I have Zero (0) idea where this was going, but I've edited it (a little) and am presenting you with the stuff that's a step above garbage in my forgotten folders
Warning(s): Uhh, mentions of Sirius in Azkaban and The Twins hiding away when Lucius goes there, but not actually because it's a prediction of the future? I guess
Lucius Malfoy knew he was in for trouble the moment he first held his daughter. Knew that no matter what he did he would never be able to tame his lovely little girl, knew that even if he did manage to work past his wife and at least groom his son that his daughter would always be a strong stubborn opinionated child.
He knew all of this because the first time he held her she vomited on his tie. And every other time he wore it until she was two when she then proceeded to set it on fire with accidental magic.
Somehow he feels as though this is Narcissa's doing.
He is only technically right, and regardless he will not know for a few years yet. Not until for some reason or another two mysterious stowaways are found in cloak when he goes for the yearly visit to Azkaban. Luckily this is a few years off though.
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When the twins turn five they become inseparable, they begin to dress like each other to further confuse Lucius and torment him at every turn. He has long since learned to check his office for pranks, and his chair, and his closet, and his bed, honestly it's like a constant battleground. Lucius was really not prepared for any of this when he taught the little buggers how to read.
Still, he has to admit they're quite brilliant. Secretly. Alone. At night. To himself. In his head. And it's not like they aren't something to be proud of, any adult that comes near them is thoroughly wrapped around their finger within ten minutes and said adult will probably do anything asked if they try hard enough. Lucius is idly glad they've yet to think of world domination. He hopes they never do.
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It is these thoughts that make Lucius wary on the twins eighth birthday, so after he sends the children to bed, and retires from the sitting room as Narcissa heads to bed alone, something his father told him to never let happen except for when it is well and truly important. When he gets to the library and tracks down the only complete copy of the Malfoy line he begins his search for explanations, after narrowing it down he goes over the books he has on creatures, and their habits. Lucius knows that there is no truly pure-blood Pureblood alive, it's not actually possible with all things given.
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When he leaves for bed, after banishing the books back to their shelves he sighs to himself. Of course, they are, how could they not be, why is he even surprised?
His little helions would be the first Foxes since his many times over great-grandfather Reynard. Idly, he hopes they do not shift until he can officially kick them out with the excuse that they need to see the world. He is well aware this will not happen.
Still, Narcissa will be happy though.
And that's it, that's all I got... Let me know if you use any of this btw, I always welcome new reading material