Payback: Pansy Style
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An amazing thing happened at the library which spread all over Hogwarts: Pansy was reading!
Not only was she reading, but they were fat, voluminous books too!
What no one knew was that those volumes were part of her huge plan of revenge against the so-called 'prince of slytherin'. Hah! If only someone could know their prince wore bunny slippers (pink to be exact!) around his dorm.
The dusty tome she was currently skimming through had the title, 'Potions throughout the Ages: Everything you want to know and more' on the peeling binding.
As she passed page one thousand fifty-four, she saw the perfect potion to use and she ripped the page out neatly. Once she was safely in her private dormitory that her father managed to bribe for her, she took out the page so she could read the ingredients. She read:
Bliss Love Potion
For any form of forced love
Warning: potion might induce
exaggerated actions
('perfect!')
Ingredients:
-6 peacock feathers
-one oz. ground petals of a rose from Egypt
-10 dragon heartstrings
-tears from an angelfish
-charmed silk from India
-faux fur from a real fox's winter fur coat
-a lock of hair from the person to whom the love will be directed
Instructions:
'Boil all ingredients together until completely dissolved except the hairs of the fox which will help conceal the color and most of the aroma. Add the lock of hair a few hours before giving the potion for consumption.'
'Well,' she thought, 'better get started then.'
The feathers, rose petals, and heartstrings won't be hard to get but I'm not sure about the rest.'
Though many people didn't know it, Pansy had a knack for potions.
This was probably the only class she got an easy O as her wand work really wasn't so great (last time she tried charming a person to fart as a prank, the poor fellow had flames and smoke coming from his backside and had to sit in a bowl of water for the rest of the week)
First she would get the angelfish tears (how the hell could a fish cry anyway and how could you collect the tears if they were in water!) and she would also get the faux fur at the same time (fake fur from a real fox? Wtf?!)
'Oh well,' she thought, 'might as well check Snape's private stores and get the other stuff as well.
He should be out getting drunk with the other so called 'professors' to celebrate Christmas.'
Although she knew the bat-like teacher was not going to be there when she snagged the ingredients, one of Draco's cronies or he himself could be there and she could not risk being caught.
To deceive anyone who might see her pass, she put on the act of being drunk.
Every other Slytherin was celebrating too so there would be no suspicion of her taking the items due to her supposedly being 'slow in the brain' at the moment.
As soon as she left her dorm room (with an empty firewhisky bottle for show) she started moving at a sluggish pace while 'walking into' a wall or two on the way there.
She thought she was caught at one time when the voice of Professor McGonagall carried through the corridors toward her but sighed in relief as the usually stern teacher walked straight past her, hat perched dangerously close to falling at any second and glasses askew flirting with Professor Flitwick who was currently giggling at his own joke.
Pansy gave an involuntary shudder and moved along, continuing her act. When she finally reached the store house, she locked the door behind her and looked for the potion ingredients she would need to completely humiliate Draco Malfoy.
It was easy enough to find the heartstrings and the bright peacock feathers hanging from the ceiling but the rose petals and the rest of the ingredients proved to be more difficult.
She found the petals on the topmost shelf and reached them by balancing precariously on the foot stool.
On the way down, she spotted the silk threads next to the copper beetles from Africa.
Next she tried accioing the tears which worked instantly leaving her feeling insanely stupid for wasting countless ages trying to find it.
The tears turned out to be a bluish purple color which did not make sense but hey, as long as the potion worked.
She then just accioed the hairs instead of wasting time trying to find its hiding spot. She collected the opague hairs (who knew they really existed!) and the pile of other ingredients.
"Need a hand?"
She turned in astonishment to find a very drunk Blaise Zabini eying her maliciously.
In surprise, Pansy dropped the bottle of rose petals which fell and smashed into thousands of glass splinters.
Zabini was too drunk to notice and started toward Pansy with a strange glint in his eye.
"What is a fine girl like yourself doing all alone in a closet?" (Obviously the dunderhead hadn't noticed the clutters of glass vials surrounding him and must have thought this was a broom closet.)
"Waiting for me weren't ya, baby? Not tworry, you dooon't have to wait much longer," he slurred.
Pansy shifted her pack to one side while slipping her wand out. Now to distract him so she could hit him with some kind of stunning spell.
"How did you come in here? The door was locked"
Blaise's wandering hand stopped for a moment on the top of her robes as she steadied her wand and aimed.
Zabini's brows furrowed deep in thought to remember, "Oh yeah, th beauty of the alohomora charm. Now where were we?"
He pulled Pansy closer and started removing her robes while kissing her neck when she hit him with a well aimed sleeping spell.
The slytherin boy dropped to the ground as Pansy picked up the rose petals carefully and added them to her pile.
With one last look at the slumbering man who was just about to have his way with her, she left, storing an image of Blaise sucking his thumb (fucking brilliant blackmail for later).
No one stopped her or even took a second glance at the retreating figure and Pansy successfully collected all the ingredients for the love potion.
All the ingredients except the most important… some of Grangers hair.
Yes Granger. He had said how he'd rather kiss the mudblood so now he would and he wouldn't be able to do anything about it.
Back to the Granger predicament, seems impossible right? Wrong!
That week, the mudblood had been up studying for exams (5 months away!) and only slept 2 hours each night at the most.
And so the star pupil fell asleep during potions when partnered with none other than Pansy (with a great amount of luck!) and she was able to cut off some of her hair but was noticed by the mudblood's overprotective chimps.
These two apes went to Snape after class to tattle but with a simpering smile and a few saucy winks (ugh! Never again will I flirt with that greasy-haired baboon!) she was soo let free and left the nosy over-bearing 'brothers' to their punishment for trying to frame the poor defenseless girl (with a few disgusting winks back!)
Although she let herself admit that scar-head was pretty cute when he was mad.
Back at her dorm, she started on the potion at once.
Once the ingredients disintegrated, the potion turned lavender which changed to a light pink now and again. She would add the fox hairs later.
Apparently Draco had a new bimbo at his side, the ever dumb and beautiful Daphene Greengrass. Hah! She would soon break that girl's heart once Malfoy dumps her for a mudblood.
Hmmm… now the potion was crystal clear from the hairs but still smelled a little fruity, oh well, now, how to administer it…
'I'll just take the foolproof way and put the stuff into his pumpkin juice. Now he would get his 'perfect girl' with full brains (a little too full for my taste) and ok fine, not that bad looking. If only she was a pureblood.'
Okay, now all she had to do was to put it into his goblet at breakfast.
Just to make sure he drank enough of the potion, she put an overload of salt onto his food when he wasn't watching which was often as he was busy courting Daphene the same way he had courted her.
She knew it would end the same too, she would not be good enough for him no matter how good she was in the sack and he would soon tire of her and dump her just as she thought she would be mother of the heir of the Malfoys, and get another 'girlfriend'.
She wasn't doing this for herself, she, Pansy, was doing this for the whole female population Draco had hurt and she knew he was going to get his punishment from badass Granger.
She had watched Granger reprimand the two chimps both physically (nearly impossible to imagine) and verbally (which was just as frightening).
She watched his every move after his first sip of the poisoned drink (she finally poured it in when he was kissing the bottle blonde). At first nothing happened but soon afterwards, his eyes started clouding over and he looked back at Daphene with a new hatred.
Sorry, that was like 4 times longer than the first. Please review more! Tell me what ya want to read!