Huzzah! I have updated!! Sorry about the late one guys, but I was working on Azerothean Adventures...which next to no one likes...-

-cries-

I don't really think this is as funny as chapter one, but tell me what you think!

Thanks A TON for all the reviews! You make me feel all warm and fuzzy XD

Disclaimer: I don't...stinkin' own Naruto...

Tenten's eyes snapped open as her alarm clock rang/yelled at her in a shrill voice.

"Get out of bed now! GET OUT OF BED OR I SHALL THROW THAT DIARY OUT THE WINDOW!!!"

She jumped up and attempted to strangle the little machine…before she realized that it was almost impossible, as it was a machine, not a person, thus impossible to strangle.

"HA! I knew you couldn't hurt me! I'm so much better than all of the other clocks!"

Tenten grunted as the clock continued to wallow in its pathetic glory. Suddenly, rather randomly, she turned around and began to brutally beat and stab the arrogant machine with a kunai.

As it lay in twitching pieces on the floor, Tenten mentally smacked herself. (A/n: Wow! Alarm clocks can twitch!…Or can they? –Wiggles eyebrows and tries…unsuccessfully…to look 'cool'-)

"Damn! That's the Thirtieth one this month! GAH! Stupid clocks! You're making me go broke!!!!!!!" She shrieked, successfully making a few mice go deaf. She gasped in horror.

"Omigod! I'm so sorry Stuart!" She cooed, cuddling a rather wicked looking rat. It simply hissed and began to nibble the remains of the clock. Sighing, she stood up, brushing herself off, went to her closet and placed a new clock on the nightstand. Catching sight of the new alarm clock, she screamed.

"WHAT!!! I'M TWO STINKIN HOURS LATE FOR TRAINING!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!"

With that said…erm…yelled actually…Well with that yelled, Tenten dashed into the closet.'

What she didn't know was that the clock was actually 2½ hours ahead of Konoha time.

Neji looked up, impassive as usual. That is until he saw what stumbled into the clearing.

Tenten jumped into the training spot, clothes disheveled, and pulling on one shoe. There were dark circles under her eyes and her snarled hair was out of it's usual buns. Lee jumped up to greet her.

"GOOD MORNING OH YOUTHFUL TEAMATE TEN---"

He was interrupted by a growl, as Tenten gave him the bird. He immediately burst into anime tears and curled into a ball. Neji raised an amused eyebrow.

"Tenten…why are you here this early? You usually never are."

She looked confused.

"B-but it's 8:30? I'm late aren't I?"

"No…. it's 5:30. You're half an hour early."

Tenten stared at him unblinking.

"Serious?" her lip began to tremble, but no one noticed.

"Very serious."

At that Tenten burst into tears, sobbing her heart out. Neji stood there, at loss for what to do. Finally he leaned down and awkwardly patted her back.

"Erm…. There…. there…Hn…" He muttered, twitching a bit. Just then Gai sensei bounced in, shouting the mornings usual greeting.

"GOOOD MORNING MY WONDERFUL YOUTHFUL STUDENTS OF YOUTHFUL YOUTHFULLY YOUTH YOUTHFULLYNESS YOUTH…. YOUTH YOUTHY YOUTHFULLNESS YOUTH! YOUTH! YOOOOUUUUUUTTTTTTTTTHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!! YOUTHFULLY YOUTH-?"

He stopped seeing the scene before him. Two students were crying their eyes out, while the other was embarrassedly comforting one of the crying one. He listened to Lee's sniffling tale, and turned to Tenten.

"Tenten…?"

As soon as the words were out of his mouth, she took off, wailing like a banshee. Her male teammates stood there, dumbfounded by her performance.

Tenten sniffled and settled down in her bed with a five-galleon container of ice cream and a large spoon. Wiping her eyes she drew the diary out from under her pillow with a grin.

"I knew my crying would them! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!"

With the evil laughter out of her system, she turned the page.

Dear Diary

Me no like you. Just to let you know and all. I REALLY actually hate you.

Today we had training, as always. For some reason Kiba came running through the grounds, with Akamaru in his arms. He then yelled.

"NO! NEVEEEERRRRR!!! AKAMARU AND I WILL NEVER SURRENDER!!!!! WE ARE MANLY MEN!!! WE DO NOT TAKE BATHS!!!!"

Tenten smirked. She remembered that.

Tenten tripped him, and he fell in the dirt. His crush, some kuniochi, then started to spray him with a hose…how the hose reached out here, I shall never know…. Hn.

This time, Tenten laughed aloud. THAT was the part she remembered. Kiba started crying….

Many other strange and deranged people ran through that day also. One of them was Naruto, pleading for Sakura not to hurt him. Apparently, he had placed a worm on Sasuke's head, and Uchiha started screaming like a little girl. Ha. But Naruto pushed Tenten out of the way and she fell.

On top of me.

For some reason I felt unreasonably happy.

And very Jaraiya like.

You stink Diary. I hate you.

Neji.

Tenten started dancing upon her bed, spilling ice cream everywhere.

"WOOOOHOOOOO!!!!"

Elsewhere, location unknown.

"Spy…. Neji has not been writing lately. Why?" A cloaked figure asked.

"I do not know Master…" Said the black clothed 'Spy'.

"Hmmm…. Find out…or I shall blackmail you for life! MWAHAHAHA!!"

The hood fell back, revealing…

Hinata?

"Y-yes Ma'm!!!"

Wierd ending, ya? Till next time!! R&R!!