's house*
Patrick: ok are you ready to be square?
Sponge Bob: yeah!!!!
Patrick: ok!
* Patrick cuts Sponge Bob*
* 1 hour later*
Patrick: ok. done
* Sponge Bob looks at the mirror*
Sponge Bob: Thanks Pat! I'm gonna wear the pants now.
Patrick: ok. bye
Sponge Bob: bye
* Sponge Bob goes up stairs and puts the pants on. He is way way way way way way way way way way way way way to small*
Sponge Bob: PATRICK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*Plz R&R*