Neutralgal's sister, reporting for duty. Forced to write this second chapter, I shall entertain you whilst you poke fun at my sister.
Neutralgal: I let my sister write the 2nd chapter; she was SOOOO eager... aren't you?
Okay, this is still neutralgal. I will take over my sister for the replying. Enjoy! (My sister's BAD at writing. I hope you'll notice the difference. Don't flame her! She's older than me by the way )
Back to my sister. She will be known as neutralgal's sister. Read ON!
Written by neutralgal's elder sister, NOT neutralgal:
Chapter Two: Fishie
Artemis is trying to convince "Pony" to let him be ridden.
Foaly: Hahahaha! I will continue letting your rotting brain disintegrate! Then you will DIE and your foolish desire to ride me will disappear!
Neutralgal: ((screams and claws at her face)) NOOOO! Artemis cannot DIE! Otherwise this fic will be meaningless! Don't you understand???
Foaly: It doesn't matter! Nothing matters! Except my beautifully moisturized hooves and me! ((Clears throat, obviously embarrassed he mentioned that he almost mentioned his hoof cream)) So. Yes. I have erm. Forgotten! I have forgotten how to turn off my machine. Thus, it will continue sucking the Mud Boy's intelligence, and he will get stupider while I become a super-genius!
Artemis: Ponyyy!
Neutralgal: ((faints))
Holly: Foaly. Artemis's vileness is really getting to you.
Trouble: Yeah! You made Neutralgal faint!
Foaly: Who cares.
Artemis: PONY! ICE CREAM!
Holly: Erm...
Root: Hey, I want ice cream too!
Foaly: Shut up, Julius. The new commander (MEMEMEME) will NOT let you purchase such unnecessary objects. The money could be used for hoof cream.
Root: ((turns red))
Artemis: PONY! ICE CREAM! FISHIE! ((Eyes pop out at the prospect of eating all the aforementioned objects)) I wanna pony ride! MOMA! WHERE BE MY PONY RIDE!
Holly's eyes fill with despair as she sees her friend, the centaur whom she considered her pal, sink to the lowly depths of Mud Man-ness. What was she to do? Without his intelligence, Artemis would surely die as he would soon forget how to breathe. And that would be murder! A LEP officer, when seeing someone in trouble, must never hesitate to help!
Trouble: Heh. Who cares. Let him die. One less criminal for us to ki- er...I mean track down! What say we go eat some ice cream?
Root: Good idea! Not like this er, PONY needs our superb management skills. ((Sarcastic))
Foaly: ((not realizing Root was being sarcastic)) Why, thank you! ((surprised)) Would you like some money for ice cream?
Holly: What about your hoof cream?
Artemis: Ice cream?
Foaly: Oh! Yeah. NO MONEY FOR YOU! ((Stomps off in fake anger, while cursing himself silently for forgetting he was on an evil track))
Neutralgal: ((getting up from floor)) Wha- ((looks around and glimpses the group trooping out of the place)) HEY! Where do you think YOU'RE going? Foaly's about to kill Artemis!
Artemis: Ice cream?
Holly: I guess, let's give up. Artemis? Want a fish?
Artemis: FISHIE! ((Drools))
Trouble, Root and Grub EXIT, proceeding to the ice cream stall.
Holly and Neutralgal: Hey! Come back! How 'bout us?
Holly: I want chocolate fudge!
Neutralgal: I want mint!
Artemis: FISHIE!
Foaly: Shut up. I have had enough of your nonsense. Guards, TAKE HIM AWAY.
A fish plops out of the tank that suddenly appeared out of nowhere.
Artemis and Holly: FISHIE!
Fishie: ((gurgle)) I am ((splishh)) a fish. ((Splash)) Beware of my ((sploosh)) watery guts! ((splishh)) I have a ((splash)) spear and I'm not ((sploosh)) afraid to use it!
Holly: ((rolls eyes in disgust))
Artemis: FISHIE! I WANNA TOUCH FISHIE! ((Drools more, adding to the already flooded pool of saliva))
Foaly: Guard! Get him!
Holly and Neutralgal: Hey! Wait up! I want ice cream too! ((Both dash after the exiting group))
Fishie: And now it's just you and me... ((Grins evilly))
And until the next chapter...
Okay, this is where my elder sister stopped. Erm... I find that she has made quite a few mistakes. Let me list them down to embarrass her...
1) ERM... I do not faint when I hear Artemis is going to be killed... Crazy sister.
2) Foaly said who cares!!! Hey! Foaly! I'm the creator! Of course the others will care about me! My sister made me FAINT!!! AHH!!
3) Artemis is soooo stupid. Sorry, Arty, it wasn't me, it was my sister!
4) What is WRONG WITH THE TITLE!!!! FISHIE??????
5) I hate mint ice cream.
Okay, please rate my sister's writing from the range of 1 to 10 and mine also (Chapter 1). I do not doubt my sister's writing is better than mine... Hey! Give higher marks to me, I'm the original creator of this story you know!
Okay, lovely replies to lovely reviewers ((review my sister's chapter! REVIEW!!!)):
blah: You wanna ride the pony? Hmmm... Become a fictional character and maybe then you can;) Thanks for reviewing!
trohS ylloH: Hmmm... Holly Short spelt backwards... I'll make Foaly eeeevvvviiilll (actually my sis), you'll see... Thanks for reviewing!
Niko Mew midorikawa: Yeeeha!! Ride Foaly and budge off, Artemis! Thanks for reviewing!
Hiei's pet monkey: I know it's weird. It's actually very stupid... Thanks for reviewing!
101: Interesting??? ((Eyes widen)) You must have been writing something wrongly. It's all the way booooooring!!! Thanks for reviewing!
All credit goes to my sister. Thanks, sis! (my foot)
See you till next chapter! Go, click the Go button, Go!
P.S: Ooh... My sister certainly has a wide range of vocabulary...
A/N: If you want to be in this fic... please say so... anybody can be in this fic. Told you it's RANDOM!!! NO PLOT!!! Just keep in mind Artemis is stupid... lame story... Moohahahahahhahahaa....