Rachel 'Gold Star' Berry created the event 'The Rachel Berry House Party Trainwreck Extravaganza'
Rachel 'Gold Star' Berry I'm still not entirely sure why I was asked to call it this...
Finn Hudson, Santana Lopez and 12 others are attending the event 'The Rachel Berry House Party Trainwreck Extravaganza'
Rachel 'Gold Star' Berry Omigosh, I am so excited! I have never had this many party guests before!
Santana Lopez Whatever, hobbit. There'd better be alcohol.
Rachel 'Gold Star' Berry Of course. I have a mini wine cooler!
Santana Lopez Okay, Yentl, you have got to be kidding me. You expect us all to get drunk off your douchey little wine cooler? That's not nearly enough. Trouty Mouth could consume that much in a minute.
Sam Evans Trouty mouth?
Santana Lopez That's you.
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Sam Evans :( Why do I feel like this entire relationship is built on insults?
Kurt Hummel and Blaine Anderson are attending 'The Rachel Berry House Party Trainwreck Extravaganza'
Santana Lopez Yay, the sexy hobbit is attending!
Brittany S. Pierce don't be silly, santana. Blaine isnt a hobbit he's a dolphin.
Santana Lopez Really, Brits, cuz he looks like a hobbit to me.
Brittany S. Pierce no he's a dolphin cause gay sharks are dolphins :)
Santana Lopez Really, because the way I see it, the guy is like, three foot tall, which makes him a hobbit.
Brittany S. Pierce he can be a hobbit-dolphin.
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Santana Lopez Sexiest hobbit-dolphin EVER!
Blaine Anderson Do I even know you people?
Jacob Ben Israel is attending The Rachel Berry House Party Trainwreck Extravaganza
Rachel 'Gold-Star' Berry What the hell! You're not invited!
Jacob Ben Israel I just wanna get laid...
Kurt Hummel has just arrived at The Rachel Berry House Party Trainwreck Extravaganza with Blaine Anderson. There's three bottles of liqueur, a stack of Barbra Streisand CD's, and Rachel is wearing a ghastly, hideous dress which looks like something out of a horror film. I can tell that this party is going to be a blast... via iPhone
Artie Abrams Now we're feelin' so fly like a G6 (8) via iPhone
Finn Hudson everyone at this party is totally smashed, and I'm just sat here not drinking cuz I'm supposed to be the responsible designated driver. Also, Rachel Berry won't stop leaning all over me giggling. FML. via Blackberry
Blaine Anderson 000mmggzzz dis partay is OFF THE HOOK!11111 via iPhone
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Wes 'Other Other Asian' Leung Oh my god. Well-mannered, dapper Blaine is drunk. Why wasn't I invited to this party?
Rachel Berry hhasss juust planted onee on Blaine Anderson. Hiss face tastes AWESOMEE.
Wes 'Other Other Asian' Leung. Oh my god. Blaine's kissed a girl. He's more out of it than I thought.
David Smith WHY AM I NOT AT THIS PARTY! SOME THINGS JUST NEED TO BE WITNESSED.
Santana Lopez is angry because Brittany S. Pierce just kissed my boyfriend.
Kurt Hummel You mean, you're angry because your boyfriend kissed Brittany Pierce.
Santana Lopez Touché, lady lips.
Blaine Anderson just woke up in a mysterious bed with a hangover... via iPhone
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Kurt Hummel You're in my bed, Blaine. By the way, these vomit stains are taking forever to scrub off the toilet...
Burt Hummel Kurt Elizabeth Hummel, we need to talk. Now.
Rachel 'Gold-Star' Berry is hungover.
Santana Lopez Me too.
Quinn 'FuturePromQueen' Fabray Same...
Tina 'Asian' Cohen-Chang I think I'm gonna barf.
Mike 'Other Asian' Chang I am never touching alcohol again
Artie Abrams Me neither, yo...
Kurt Hummel cannot believe Blaine Anderson.
Blaine Anderson I don't know what your problem is!
Kurt Hummel my problemis that the out-and-proud person I admire is sneaking back into the freakin' closet!
Blaine Anderson Oh, I'm sorry, I didn't realize that you were biphobic.
Kurt Hummel I'm not...oh god you're being so frustrating right now.
Santana Lopez Wanky?
Kurt Hummel OH GOD SANTANA JUST GO AWAY THAT ANNOYING WANKY THING ISN'T EVEN APLLICABLE TO THIS SITUATION RIGHT NOW.
Santana Lopez Chillax, Hummel...
Rachel Berry is on a date with the very cute Blaine Anderson ;)
Kurt Hummel PM me NOW, Berry!
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Rachel Berry
I honestly don't see what your problem is, Kurt.
Kurt Hummel
Blaine is GAY!
Rachel Berry
Bisexual.
Kurt Hummel
I can't believe you saw how heartbroken I was after the whole Jeremiah incident, and now you're actually letting it happen again!
Rachel Berry
Fine. I'll kiss him sober. And when I do, I'll prove to you once and for all that Blaine is bisexual. Who knows, maybe I'll get a boyfriend out of this!
Blaine Anderson is 100% gay.
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Wes 'Other Other Asian' Leung Oh thank god. You had us all worried.
David Smith Whew. I was just planning a heartfelt funeral for your homosexuality.
Kurt Hummel Do I even need to say it?
Blaine Anderson No.
Kurt Hummel Well, I'm saying it anyway. I told you so. :)
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Blaine Anderson :(
Brittany S. Pierce I prefer you as a dolphin :)
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