A/N: I don't own TF2 or any of its character, plotline, etc. Just my OCs. Thanks to Bayoboo, Ponyboy1004, and Th3RedPyro for following and faving!
Update: Revised some small things.
"Alert! The enemy has taken the intelligence,"
"Where's your stupid crap now?" Scout said as he ran past the BLU Heavy, smashing his skull in with his baseball bat.
"Stop him!" shouted BLU Engi, who tried to shoot him, but was headshot by Spy with the Ambassador.
"Too slow!" Scout said as he ran past the battlements, knocking the BLU Sniper off the ledge in the process. He leapt to the bridge and ran across it to the RED side. He sped down to the RED's intelligence room and slammed the blue colored briefcase onto the table.
"Victory,"
"We are the best!" Scout said as he hi-fived the rest of the team. "Those BLUs never stood a chance,"
"You are damn right son!" Soldier said. "We kicked their asses right out of America and into non-America places!"
"I could beat any BLU in my own sleep, yah?" Demo said as he took a swig. "Is it me or are they handing us a win every time?"
"Who cares?" said Sniper. "As long as we get paid, I'm fine with it, a win's a win,"
"Da," said Heavy. "Little BLU cowards are afraid of giant men,"
Suddenly an alarm went off.
"ALERT!" shouted the Administrator. "Respawn is down. Ceasefire is now in effect until further notice,"
Engi sighed. "Again? Third time this week already,"
Everyone was a bit uneasy about this. Though they died on a daily basis, the thought of not coming back to life because of a malfunctioning Respawn was not easy to handle.
"Guess I'm staying overnight...again," he said as he took off his hardhat. "See you in the morning," he then walked off.
"Wonder what keeps breaking that thing?" Sniper said out loud as he watched Engi leave.
The Respawn room was a very large room with a large computer-like device in the back of it. In front of it were several pods, but the viewing glass for each were all fogged up so you couldn't see inside.
Engi groaned and buried his face into his hands for the umpteenth time. He spent over five hours looking around the Respawn room for a possible problem but couldn't find one. This happened the other two times he went down to the Respawn room to investigate the problem. He could've stopped looking, but Engi knew that this machine kept his teammates and himself alive during battle, and if it were to fail...
Engi shook his head of the thought of dying permanently and refocused. He looked around the computer once again and made sure he didn't miss anything from the first two times around.
Time Skip
"Blasted piece of junk," he muttered. Engi still never found any major problems with the Respawn except for the fact someone left a switch in the "off" position. He gathered his tools and made his way to the exit.
But there was one major problem that the Texan missed: A frayed cable hidden under a nest a rat has made.
It started to spark, waking the creature, and shortly later electricuted the vermin into a smoldering wreck of what used to be a rat. The cable continued to spark before letting off a bright light which engulfed the entire room.
Now we switch over to a different place, a similar place to the town of Teufort, but has one major difference.
A universe where everyone is the opposite gender.
To clarify, in the universe we all know, George Washington led American troops, but in this universe, Georgia Washington led troops to victory over the British. Instead of Alexander the Great, it's Alexandria the Great, and so on. And in this universe, gender roles are switched (I guess you can figure that out, can you?)
AU-Teufort
Location: RED HQ
A woman with snow-white hair slept peacefully with her head buried in her hands on her work desk. She was in what appears to be a Med-Bay of some sort with medical equipment scattered around the room. Her hair was somehow tied in a ribbon in the back of her head with a small red bow adorning it. She wore a long sleeved, white dress shirt with the sleeves rolled up, a gray skirt, and black leggings which went into black boots.
A white dove flew down from the rafters and landed on the woman's head, and cooed softly. When it realized that she wasn't going to get up, it started to peck her head causing her to stir. She moaned softly as she sat up straight and yawned. She rubbed her eyes before staring at the bird on top of her head.
"You know that I need sleep right, Archimedes?" she said with a heavy German accent.
Archimedes responded by cooing.
She sighed. "Birds," she thought as she let the dove climb onto her finger. She petted him once before letting him fly off into the cluttered room. The woman looked at the clock.
7:45
"Good I can at least get fifteen more minutes of sleep before the others..." her thoughts were interrupted when the Med-Bay's double doors slammed open.
"Yo Francine, me and Amanda have a major problem," a voice with a Bostonian accent shouted into the room.
"Or not," Francine turned around to find the team's Scout and Pyro standing nervously behind her. The Scout looked almost exactly like the male Scout but she had a black skirt on and her black hair was cut short. The Pyro on the other hand looked way more feminine, or in other words curvy. She wore a rather tight fireproof suit with a harness and belt; clipped to her legs were two fire grenades. She had on the iconic gas mask, but you could easily see her brown colored eyes from the eye holes; protruding from the back of her mask was her raven black hair tied in pigtails.
"This better be good Fraude Nat," Francine said to the Scout as she rubbed the sleep from her eyes. "I've only got three hours of sleep,"
"Well you see," started Nat. "Amanda and I kinda wanted to pull a prank on Jane by hiding her heads from her..."
"You WHAT?" Francine grabbed Nat by the shoulders and started shaking her. "Dummkopf! Fraude Jane really likes her heads, do you know what will happen if she finds them missing? I hope you put them in a safe place, did you?"
Amanda started to twiddle her thumbs as Francine turned her gaze to her.
"..."
"You burned them didn't you?" Francine said slowly to Amanda.
Amanda opened the respirator on her gas mask. "I couldn't help it ok?" she said. "I ran out of stuff to burn and I really needed to burn something,"
"Uh-d-d-d-doc-can-you-stop-shaking-me?" Nat asked.
Francine stopped before pinching the bridge of her nose. "So I'm assuming you two need replacements, yes?"
The two nodded.
"Let me check," she said with a sigh. "I'm pretty sur-"
"WHERE. ARE. MY. HHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEAAAAADS?"
"I'm too pretty to die!" Nat squeaked as she hid under Francine's desk.
Amanda quickly latched onto the German and started to cry.
Francine sweatdropped. "And these are the people I work with..." she thought.
"I will rip the throat out of the person or persons who took my heads!" shouted a woman. She had on a white tanktop tucked into black pants which were tucked into combat boots. Her shoulder length blond hair flowed freely under her helmet, and her blue colored eyes burned with fury. "God DAMMIT!" she shouted as she overturned the couch.
The RED Heavy and Engineer quietly watched from the side as the team's Soldier tore up the living room.
"Mishka," said the shorter female. "Would you kindly calm Jane down?" She wore the same outfit as the male Engineer did, but her googles were around her neck. Her short brown hair barely touched her neck.
Mishka nodded and slowly made her way to the raging American. She was tall, easily passing six feet, and quite slender, but she had some muscle to her. Her light brown hair was tied in a high ponytail. She wore a red shirt under a black vest with a bulletchain sash wrapped around her, and black pants and boots.
"Is she still going through her tirade, Destiny?" a small voice asked the Engineer. She turned to find the team's Demowoman standing behind her. Her purple dyed hair was in two ponytails that came out from under her beanie.
"'Fraid so Tavi," Destiny said.
Tavi murmured something that Destiny couldn't hear as she watched Jane break a chair with her knee. Even though Tavi was the third tallest out of the mercs, her timid nature makes her one of the least threatening out of all the mercs.
"What's the bucket head shouting about this time, shielas?" asked the Sniper as she walked in and slightly lowered her yellow tinted sunglasses. Her black, waist length hair had a red highlight on the left side.
"Someone stole Jane's collection of heads, Gwen," said Tavi, shaking a bit. "Now's she's tearing up the living room and screaming like a banshee,"
"Sounds typical," said Gwen.
"GET YOUR HANDS OFF OF ME!" Jane shouted. She was currently trying to fight her way out of Mishka's bear hug.
"What do I do with her?" the Russian asked, her voice was barely heard over Jane's shouting.
"Just hold her until she tires out," said Destiny.
"Or I can do this," and Mishka started to tickle Jane's neck.
"What are you-" suddenly Jane started to giggle and then started to laugh uncontrollably as Mishka's tickling intensified. "OH GOD PLEASE STOP IT!"
The others were trying their best not to laugh at the scene.
After what seemed to be five minutes of nonstop tickling, Mishka let up on the torture and left Jane on the ground panting and covered in sweat.
"You-guys-are-assholes," she said in-between breaths. "Fucking-assholes,"
"Fran, how the hell, or rather, WHY do you have so much spare body parts lying around?" asked Nat as she watched the doctor toss a head into a cardboard box.
"Just in case," Francine said as she tossed one final head. "There that should be enough,"
"Thanks Fran!"Nat said as she and Amanda sped out of the Med-Bay.
Francine made her way back to her desk and plopped down on her chair. She was about to collapse into slumber when she heard a decloaking sound. She grudgingly turned to find their Spy behind her. The Spy didn't wear a balaclava but only a red colored burglar mask around her eyes. Her short red colored hair looked like Destiny's but was more poofier and covered most of her face.
"What now Laurel?"
"Oh nothing," she said with a slight French accent. "Just checking up on how you're doing, considering those nimrods woke you up,"
"No they didn't, my bird did. God I hate paper work,"
"I suggest that you should get yourself a cup of coffee, Francine. We're leaving to 2Fort in about ten minutes,"
Francine hated coffee, but if it was going to wake her up completely might as well drink it.
A/N: And Chapter 1 is done! Expect TLoT and Waterhole chapters to come out next.
Till next time Travelers,
-D.W