It's just pointlessness. Sorry. Not really.
Here you go: Thrill Pair.
Warnings: The stupidest scary movie in existence.
"But- But." Ryoma grappled, thoroughly aghast as he watched the brown-haired girl jump into the pool. It was an unintelligent move on her part seeing as her captor was right on her heels. "He's right there."
"Yes. He is." Fuji covered his mouth with his hand lightly. He was trying so hard not laugh. It was just, well; his boyfriend looked absolutely adorable getting all worked up over the movie he'd complained about having to watch in the first place.
Ryoma made a sound of disgust. His hair was temptingly ruffled from the nap he'd been woken from. The blanket nestled around them was sliding onto the floor. "Did you see that? She's so stupid."
"Yes. She is."
"I mean, he's right there."
And he was. The captor was rescuing her from the water. It appeared as if he was hiding a knife behind his back, but it slipped to the bottom of the pool at the last second. Fuji shook his head. Really? Was no one a good psychopath these days? He could definitely do a better job. Not that he would ever kidnap someone. Well, not without their slightly dubious consent.
"Ryoma?"
His boyfriend waved a hand in his face. "Shhh! He's making her find her brother."
Fuji couldn't help it. He chuckled, smashing his face into the couch for coverage. Ryoma didn't seem to notice until he turned to get a handful of popcorn (which the boy had been devouring like a pack of lions) from the bowl on his lap and spotted his shaking shoulders.
"Are you laughing? This is a serious. Jack is going to die because of his sister's idiocy." Ryoma argued convincingly which sent him into another wave of laughter. When he calmed down he leaned over and pecked his boyfriend on cheek. Ryoma rolled his eyes but accepted it, the corner of his mouth tugging upwards.
"I'm sorry. This is a serious situation and I shouldn't be laughing."
"Whatever." Ryoma twisted back to the screen and jumped up. "Are you kidding? She actually gave up her own brother? Okay, she needs to die."
Fuji snorted.
Oh, the possibilities.