Entry #2 - October 5 (roughly 4:00 PM)
Me and Mordecai went to the coffee shop earlier. Eileen wasn't there. I asked Margaret, Mordecai's girlfriend, if she was in the coffee shop. She said something like, ''Oh, I think she's out sick. She'll be back in a few days.'' Now, I'll have to tell her about the journal later. Why can't I just go to her house anyway and do it? Why? Why am I so lazy? Why do I have to be lazy?
Oh, wait, it's because they keep showing endless marathons of ''Carter and Briggs'' and I can't miss any episodes...
Me and Mordecai are huge fans! We've haven't played video games in days because of those repeats! We even guest-starred on one episode! Anyway, Benson and Muscle Man (another park worker) kept annoying us during today's marathon, the former repeatedly telling us to get back to work, and Muscle Man either pranking us endlessly or tricking us endlessly. It sucked. Finally, about 10 minutes ago, Benson broke the TV, so me and my blue friend (guess who?) could do some actual work for once. Too bad the new episode comes on at 11 PM, and we don't have any money to replace the TV. So, we'll have to find another to watch it on. Too bad...
- Rigby