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Many, which included almost all, of the Ark 'bot's had by now assembled in the conference room, courteous of a well convinced Teletran, to figure out what had gotten into the young women's head this time. When it came to Rachel there was no telling. They all knew all to well of her mischievous side. No wonder why she hangs out with the twins. If the twins alone weren't bad enough the Autobot crew were graced with Rachel's almost content presence at the Ark. But you didn't here the twins complaining when it came to their pranks; Rachel was brilliant even if her pranks took a while to 'set in' as Jazz had put it one evening.
That had been said after one said incidences where Prowl and Ironhide had been turned into 'all the colors of the rainbow' quote Rachel and Sidswipe. How that feet had been pulled off was still unknown, even to Prowl himself.
"So Rachel" Began an obviously unpleased Cliffjumper, arms crossed over his chest, frown on his faceplate. Tightly between two of his black finger was a fluorescent; headache producing giant orange piece of paper. "You mind explaining all these" holding up the said paper "letters that we all received just over night", the deep red mini-bot was using that tone of his again 'smart' in that irritating way of his
Said mastermind was seating between her partners in crime on either side of her. She had that smug grin on her face like she'd just pulled off the best prank ever; her bright green eyes just glowed. Taking her hands out from her pockets she didn't let her odd smile despite not liking the red mini-bot (she must have picked that up from the twins as well). She was getting ready to start, the ones who knew what the letter meant just sat back to wait and see what would happen this time.
Rachel, Spike, and Blair were the center of attention to Blair's dismay the later of the two had been on in Rachel's mystify making some were along the line, which translated before the roosters got up in the morning. Blair who didn't look to please one bit about it all, she was seating in front of Jazz closer to the front of the long black table. Spike was naturally not to far from Bumblebee. The youngest of the three, he still didn't know what to think about all this.
Rachel turned to the Inca gold hacker who was seating at his normal seat that was slightly off toward the corner closes to Optimus Prime "Hey Teletran" getting the hackers attention "can you give me the complete definition of Christmas if you'll be so kind?"
'Tran, who didn't seem to look like the only one who didn't seem all to interested in the young women's mystify making or planes, which ever they were, looked up no moving his head from his fist on the chair arm.
He answered absently "Christmas; a holiday on December the 25th celebrating the birth of Jesus Christ -The next part I was told to add- also the time of year when people, particularly friends and family, get together and exchange gifts with the people they care or love or both
"Thank you," 'Tran just nodded
"Hold up, back up." Interrupted waving his hands "What does this human holiday have to do with us? Were not from Earth if you've failed to notice." Exclaimed Brawn from some were in the mass of 'bot who were forced to stand up
"Yeah that's true" her she shrugged "but while your here -stuck if I might add- declared by yours truly" putting her hand on her chest and grinning "Christmas is an Autobot holiday! Unfortunately for me it's optional for you to celebrate so declared the most thanked Optimus Prime. But your still getting a presence" she explained suddenly getting really serious while not being at the same time
"No its just an excuse for you to go shopping" added Spike raising a brow at the older women
Rachel turned her attention sharply over at the boy who was seating in front of the yellow bug and glared at Spike, but he didn't get the message or just didn't care and made a face at her. While she was preoccupied with Spike distraction Prowl frowned as he looked over at the Autobot leader with that looked when he was scolding the twins.
Sending his superior a text :: What are you doing encouraging her?::
Optimus chuckled inwardly ::I didn't seem what harm could come from it. I told her she could do this as long as it didn't end anyone on the brig or to you.::
::How kind of you sir Prowl frowned
"Now were was I before I was so roundly interrupted?" looking at a certain person in the room
"I still don't get it Rachel," commented Sideswipe leaning forward and crossing his arms on the table for once he had that serious look on his face as if he had really contemplated on all this. He'd been one of the few 'bot who knew but at the same time didn't get it.
Standing up and facing the red warrior but addressing all the 'bots "Look you don't have to get it, just go along with the flow alright."
Here's were Blair finally spook up "When it comes to Christmas" she started "Rachel is what we call a Christmas-holic but as Spike said she's more in it for the shopping luckily not just for herself."
Rachel started mumbling on to her self about her sister and Spike luckily Wheeljack started up before Rachel made her words heard. "So can you explain a little more of this to use Rachel? Like what do we do? You mentioned something about gifts and decorating." asked Wheeljack with a raised optic ridge
As soon as the Lancia had read the message on his bright green paper he'd gone straight into looking what it was up. He understood but wanted to here the humans explanation. Just like always it captivated the engineer. Human customs, he found, were doing that to him a lot but he didn't mine. As a 'bot who loved finding out about new thins his 'Christmas' thing wasn't an exception. He'd spoken briefly to Blair in the hall about the holiday and to get more information out of her, she was resourceful. Unfortunately he couldn't get much out of her, she said she'd explain more later when the time came.
"Alright if you've been hiding under a rock the past few days you've had to noticed that houses, shops, streets, -so forth so on- have suddenly been sprouting mulit colored items." Here Blair turned the hacker "'Tran can you give me a picture?" she asked
Giving a nod the gold 'bot sat up and turned around to the consoles that lined most of the back wall and started pressing in commands. Within a few seconds the room went dark as Teletran personally installed holo-projector in the cent of the long table opened up and on-lined. The beyond detailed hologram was of a nice two story middle class house that glowed with said multi colored lights and other Christmas items.
"Does he have a hologram for every occasion or what?" whispered Sideswipe to his brother. Sunstreaker just shrugged.
"Yes! Like that." pointing out Rachel getting excited again.
Rachel put her hand behind her head a worried look on her face as the lights slowly came back on and the twins along with her sister noticed "The problem is how are we going to get let-along find- a Transformer sized Christmas tree or ornaments for that mater?"
Bluestreak cocked his head sideways "A Christmas Tree?"
"An evergreen tree decorated with ornaments and lights at Christmas time. Here in America the idea of the Christmas tree was non-existent until the 1840s." explained Tran "You can usually get them at Christmas tree farm." He finished mater a factly
"Will you stop doing that?!" barked Sunstreaker at 'Tran who just grinned like a cat and gave a replied was making his voice sound like a little kids "Sowy" that got a laugh out of most of them
"Okay we get that part of the picture but what about of the gift thing?" pointed out Windcharger
"Them you have to get for someone, and rap up in raping paper" explained Rachel
"Duh" commented Spike smartly
Rachel glared some more "Your pushing it bub" she growled
"Afterwards you put it under the tree until Christmas day when we'll exchange then."
"If I understand correctly the trick is to keep it a secret until the day comes?" asked Optimus speaking up for the first time as he looked over at Blair for her to tell him he'd said right
Nodding "Right" Blair got to her feet and went serious as she started to address all the waiting 'bot that had her attention "I known it seems weird to you guys but don't worry it will be worth your while in the end. Just remember the gifts you'll be getting for a person or 'bot, has to remain a secret. And don't worry about getting permission from Optimus, I've already taken care of that." Continuing
Some of the 'bots turned to look at their leader who only waved his blue fingers innocently his blue optics filled with mirth. Teletran who had pushed himself closer to the table to listen to the humans chuckled.
"That's all I wanted to say."
Optimus Prime nodded and pushed himself up onto his thick legs standing "Well I believe we've covered the jist of it." he began "If you do have more questions I'm sure one of our friends" inclining his head to the humans "would be please to help with any questions you have."
For the first time in a while the Autobot leader sounded truly please about this all. He himself was completely all for this thing Rachel had 'thrust' upon them, naturally he'd never admit it openly. It had him perplexed and he didn't dought that he'd be one of those mechs that would go to one of the humans for information. That was the old archivist in him he supposed.
Blair smiled up at the Autobot leader then turned to try to find a certain Lancia within the mass of Transformers. He wanted to see he about this holiday and for her to explain more in depth, she had promised after all.
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A/N:
In this chapter I started to include the whole religion(s) behind Christmas but decided against it. We all have are different opinions about it, some people don't celebrate it. But because I couldn't type what I wanted to include (brain to words thing) I didn't. So I'm leaving it out. Don't flame me about it, that and I'm still deciding weather I believe in it all (God), I don't really concider myself religious but I'm still young, so when it comes to being young you don't understand the world quit yet. (do we ever understand everything around us?)
Sorry babbling again. Hope you enjoyed.
Transformers and all related char(s) belong to HasTak and associated companies
Except Blair, Rachel, and the plot, which are mine