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1st. Do not Aggravate the Decepticon Leader (G1)

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Now, this should be a simple thing for you to do. Especially if you value your life.

Megatron is the leader of the Decepticons, the faction of Transformers you may want to avoid at all costs. If, by any chance, you encounter this mech, do not, I repeat, do NOT yell up in defiance of him or beg for your life. Megatron WILL kill you without hesitation. He despises you as well as all of those of your kind. Chances are, he will only hold you for ransom, or, if you are a special person, have you do something for him.

If you are held hostage, don't try to escape. His subordinates will come for you. Usually, if up to it, a casseticon will come for you and find you. If Frenzy or Rumble finds you, chances are they will take you to Soundwave or Megatron himself. If Ravage finds you, your chances of survival are drastically reduced. Ravage is a large cat who will find mice like you very appetizing, although I doubt that he will eat you. Maybe rip for flesh a bit, but not eat you. Nonetheless, escape is impossible, for you are underwater and chances are, you won't make it halfway to the surface before drowning.

If you are brought to Megatron after your futile attempt to escape, you have these few options to extend your life or be spared:

Beg for forgiveness

Explain that Starscream had something to do with it (By doing this, you may be terminated by the hands of the red seeker)

Pray

Unfortunately, there is a limited list to survive this after this stunt so please, for your own safety, avoid escape by all costs.

If Megatron is having you work for him, cooperate. No questions asked.

Questions and Answers

Q: "Megatron kidnapped my son not too long ago. What should I do!?"

A: Unfortunately, there is nothing you can do. However, if reported to the Autobots, they will be able to rescue your child. Whether he is in one piece, however, is a different matter

Q: "I called Megatron a walking trashcan and now he seems really angry. What should I do?"

A: I don't know what possessed you to say those words, but there is nothing you can do. You just insulted the leader of all things evil (besides Unicron) and he will not tolerate an insult from a small fleshbag such as yourself. In other words, you are screwed. Thank you for reading this guide and brace yourself for excruciating pain as he will mercilessly tear you apart.

Q: "Um, like, there is this, like totally big robot. And, like, he says he's like, Galvatron. So, like. I heard he used to be Megatron. Should I, like, be uber scared of him?"

A: Yes, you should. Galvatron is the modified version of Megatron, only much stronger. And psychopathic. Avoid him at all costs.

Hopefully, you followed and listened to these helpful hints on surviving abduction and captivity. Your chances of survival may slightly have risen up (for Megatron's disdain to your kind may influence on how successful it was) and you may see your family again.

Next shall be Sunstreaker, and to not ruin his paint job.