Original lyrics by SailorCheryl and Man on the Internet. Edited to fit my script. This story is in no release order. Just going by what gets finished first.
MATCH 24!
FOX!
VS.
INKLING!
A electric guitar began to play as the gunman and gunwoman took their fight to the top of the towers.
"Let's go!"
Immediately, Inkling shot Fox with her gun, covering him entirely in orange ink.
"W-what is this?" He asked, trying to shake the substance of him to no avail.
"What does it look like," His opponent laughed. "It's Inkopolis made orange ink, the highest quality liquid ever used in battle."
"Inkopolis? What are you, some kinda squid thing?" Fox shot back, causing the Inkling to get enraged.
"Oh-ho-ho no. I'm more than just a squid." She said before breaking out into singing.
"Do you believe I'm a squid,
running around like a kid?
Trouble ahead, grab my gun
Splat-and-attack, have some fun!
"Let's go!"
"Gotta take aim, shoot the ink.
Pick up a team, get in sync.
Don't even dare shoot my head,
Or you could end up dead instead!"
"Twisting, turning,
Spinning around!
You can't get me
and shoot me down.
I am stronger
and you are all alone!"
"Throwing Splatbombs
in the air.
There is chaos everywhere!
You got lazers? Nobody cares!
GET LOST!"
As an interlude began to play, the tops of the Moray Towers became more ink covered than ever before. But the might be coming to a close, as the Inkling was getting pretty worn out by Fox's speed.
"Wow, you're faster than you look." She said, while reloading her Splattershot gun with more ink.
"Uh… thanks, I guess," Fox replied in confusion. "But I won't stop until you either forfeit or lose the fight!"
"Oh, I never lose a match, and never forfeit no matter what," Inkling shot back. "In fact, I know who to call to explain why you're wrong!"
With that, the squid-kid grabbed her hands on a nearby Assist Trophy and summoned the two most popular singers in Inkopolis.
"HELL-OOO~!" the Squid Sisters, Callie and Marie, sang in unison before beginning to sing.
"Now you must be strong.
Together we will sing this song
and you can sing along!
Callie!
Marie!
We're one and two, and she makes three.
So sing harmony
and together we shall see
where we belong!"
"What on earth…" Fox said to himself as he fought. "Who are those two?"
"They're the Squid Sisters," Inkling answered. "The most acclaimed singers in Inkopolis."
"That's right Agent 3!" Marie called out to her.
"We're here to help!" Callie added.
"So long we tried,
and finally we see victory
before the ink has dried!
Together we play,
this Calamari Inkantation,
and together we shall turn the tide!"
"And the song we sing
forever in our hearts will ring
to every Inkling!
We'll save the day,
we stand united, come what may
so go on your way
With her hope, she can do anything!
"And you must be strong.
Together we will sing this song
and you can sing along!
Callie!
Marie!
We're one and two, and she makes three.
So sing harmony
and together we shall see
where we belong!"
"Okay, this is getting ridiculous," Fox yelled. "Why are they here!"
"Why, to give the audience a show." Callie answered.
"W-what audience?"
"That audience!" Marie said, pointing down to the bottom of the towers, where a big crowd of other Inklings has formed, as well as the rest of Fox's group.
"You can do it Fox!" Pit yelled to him from the crowd.
"Thanks for your support guys." Fox replied to himself once again before returning to fighting.
"So long we tried,
but we stay fresh, we splat all the rest
Leave them electrified!
Together we play,
this Calamari Inkantation,
and together we shall turn the tide!"
"And the song we sing
forever in our hearts will ring
to every Inkling!
And come what may,
he will never take away
our bright shining day
'cause we know we can do anything!"
"And you must be strong.
Together we will sing this song
and you can sing along!
Callie!
Marie!
We're one and two, and she makes three.
So sing harmony
and together we shall see
where we belong!"
"Augh!" Inkling screamed, flying off the towers!
VICTORY!