Hi readers, it is finally here, the first episode of Reality Pokémon Show, it took me awhile but here it is
(DISCLAIMER) I do not own Pokémon or Total Drama Franchise!
(Camera zooms on a beach)
Nuzleaf: Welcome to the first episode of...Reality Pokémon Show! I'm your host, Sneasel Razock and we're currently in the West coast of Pokéania, where the challenges abound. I introduce you to 20 contestants that will compete in this show. They're all crazy by the way. Haha!
(Camera shows a wooded location, with two cabins)
They will staying in those cabins, participate in weekly challenges divided in two teams, the winner team receives a reward, the loser team says good-bye to one of their member in "The Dramatic Elimination Ceremony"
So, stay tuned and thrilled, because we are getting started with: Reality Pokémon Show!
Nuzleaf: We are here at Poképal Beach, waiting for our contestants to arrive...eh...whatever, they're already here.
(they're all arriving on a yacht)
Meet Noibat.
Noibat: Aaaaaaaaaaaaah, a Beaaaaaaaaach!
Nuzleaf: Ouch! My ears...Victini and Oricorio
Victini: I can't wait to win, i shall be victorious
Oricorio: I already love my co-challengers and you?
Scizor: (Stares at Oricorio, says nothing)
Oricorio: Ehm, kay…
Nuzleaf: Quietemon and Knowledgemon
Meowth: Don't distort terms, it profoundly disturbs me...Hey! (gets hit by an egg)
Mudkip: Bingo, ahahaha!
Nuzleaf: Our prankster in the house, Mudkip
Our other 3 contestants are Oranguru, Slurpuff and Machoke
Machoke: Check this out, puny little weaklings (kisses his biceps)
Slurpuff: (laughs hysterically) You're so faaaat!
Machoke: Says who?
Nuzleaf: Hakamo-o and Lopunny
Hakamo-o: What's up?
Lopunny: Hellooooooo (waving frantically)
Nuzleaf: Crazy nuts, Pachirisu
Pachirisu: Wow, am i on steroids or what, am i dreaming or not? It's like everything is upside-down, yey (is literally hanging upside-down)
(Lopunny is still waving)
Flaaffy: BAH!
Nuzleaf: Very Flaaffy, followed by Accelgor and Scrafty
Accelgor: No ninja, like me, can be taken down-
(Scrafty pushes Accelgor on the ground)
Scrafty: You're already a pushover, congrats
Nuzleaf: Crawdaunt and Ninetales
Ninetales: I'm honored to be here
Crawdaunt: Me too (raises his claw to shake Ninetales' paw)
(Ninetales sprays her paw and THEN shakes his claw)
Nuzleaf: Partyking Ludicoloooooo
(Ludicolo is dancing uncontrollably)
Ludicolo: Olé, let's rock!
Nuzleaf: Luxio Grumpio
Luxio: Hmph!
Nuzleaf: And last but not least, Reality veteran Jynx
Jynx: Yeah, you're right, it's like my 40th reality show that i'm competing in or so…
Nuzleaf: Finally, but i'm not finished yet, no (with a devious look on his face)
I'm just getting started, hehe...Charizard, burn them!
(Charizard arrives and burns the entire boat, the boat starts sinking)
Everybody: Nooooo!
Nuzleaf: Ha ha, you didn't expect that, did you?
(At the beach)
Nuzleaf: Not-so-great contestants of this otherwise great show, how was the surprise introduction?
Flaaffy: Absolutely disgusting...i-i mean, you could have seriously hurt us
Hakamo-o: Not cool, man
(Meowth vomits, Hakamo-o looks disgusted)
Meowth: Here, my lunch is gone, happy now, name distorter?
Nuzleaf: Personally, yes
Oricorio: Nah, guys, not so bad, it WAS only water after all
Victini: Speak for yourself, you're not a fire-type, after all
Nuzleaf: Quiet, drama queens, i have interesting announcements to made
(everyone looks confused)
Nuzleaf: Since you're so wet to make it to the cabins, hehe, see what i did there, i introduce you with your first challenge ever: venturing to the woods and reaching the cabins and the first two to arrive will be captain of the two teams that will duke it out this season, choosing their teammates in the process
Accelgor: You mean, no teams for today? Everybody on their own?
Slurpuff: Yes, captain obvious.
Nuzleaf: Thank youuuu, but here is another good one, there will be no eliminations tonight, it is your first day after all.
(everybody cheers)
Nuzleaf: So, i would say to kick off the season...on the mark…
(Contestants prepare to start)
...ready…
(Scrafty already starts running)
Scrafty: hahah, losers.
(Nuzleaf looks annoyed)
Nuzleaf: Argh, never mind, GO!
(The first challenge officially started, the contestants begin to run)
Oricorio: Wow, this is soooooo awesome already.
Noibat: But that vile Scrafty could have, at least, started with everyone else.
Jynx: With that attitude, Batgirl, i highly doubt you'll make it that far (laughs amusingly)
(Noibat starts Crying)
Noibat: Waaaaaaaaaaah!
(The others tap their ears, a horde of Starly and Stantler escapes frantically from the forest)
(CONFESSIONAL)
Jynx: I was just being honest to her, if you watched reality shows where i was competing, and you did, you would've known that
Oricorio: OMG, my first confessional ever, this show is already bogus, i can tell ya
Hakamo-o: Yes, there are nice contestants and not-so-nice contestants, gotta live with that, didn't expect a challenge in so short time, guess it's TV
Scrafty: The others are already whining cause i started earlier than them, hoped for a more tough cast, they're not on my level
(Crawdaunt, Ninetales, Ludicolo, Slurpuff, Machoke and Victini stop running)
Crawdaunt: I have an idea!
Slurpuff: Spit it, copcrab!
Crawdaunt: We split into two groups so that we're more comfortable, it is also for our safety, when there are too many people at once there could be a major risks to awaken the Ursaring, how is the plan?
(Everyone except Ninetales disappeared)
Ninetales: They''re already gone, when you were at the group splitting part.
Crawdaunt: Oh…
(CONFESSIONAL)
Crawdaunt: Now that was easy, i knew they would take my advice at heart, how can you not listen to a police officer, after all
Crawdaunt: That mean...we two are a team, obviously.
Ninetales: "gulp"
(The group that disappeared continued to run)
Slurpuff: I'm sooooo tired.
Machoke: Don't worry, ma'am
(Machoke carries Slurpuff)
Slurpuff: Oh, what a gentleman.
(CONFESSIONAL)
Machoke: Nothin' and nobody ain't to heavy for these guys, i don't go to the local gym wastin' my time
(The group encounters an Ursaring)
Victini: Guys, let's use our strongest moves.
(The loudspeakers actives)
Nuzleaf: Have i forgotten to mention that if you use your moves, you'll be disqualified from the game and miss the opportunity to win a million Poké?
(At the other end of the forest)
Jynx: I already knew that
(Noibat sticks her tongue out at her)
(Back at Victini's group)
Ludicolo: What should we do than?
(Ursaring roars louder)
Victini: What the heck, let's ruuuuuuun!
(Somewhere in the forest, Meowth walks alone)
Meowth: Hmm...where could the cabins be?
(A bush nearby moves)
Meowth: "gulp" come here, i-i am n-not afraid of y-you (starts trembling)
(Scrafty emerges from the bush)
Meowth: Thank goodness, i thought you were an Ursaring or someone scary.
Scrafty: Back off, pussycat!
Meowth: Hey, i am not a pussycat.
Scrafty: Whatever.
Meowth: I think we should go together so-
(Scrafty threatens to punch Meowth)
Scrafty: I work alone, get lost or i make you wish you were never born, got that?
Meowth: O-ok…
(CONFESSIONAL)
Meowth: Note to myself, never talk to Scrafty, ever again, EVER!
(Pachirisu, Oranguru, Lopunny, Mudkip, Luxio, Hakamo-o and Accelgor are walking)
Pachirisu: And so i beated him to near death, but it was not my fault, he was threating me to call the cops and i haven't finished watching all episodes of "Married to Palkia" (laughs), get it?
Everybody: No, we don't get it!
Pachirisu: uuu, i saw something, let's check it out!
Lopunny: Wait for us.
(Lopunny, Oranguru, Mudkip and Luxio follow her, tripping Accelgor)
Accelgor: Ugh!
(Hakamo-o lends him a hand)
Hakamo-o: Are you alright?
Accelgor: I think so, thanks.
Hakamo-o: No problem, we can go together if you want.
Accelgor: Ok.
(CONFESSIONAL)
Accelgor: Hakamo-o seems like a nice Pokémon, still it takes me time to trust others, beacuse of something that happened in the past, still, the past is the past and now is the present and i don't wanna talk about it.
(Flaaffy sees Scizor)
Flaaffy: Hey, how's it going, Seizure?
Scizor: It's Scizor.
Flaaffy: Yeah, what i said, we could be friends if you're interested.
Scizor: Why?
Flaaffy: Beacuse it would be so much easier to complete challenges, think about it, we could make an excellent team.
(CONFESSIONAL)
Flaaffy: I'm already making an alliance, that Scizor will do anything i say, i see it coming.
Scizor: I won't do anything you say, we'll meet again at the cabins.
(Flaaffy with a schocked expression)
(CONFESSIONAL)
Flaaffy: Grrr...Scizor will soooo not be in my alliance, pah!
(Pachirisu's group)
Mudkip: Pachirisu, i thought you saw something.
Pachirisu: I SAW something, this rock!
(Everyone glares at her)
Lopunny: Oh, maybe we should call someone for help.
Luxio: It's a challenge, in a frickin' TV show, Lopunny, nobody's helping.
Lopunny: uuuuh, you're so right.
(Lopunny taps Luxio's nose)
Luxio: How dare you TOUCH ME!?
(Luxio throws Lopunny at a wide distance)
Lopunny: Aaaaaaaaah!
Oranguru: Don't let your issues anger you.
Luxio: OK, how does it feel, grandpa!
(Luxio taps Oranguru's nose multiple times)
Oranguru: It doesn't irritate me.
Luxio: Argh!
(Mudkip throws a rock at them)
Oranguru and Luxio: Heeey!
Mudkip: Sorry, but we must marsh or die, i personally prefer the first one.
(CONFESSIONAL)
Mudkip: Yeah, i felt sorry interrupting them but they can do that all they want after the challenge.
Pachirisu: Oh, now i saw something for real. Follow me!
Mudkip, Oranguru and Luxio: Wait!
(Flaaffy gets ambushed by Pachirisu)
Flaaffy: Aaaaaah! Help me, a crazy squirrel!
(Everyone glares at Pachirisu)
Pachirisu: Oops, i exaggerated? Yeah, that can happen.
(Oricorio's group)
Oricorio: Do you hear something?
Jynx: As in?
Oricorio: A fainted...scream!?
(Lopunny flies over them screaming)
Noibat: "gasp" Lopunny can fly too, what a schocker!
Jynx: I'm schocked just as you are.
(CONFESSIONAL)
Jynx: Guess i have not seen everything on a Reality show. You learn something new every day.
(Nuzleaf in a pool near the cabins)
Nuzleaf: Wow, these guys are not even close to the goal, what will happen...after the break? Stay with us and you'll find out.
Groups formed:
Oricorio, Noibat and Jynx
Pachirisu, Mudkip, Oranguru, Flaaffy and Luxio
Victini, Machoke, Slurpuff and Ludicolo
Scrafty
Meowth
Scizor
Crawdaunt and Ninetales
Accelgor and Hakamo-o
Lopunny (who is still flying away)
Nuzleaf: Welcome back to Reality Pokémon Show! Our 20 contestants are lost in the woods, will they reach the cabins or die trying, hehe, i hope the latter.
(Crawdaunt and Ninetales)
Crawdaunt: We're lost, we are dying trying!
Ninetales: Giving up is not an option.
Crawdaunt: ehm...sure, i was...joking (chuckles nervously)
So, do you like...ehm...coffee?
Ninetales: No.
Crawdaunt: Ok.
(They continue walking)
Crawdaunt: Do you like western?
Ninetales: The western world?
Crawdaunt: No, i meant western movie.
Ninetales: Not so much…
Crawdaunt: It's ok…
(CONFESSIONAL)
Crawdaunt: Maybe, pairing up with Ninetales wasn't such a good idea, don't get me wrong, she is nice, but it is difficult to have a conversation with her.
(Victini's group is still running away from Ursaring)
Victini: Why...is...he not...slowing down!?
Machoke: Enough, i put a stop to this nonsense, come here, teddybear!
(Machoke prepares to hit Ursaring)
(Lopunny comes flying and smacks Ursaring)
Lopunny: owowow, what happened?
Ludicolo: Good job, Lopunny, you saved us from that Ursaring, let's partyyyyy!
Machoke: Excuse me!?
Victini: Are you okay, Lopunny?
Lopunny: Don't know, i was with Pachirisu and Luxio...then i touched her and i was suddenly flying, it was an experitence i don't want to experitate again.
Victini: Ok, stay with us.
(The group goes forward except Machoke)
Machoke: Thanks guys, gee!
(CONFESSIONAL)
Machoke: I don't believe this, they didn't even give ME credit for tryin' to take that bear down, there i learned a lesson, don't trust anyone, yeah!
(Oricorio's group)
Jynx: Great, we are lost and it's all your fault.
Noibat: Not true!
Jynx: How do justify yourself? Crying again?
Oricorio: Hey slow down, Jynx, if you think we're a burden to you then you shouldn't have followed us in the first place.
Jynx: You're right! I'll go by myself, hoping you won't last an hour here!
(Jynx walks away)
(CONFESSIONAL)
Oricorio: Urgh, the show has just begun and she is already a killjoy, it'll be difficult to deal with her, i tell ya!
Jynx: My plan is simple: do it yourself! It's not like this is the first time i'm competing in a Reality show, last time was 3 weeks ago!
Oricorio: Who she thinks she is bossing us around like that!? Ehm...Noibat?
Noibat: Psst...i'm using my fine hearing to locate the cabins.
Oricorio: Really? Great! Why didn't you do that before?
Noibat: Too much noise, you know who i mean…
Oricorio: (laughs) Yeah.
Noibat: This way!
(Meanwhile, Meowth is facing a Victreebel)
Meowth: Aaaaa! Help! Someone!
(Pachirisu's group is passing by, not noticing him)
Meowth: Hey guys, i could use a little help here!
(CONFESSIONAL)
Meowth: I know many things but i never dealt with wild Pokémon before, it's so scary!
(Victini's group)
Slurpuff: Hey, do you hear it?
Machoke: My muscles?
Victini: Victory?
Ludicolo: Mongolian throat singing
Lopunny: Oh, it's just me. I'm practicing.
Slurpuff: NO! Buckheads! That smell...it is...HONEY!
(Slurpuff begins to run)
Victini: Slurpuff!
Ludicolo: She can run if determined, wow!
Slurpuff: There it is! Honeycake! Come to mama!
Victini: I don't think it's a good idea.
Ludicolo: It might be a trap.
Slurpuff: Cut it out, there's no such thing as a cake trap!
(Slurpuff nears towards the cake, a hole trap activates and she falls in the hole)
Slurpuff: Awawawawawawaw
Victini: Never mind…
Lopunny: Where did she go? Is she a Magian?
Ludicolo: It's spelled, M-a-g-i-c-i-a-n.
(Scrafty appears from a bush)
Scrafty: A group of suckers, my lucky first day on the show.
(Scrafty throws a beehive at them and a Beedrill swarm quickly arrives)
(Everyone screams and runs away from the Beedrill)
Scrafty: (laughs) This was priceless, i am quite good, i must admit.
(CONFESSIONAL)
Scrafty: Have you seen it, there was like a fat cake woman, a legendary loser, a duck and two of the most idiotic Pokémon i have ever seen, ahahah, i hope my pals at home are having a field day with this (continues laughing).
(Slurpuff still in the hole)
Slurpuff: Hellooooo...someone help me out or what?
(The loudspeaker activates)
Nuzleaf: Contestants, Oricorio and Noibat are pretty close to the finish line, i would hurry up if i were you (chuckles)
Hakamo-o: Let's go!
Accelgor: Right behind you.
(They start running, Hakamo-o falls behind Accelgor)
Hakamo-o: You're waaay too fast to stay right behind me.
Accelgor: Sorry, it's ninja-training, speed and stealth are just my strenghts you know.
Hakamo-o: Cool, dude.
(CONFESSIONAL)
Hakamo-o: It's cool to have someone to talk to, at my school they're too busy thinking of themselves and are genuinely fake people that suck up to you, Accelgor seems not to be that kind of person though, gotta know him better
Jynx: Oricorio and Noibat!? Great!
(Pachirisu's group)
Pachirisu: You heard the troll, TO THE CABINS!
Flaaffy: But you're not our leader!
(Everybody except Flaaffy left)
Flaaffy: Wait, i was only being funny!
(Crawdaunt and Ninetales get captured in a cage)
Crawdaunt: Who is the criminal?
(Scrafty walks by them)
Scrafty: You called me?
Ninetales: Let us go!
Scrafty: Get busy, lovebirds!
(Scrafty runs away laughing)
Crawdaunt: You pay for that!
(CONFESSIONAL)
Crawdaunt: Not on my watch is this delinquent getting away with harming other innocent contestants, justice will prevail, i swear!
(Victini's group is running by Pachirisu's, screaming)
Mudkip: There ahead of us!? How?
Luxio: Look behind you and you'll find oooooout!
(The swarm of Beedrill is following them)
Everybody: Nooooooo!
(At the finish line)
Nuzleaf: And here are the first contestants to arrive, Oricorio and Noibat and…
Oricorio: We're making it!
Noibat: We''re an amazing team!
(Noibat trips)
Oricorio: Noibat!
Noibat: Oricorio, run or you won't be a team captain!
Oricorio: It's ok, i prefer helping my new friend.
Noibat: Really? (smiles)
(Jynx passed Noibat and Oricorio)
Jynx: Haha, told you not to mess with me!
(Jynx passes the finish line)
Nuzleaf: Congratulations Jynx, you're the second challenger that has reached the cabins.
Jynx: YES!...wait a...second!?
Nuzleaf: You heard me, the first one that has finished the challenge, like an hour ago is…
(Pachirisu's group and Victini's group have arrived)
Mudkip: Have...we...lost...them… "gasp"
Victini: I think we have (smiles)
(The swarm of Beedrill reappears)
(Everyone screams)
Machoke: Go away, annoying insects!
(Machoke punches one of them sending him fly away)
(The other Beedrill look terrified and escape)
Flaaffy: Thank you…
Machoke: Finally, someone who acknowledges me and my actions!
(Flaaffy collapses)
Nuzleaf: You seem a little...tired.
(everyone glares at him)
(The Beedrill hits the cage where Crawdaunt and Ninetales lie, destroying it)
Crawdaunt: Yes, i told you we would be free in no time, no more worries-
Ninetales: No more time, let's complete the challenge!
(Crawdaunt and Ninetales arrive, along with Hakamo-o, Accelgor and Scrafty)
Scrafty: You mean...i'm not first? You gotta be kidding me!
Nuzleaf: So it seems, deal with it!
(The wild Victreebel spits out Meowth, who flies straight to the cabins)
Meowth: Waaaaaaaaah!
Nuzleaf: Now that you have all arrived…
Jynx: No-no, i want to know who beat me in this challenge.
Nuzleaf: I was about to announce it, you...you impatient monster!
Jynx: oooooooh...continuing.
Nuzleaf: The first who won is...Scizor!
(Scizor standing at the wall)
Everybody: SCIZOR!?
Nuzleaf: Guys, you were so busy running away from Ursaring and Beedrill and clobbing each other that you didn't notice him...good job, creepy dude.
Scizor: Whatever, it doesn't matter, we will all die eventually, i disappear in the cabins, good night!
(Scizor enters the left cabin and locks the door)
(Everyone is staring schocked and horrified)
Oricorio: Well, that escalated quickly!
Flaaffy: Finally, i can go rest and prepare for the next day.
(Flaaffy prepares to enter the cabins but is blocked by Nuzleaf)
Nuzleaf: Who said you could sleep in the cabins TONIGHT?
Scrafty: I say it and i have always the last word, ask my pals back at home!
Nuzleaf: No, no no no no no no no no...no. You didn't won the challenge, only Scizor and Jynx and this is their reward, they can sleep in the comfortable and fluffy cabins and you...oh, NOT! (laughs)
(Everyone glares at him and are disappointed)
Jynx: Ha-ha! I'm going to have sweet dreams tonight, don't judge me guys, i'm only the winner and i haven't decided the rules so...blame him, good night, crybabies!
(Jynx slams the door of the right cabin)
(nuzleaf stares nervously at them)
Luxio: And where are we supposed to sleep?
Nuzleaf: I say, make a good hot fire and hunt food because you'll be sleeping watching the stars, good night!
Pachirisu: Oh, this is so craaaaazy, i hunted a million times, but at night, AMAZING! Who shares my opinion?
(Everybody stares at her)
Pachirisu: Who remains silent, agress (laughs maniacally)
Everybody: "SIGH"
(CONFESSIONAL)
Hakamo-o: It's not so bad...for now, there is a positive side to it, hanging out!
Flaaffy: This is so unfair, i don't deserve this, i should have won beacuse i'm the only one that was actually focused on the game, the others spend their time being losers...argh, if they think this ends here, than...than they're so wrong, Flaaffy is about to step up her game, YOU SEE!
Jynx: (laughs) This can only get better, i bet they're crying, especially that batgirl, what was her name?...ah, yeah, Crybat!
Noibat: I like how Oricorio sacrificed her win to help me, i hope for a good-lasting friendship.
Nuzleaf: So, this is the end of episode 1, what will happen in episode 2?
Can they manage another episode or they already tired and begging to go home, you'll find next week at: Reality Pokémon Show!
Contestants Remained: 20
Contestants eliminated: 0
Hi, Readers, how was the first episode? Do you liked it or not? Leave a review, reviews are appreciated, Bye!