Mizz, Vamp and Hikari (who do not own X-Men: Evo) Present:
The Mizz, Vamp and Hikari Show!
Evan: DID TOO!
Rogue: DID NOT!
Evan: DID TOOOO-
Hikari: Ahem. Pardon moi, ladies and gentlemen-
Rogue: DID NOT!!!!
Hikari: DID TOO!
Evan: DID NOT!!
Rogue: DID TOO!!
Hikari: Umm... I am like-
Evan: DID NOT!!
Hikari: OH SHUT THE *beep* UP! Now, here... Kitty Pryde!
Kitty: DID TOO!!!!!!!!!!
Hikari: *faints*
Audience: DID NOT!!!!!!!!!!!
Hikari: *wakes up* Okay, so what are we here for again? Right, Daniel wrote this-
Vampyre: *tiptoes toward Hikari* umm... Hikari, it's Evan.
Evan: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! *beep* YOU!!!!!!!
Hikari: uh-oh *ducks from rotten tomatoes* um, dude, EEWWWW!!
Evan: GET MY NAME RIGHT YOU *beep*!
Hikari: Right. So, umm... Daniel-
Evan: IT'S EVAN YOU HOLY *beep*!
Hikari: I GET IT YOU JACK@$$!!! Now, mind singing us the song you wrote for Rogue?
Evan: Sure, why not? After all, it makes sense and its one hundred percent true. My song, dedicated to-
Rogue: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Evan: YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!
Kitty: *sobs* Evan, I thought you wrote it for me...
Evan: YOU? WHY THE *beep* WOULD I EVER DO THAT TO A *beep* LIKE YOU?
Kitty: A *beep* LIKE ME??? WAIT TIL YOU HEAR IT FROM LANCE!!
Hikari: Ladies and gentlemen... Lance Alvers!!
Lance: YOU *beep* *beep*, NEVER EVER CALL MY PRETTY KITTY A *beep* *beep*!!
Evan: *sobs* Sorry...
Lance: NOW THAT'S BETTER!!!!!!! YOU *beep*!
Hikari: Okay, umm... how about a lil' song from you, Dan-
Evan: *sobs even louder* WAAAAAAA!!! I WANT MY MOMMY!!!!!!
Rogue: SHUT THE *beep* UP YOU *beep*!!!
Evan: WAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!
Rogue: *gulp* umm... ARGHHHHHHH!!
Evan: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!! Rogue: ALRIGHT! ALRIGHT! I CAN'T TAKE IT ANY LONGER!!!
Hikari: What is it?
Rogue: IT'S TRUE!!! IT'S ALL TRUE!!!!!
Evan: WAAA- what? really?
Rogue: Yes. *blushes*
Evan: Alright, baby!!
Rogue: *rolls eyes*
Hikari: So, can we hear your song now?
Evan: DEFINITELY! *sings with a non-rythmytic, idiotic voice* OH OH OH WOAHHH... DARLIN' DARLIN' I WOOOOOAHHHH... I SAW YAAAHHH!! WAH, WAH, WAH, BEE BEE BEE BEE... WHOAHHHH!!! I SAW YAAAAHHH!!! YESTERDAY AT NIGHT... YOU---U-U-U-U-U MADE ME STARE CLEARLY AT YOUR BOOBS!!! THEY LOOKED SOOOO-WHOA-WHOA FINE. I-I-I HIT MY HEAD ON A PINE! AND THEN I SAW YOU!!!! ONCE AGAIN, YOUR BOOBS LOOKED SO-WHOA-WHOA FINE!! BUT I HAD MY HEAD ON A PINE!! WAWAWA BEBEBEBE... AND YOU SAID, "OH GOD*BEEP*, YOU ARE SO IDIOTIC" BUT I KNEW YOU MEANT HANDSOME-OTIC!! YAYAYA PAPAPAA BEBEBE... WHOOOSH!!! "YOU ARE SO HANDSOME-OTIC"!!!
Hikari: *laughing so hard she can't breath* Th--ann!!! HHAHA kkk!!!
Rogue: *turns as red as a tomato* *beep*
Kitty: *sobs* I thought he was talking about me..
Lance: *pats kitty's shoulder* Hey, hey, Kitty, I can sing better, ya know
Kitty: *hits his head with a pan* Like *beep* you can!!!!!
Hikari: Hehe... Thank you, Daniel-
Evan: IT'S EVAN!!!!!!!!!!
Hikari: Right, EVAN. Thanks to the audience-
Audience: *snores, but there's only one person clapping-my lil' bro*
Hikari: Er, thanks Wayland... *feels uneasy*
Lance: Let's go home, Kitty. Stupid show's over.
Kitty: *sobs* yeah.. *heads out*
Lance: *glares at Hikari and throws a rotten tomato at her*
Hikari: *pouts* ...and this is what I get for a show?
Rogue: Yeah... Next time I'll have to go to MizzMarvel's... you *beep*ing suck!! *throws rotten tomato at Hikari*
Evan: See ya, *beep*! *throws a rotten tomato at Hikari and goes off with Rogue*
Hikari: *stares at the ground* I never found the floor so attractive-
MizzMarvel: HIKARI!
Hikari: Sorry... *pouts*
Vampyre: Next interview with... MizzMarvel!!
The Mizz, Vamp and Hikari Show!
Evan: DID TOO!
Rogue: DID NOT!
Evan: DID TOOOO-
Hikari: Ahem. Pardon moi, ladies and gentlemen-
Rogue: DID NOT!!!!
Hikari: DID TOO!
Evan: DID NOT!!
Rogue: DID TOO!!
Hikari: Umm... I am like-
Evan: DID NOT!!
Hikari: OH SHUT THE *beep* UP! Now, here... Kitty Pryde!
Kitty: DID TOO!!!!!!!!!!
Hikari: *faints*
Audience: DID NOT!!!!!!!!!!!
Hikari: *wakes up* Okay, so what are we here for again? Right, Daniel wrote this-
Vampyre: *tiptoes toward Hikari* umm... Hikari, it's Evan.
Evan: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! *beep* YOU!!!!!!!
Hikari: uh-oh *ducks from rotten tomatoes* um, dude, EEWWWW!!
Evan: GET MY NAME RIGHT YOU *beep*!
Hikari: Right. So, umm... Daniel-
Evan: IT'S EVAN YOU HOLY *beep*!
Hikari: I GET IT YOU JACK@$$!!! Now, mind singing us the song you wrote for Rogue?
Evan: Sure, why not? After all, it makes sense and its one hundred percent true. My song, dedicated to-
Rogue: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Evan: YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!
Kitty: *sobs* Evan, I thought you wrote it for me...
Evan: YOU? WHY THE *beep* WOULD I EVER DO THAT TO A *beep* LIKE YOU?
Kitty: A *beep* LIKE ME??? WAIT TIL YOU HEAR IT FROM LANCE!!
Hikari: Ladies and gentlemen... Lance Alvers!!
Lance: YOU *beep* *beep*, NEVER EVER CALL MY PRETTY KITTY A *beep* *beep*!!
Evan: *sobs* Sorry...
Lance: NOW THAT'S BETTER!!!!!!! YOU *beep*!
Hikari: Okay, umm... how about a lil' song from you, Dan-
Evan: *sobs even louder* WAAAAAAA!!! I WANT MY MOMMY!!!!!!
Rogue: SHUT THE *beep* UP YOU *beep*!!!
Evan: WAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!
Rogue: *gulp* umm... ARGHHHHHHH!!
Evan: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!! Rogue: ALRIGHT! ALRIGHT! I CAN'T TAKE IT ANY LONGER!!!
Hikari: What is it?
Rogue: IT'S TRUE!!! IT'S ALL TRUE!!!!!
Evan: WAAA- what? really?
Rogue: Yes. *blushes*
Evan: Alright, baby!!
Rogue: *rolls eyes*
Hikari: So, can we hear your song now?
Evan: DEFINITELY! *sings with a non-rythmytic, idiotic voice* OH OH OH WOAHHH... DARLIN' DARLIN' I WOOOOOAHHHH... I SAW YAAAHHH!! WAH, WAH, WAH, BEE BEE BEE BEE... WHOAHHHH!!! I SAW YAAAAHHH!!! YESTERDAY AT NIGHT... YOU---U-U-U-U-U MADE ME STARE CLEARLY AT YOUR BOOBS!!! THEY LOOKED SOOOO-WHOA-WHOA FINE. I-I-I HIT MY HEAD ON A PINE! AND THEN I SAW YOU!!!! ONCE AGAIN, YOUR BOOBS LOOKED SO-WHOA-WHOA FINE!! BUT I HAD MY HEAD ON A PINE!! WAWAWA BEBEBEBE... AND YOU SAID, "OH GOD*BEEP*, YOU ARE SO IDIOTIC" BUT I KNEW YOU MEANT HANDSOME-OTIC!! YAYAYA PAPAPAA BEBEBE... WHOOOSH!!! "YOU ARE SO HANDSOME-OTIC"!!!
Hikari: *laughing so hard she can't breath* Th--ann!!! HHAHA kkk!!!
Rogue: *turns as red as a tomato* *beep*
Kitty: *sobs* I thought he was talking about me..
Lance: *pats kitty's shoulder* Hey, hey, Kitty, I can sing better, ya know
Kitty: *hits his head with a pan* Like *beep* you can!!!!!
Hikari: Hehe... Thank you, Daniel-
Evan: IT'S EVAN!!!!!!!!!!
Hikari: Right, EVAN. Thanks to the audience-
Audience: *snores, but there's only one person clapping-my lil' bro*
Hikari: Er, thanks Wayland... *feels uneasy*
Lance: Let's go home, Kitty. Stupid show's over.
Kitty: *sobs* yeah.. *heads out*
Lance: *glares at Hikari and throws a rotten tomato at her*
Hikari: *pouts* ...and this is what I get for a show?
Rogue: Yeah... Next time I'll have to go to MizzMarvel's... you *beep*ing suck!! *throws rotten tomato at Hikari*
Evan: See ya, *beep*! *throws a rotten tomato at Hikari and goes off with Rogue*
Hikari: *stares at the ground* I never found the floor so attractive-
MizzMarvel: HIKARI!
Hikari: Sorry... *pouts*
Vampyre: Next interview with... MizzMarvel!!