The Demon of Oz

(Chapter 2)

Which Witch

Authors Note- welcome everyone, DarkAngelTears I know I can't spell, so if I use the wrong spelling just let me know. Hey Rots, yes I will be random, very random (stabs Rots) Bwah ha ha! Emma Iveli, I'm sorry that you've heard the joke, but it's a common joke, hopefully my others will be more original. SeeC that's cool that your school's doing the wizard of oz... sort of funny too, my school did it last year. (I was a munchkin, and an ozian)

On with the story...

"What are you all staring at?" Inuyasha forcefully asked, Kagome tuned around to see Shessomaru wearing a black dress come out of nowhere, and tried to kill the fleas. They all screamed and hid, "So Sango, where's my sister?" Everyone was confused, "You don't have a sister," Shessomaru glared at her, "Just go with the story," he said grinding his teeth, "I have one in this fic." Sango pointed at the well, "Oh, who killed her this time?" he said rolling his eyes, "She did," chirped the fleas, pointing at Kagome.

"So you killed my sister? Well now I need to claim her ruby slippers. Turns into the shrine only to find an outline of where the slippers once were, "WHERE ARE THEY?" he yelled pointing at the, now blinking, outline, "They're right here," Sango replied pointing at Kagome's feet. "Gasp!" Shessomaru searched Dorothy up and down, only stopping when Inuyasha slapped him for getting to close to being perverted. "You look human enough," Kagome nodded, "Then why do you need so much power? Why not just give the shoes to me," Shessy tried to grab the shoes off of Kagome, only to have half his fingers burned off, "Ow..." he said dully.

Kagome laughed at his stupidity, then she fell asleep, "Narcaleptic little beauty isn't she?" They all laughed, then fell asleep. The only person awake was Sango, "This is when you're all suppose to sing about Kikio being dead," no one woke up, so Sango sang instead, "Ding, Dong the Kikio's dead, Kagome is asleep in bed. Ding dong Kikio's really dead. Ding dong a killer'o. Stab her high, stab her low. Ding dong Kikio's really dead. Now I'm going to stop singing, because I'm looking queer," Sango just stood there while everyone was asleep (except for Shessomaru, who had somehow woken up, and left while she was singing)

Sango (who couldn't allow the story to be delayed any further) took Kagome and Inuyasha and started skipping down a bloody road, (once again singing) "Follow the super bloody road, follow the super bloody road, FOLLOW FOLLOW FOLLOW IT UNTIL YOU GET TO THE END! THEN KILL SOMEONE OVER AGAIN! THEN YOU'LL FOLLOW FOLLOW FOLLOW IT UNTIL YOU FIND THE WIZARD OF OZ!" Not sure if they had understood anything of what she had been singing, Sango wrote a note about everything they needed to do, and posted in on Inuyasha's head.

What will happen next? Will I have more uncontrollable singing? OF COURSE I will, this is about The Wizard of Oz! Where all the characters know how to sing obscure songs ever twenty minutes or so. be random