Author's notes- well I tried to get the second chapter out as soon as I could, remember to tell me what you think of the characters.
Disclaimer- Refer to chapter 01
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Kagura skipped happily, in her own little world where flowers bloomed in midair and the clouds turned pink when you focused on them.
Yes Kagura was a nut.
Abruptly the cute dream world she had induced herself into with horse tranquilizers blurred, a man next to her became focused and her happy atmosphere dissolved, the man was wearing a chunin jacket and a Konoha headband his long silvery hair draped over the sides of his face.
Removing her presence from the world Kagura slowly crept up to her prey, the animalistic drive for sustenance fuelling her motivation to attack the silver haired man and within the span of a second Kagura sunk her teeth into the mans leg.
"GAHHHH MY LEG" cried the man panicking as he shook his leg in a vain attempt to stave off more pain.
"What was that noise Mizu-OH MY GOD WHO LET HER OUT" Screamed Iruka his voice laced with fear as Mizuki was with pain.
To most this would seem a comical sight, two chunin being attacked by a slight of a girl who had her teeth clamped shut over Mizuki's leg Iruka continued to panic running around in circles before remembering that he was a ninja and as a ninja he had access to ninja-like skills that could be used for this situation.
Clonk.
Kagura's grip on Mizuki loosened a bit as she shifted her vision to stare at Iruka who was holding a very large and heavy club in both hands, Iruka flinched when Kagura levelled her hard gaze towards him blood dribbling out of her partially open mouth along with small chunks of Mizuki's leg that were stuck between her glossy white teeth, glossy white teeth that seemed to be looking far to sharp for his wellbeing.
'Maybe I should invest in some big strong friends that I can hide behind'
Was Iruka's last thought before both he and Mizuki were engaged in a battle for survival that lasted a good ten minutes before they finally managed to subdue the raging psychopath.
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Naruto eyed the man in front of him at came to one conclusion.
'The kami are cruel and petty'
Why, Simple the man in front of him declared himself as his, Kagura's and Zora's Sensei, that in itself wasn't that bad as the man seemed almost normal compared to his team mates which he had managed to distance himself from by a good three desks worth
It wasn't even because the man dressed like a generic no name ninja or that he held himself in an 'uncool' posture with bandana forehead protector along with his beady eyes hidden behind reflective glasses, It wasn't even the fact that the man seemed destined to work him to the bone with the compulsory D rank missions that they would start tomorrow
"All right you delinquents its come to my attention that none of you are really what it takes to be worthy ninja, Oh how I am burdened with such gutter trash" pointing at Naruto he continued "A ninja who steals from his own village and can't even use chakra but instead uses sorcery to aid his unlawful exploits"
"Ma, ma you've got it all wrong" Naruto commented offhandedly ignoring the fact that he knew he was a thief which meant almost everyone else knew as well "I developed sorcery Then! I started stealing stuff with it" finished Naruto smugly
"So you admit to theft" spoke Zora with a sideways glance
This made Naruto pause he had been so caught up in correcting the arrogant jounin that he let himself admit his guilt
"Ahh hmm, oh yeah that's it" Naruto muttered under his breath before raising his head
"My indirect confession is not an admission of guilt"
Three sets of eyes blinked before Ebisu coughed pointing at Zora "I don't know where to start with you as your unique 'condition' is almost useless in anything except a distraction"
two words instantly made Naruto perk up 'Condition' meant he had something useful to increase Naruto's own life expectancy and 'Distraction' meant less chance of an enemy turning their hostile and usually sharp and pointy attention towards him.
"So what's the condition" no tact as always Naruto simply spoke no matter how rude it sounded
"Whenever I mold chakra I combust, the mixture of physical and mental energy causes an instability which causes me to burn... Well it doesn't actually hurt and it doesn't burn me per say it just... inconvenient" finished Zora lamely rubbing the back of his head.
Naruto let out a low whistle of appreciation 'maybe my luck is really looking up' then he turned and saw Kagura, salivating at the sight of Naruto's candy bar which he had just opened 'I spoke to soon'.
"And you" pointing at Kagura who paid little attention to Ebisu her eyes taking a glazed look as she watched things only she could see "I'm surprised beyond belief that the medic-nins even let you out at all after what you did to your family".
Slowly Kagura's eyes focused and she actually looked at Ebisu, the moment short lived as the glazed look came back her head bobbing appearing half asleep "And don't think you can intimidate me the Hokage specifically told me THE 'name'".
This seemed to have an immediate affect on Kagura as not even looking at Ebisu her eyes widened in fear and she began shivering as if someone had just walked over her grave.
"That's better; it should keep you in line in the future"
Naruto found this also interesting, what did he mean by name, whose name or what was named and could this nutcase actually talk, she had yet to speak a word.
"Now that is settled on to more pressing matters, Normally I would set some incredibly difficult task for you three that would mean you had little chance of passing but I find myself at the realization that if I fail you three it is possible for you to try again next year, most likely to be forked off to some lazy individual that would provide little training to you and leaving an undisciplined gang to become hazardous to proper people".
'I'll show you proper people asshole'
"So Instead I will take such a cumbersome burden upon myself and train such useless shinobi, tomorrow at ten I expect you to meet me at training field three DISMISSED!"
Naruto left slinking away and not really caring that Zora was trying to get his attention.
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She was surrounded by chains crawling forward in a relentless gait on her hands as her legs flopped uselessly both broken and mangled, covered in blood she ignored the multitude of cuts on her body and the set of eight shuriken that had punctured her stomach.
Her prey downed and attempting to scamper away from its predator begged and pleaded to someone, anyone to save him from the monster that was managing to move after him.
Abruptly the girl's legs snapped back into position with sickening cracks, bones that jutted out at unhealthy angles realigned themselves and the girl stumbled back to her feet most of her innards spilling onto the ground in a gory mess of intestines and bodily fluids, she ignored that her own bowel functions had let go in favour of ripping a kunai out of her ribcage.
On shaky uneven legs she shuffled forward licking the blood from the razored blade cutting her tongue along its incredibly fine edge leaving a deep nick as she flicked her tongue along the tip.
The chains made of tempered steel began to break, the gut wrenching sound of metal rending itself apart was a beautiful symphony to the girl's ears the man gave out another scream of terror which the girl took some notice of.
"Now father there's no need to be scared I'm going to give you a wonderful present".
The girl pounced on top of him driving the Kunai deep into the base of his stomach just below the navel.
"I'm going to free you from the pain of life".
Kagura stood admiring her work as all around her was the strewn bodies of civilian and ninja alike near on thirty people slaughtered, all family, a close relative had managed to escape but he didn't matter he was only a couple years older and the most ineffective of the clan she couldn't even remember what he looked like.
"Keh kinda fun but now what do I do?" was all she muttered before blood loss and failing adrenaline levels finally let her lose consciousness.
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"Hokage-sama"
"Yes Ebisu-san" Ebisu walked calmly over to the venerable Sandaime Hokage and placed a folder in front of the aged man, adjusting his mirrored glasses as he did so.
"I've decided to teach them as you ordered me to but something troubles me..." finished the skinny man unsure how to broach the subject as he would have to tread lightly with his words as he knew the man behind the desk felt as if he owed the demon child much as some of the villagers felt the same.
"Yes" Sarutobi raised his eyes from the report his keen eyes seemed to piece the lenses that Ebisu wore.
"My... Unique talent didn't pick up any level of power within him, it wasn't like a villager, tree or animal that only had very low levels he, he had nothing".
Ebisu shook his head letting his fingers slide up to his eyes so that he could rub them, they felt so incredibly sore.
"I don't even know what I saw when he had used his 'power' during the academy test, it wasn't chakra that much I could discern but every time I tried to 'see' the power it escaped me like water through a sieve".
"Is he trainable"?
"For the most part, no, but if his power advances in the way it has then he'll be a very powerful asset but for any fast paced mission that required chakra to travel..."
The statement was left open but Sarutobi knew what was left unsaid, few were capable of travel through difficult terrain like tree tops and even most Taijutsu specialists supplemented most of their balance and adaptability with chakra and with Naruto's lack of drive in Taijutsu it meant he was confined to a role as slow moving support, or artillery.
"What of the other two".
"-sigh- I have yet to make accurate opinions of the two, you're right about the girl though and we'll have to be careful with her".
"Hmm I will leave its choice up to you but remember if she is what you say she is then it proves what their clan was trying to pull".
"Yes Hokage-sama and I keep you updated of their progress".
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End chapter
To people who didn't realise Ebisu was attempting to egg Naruto on with purposeful insults, in truth he really doesn't care about their extracurricular activities and ninja aren't exactly the most truthful of people.
Kagura, Ninja 1
Strength 16 +3
Dexterity 16 +3
Constitution 13 +1
Intelligence 12 +1
Wisdom 7 -2
Charisma 8 -1
Quirks- where to start, she's insane, unpredictable and quite determined when she feels she wants to attack something, also has a sweet tooth.
Special abilities- Kagura has little to no sense of pain or concept of fear, she can fight under circumstances most would have collapsed because of or run away in fear from.
She is also cappable of healing herself of brutal injuries even to the point of being unaware of damage occuring