Disclaimer:I don't own anything.

A/N Beware! This is the craziest fanfiction you'll ever read! Completely OC! R&R!

Beginning of Oneshot

Gregor typed into the search key. He came up with: Your Imagination.

Gregor clicked on the first thing he came up with. A voice came on:

Congratulations, you have received a free, Apple, Ipod nano.

" Noooo! The voice that haunts me in my dreams!" The Bane cried.

Luxa spoke after that," This is free? Gregor do it! I want a free Irop nana!"

" Man, I wonder where that came from!" Gregor screamed over the commotion.

" Can we please get a move on, people?! I'm losing my patience!" Ripred said. " Patience…what's patience?" Everyone ignored the Bane. " Hmm… Gregor! Click on the book section!" people would think that Luxa was high, and she probably was. They had been playing Bella Dancer-Ella before they went on the laptop. " Who know how to read? I think all of you would have trouble reading Overland slang, save Hazard," Gregor had decided to point this out, because it was a site for stories. " Gregor! Search 'Underland'!" Howard was yelling like a little girl. " I can't, Howard, we need to look at this site!" Gregor said. " Why?" Hazard asked. " Umm… you said this was the site people talked about, Hazard," Gregor replied.

" Oh, okay," Hazard said, as if forgetting about it completely.

"Gregor, you are supposed to click on 'book'," Luxa screeched.

" Cousin, are you feeling alright?" Howard asked her.

" I am fine! Gregor, click on 'books'!" Luxa was going crazy.

" Okay…" that was Gregor.

Gregor clicked on 'books' and a whole list popped up. Gregor tried to read it, but suddenly it was snatched from his hands.

" The evil device is mine!" Everyone slowly backed away from Ripred, except Gregor, because he was the only person in all of Regalia who didn't hear him. (A/N As I said, biggest OC you'll ever see.)

Suddenly the Bane grabbed it from him, " No, it is mine!"

This became a whole fight, (the only way Gregor contributed was by being a pillow when Luxa fell from Aurora) and at the end of it, the only thing that was of any importance was that page on the laptop was now with a list of stories people wrote for… for.. them.

" That's my name! See?!" Luxa was acting the equivalent of a 3-year-old..

" Mine's more important! I see my name more than yours!" the Bane and Luxa got into a big argument, and Gregor ended it by saying, "Man! All these stories are about me!"

" No they aren't! Some of them are about me!" Aurora shivered when Ripred said that.

" Click on one, Gregor!" Gregor wondered if Hazard had participated in the fight.

Gregor clicked on one. He read the first sentence, which said:

Disclaimer: I own nothing, I just wish I did.

A/N Okay, I hope you all enjoy my story! There will be a lots of Gluxa ( GregorXLuxa) because this is pointless fluff.

" Mmm… fluff, the stuff you put on sandwiches!" no one but Gregor knew what the Bane was talking about. (although Luxa knew what a sandwich was)

Ripred, Hazard, and Pearlpelt left because the Bane was determined to get a sandwich from the kitchen.

Gregor and Howard chose to read a different story, because Gregor and Howard both were confused about the Gluxa part. Luxa wasn't acting sane and Aurora went to go huddle in fear with Nike, who had been in the corner of the room since the voice on the laptop.

The story was like this:

Gregor was bored and went down to the Underland. There he met a bat and they flew through the tunnels and into the arena. Luxa was like, " Hey Gregor!"

Then they went to the palace where they met Howard who was like, " What are you doing here, Gregor?" because that was Howard's way of saying, why are you holding Luxa's hand?

" Do you want to do the Hokey-pokey, Gregor?" Luxa questioned him. Both Gregor and Howard ignored her because she wasn't sane at the moment. They decided to read another story.

This was the summary:

Nerissa's made a prophecy room. Will Gregor find himself being called back down to the Underland? R&R please!

They didn't want to read that. They decided it would be best if they figured out what 'Gluxa' was.

Gregor and Luxa get married. ( so there is Gluxa, of course)

" Tee hee hee!" Luxa wasn't sane, but she was able to read what it said.

" The nerve of these people!" Gregor shouted. He was glad, though, because he kissed Luxa in front of Howard.

Howard spoke up, " Well, this is odd."

A/N Very odd indeed, Howard. Very odd. R&R! Because it's freaky and stupid!