Blame It On The Candy
~ The Octopus Is A Hypocrite ~
Korosensei looked down at the brightly colored bag of candies in his tentacles, inspecting it carefully. There were chocolates, lollipops, gummies, sour candies, packets of gum and hard candies.
A fool's paradise.
"Who brought this to school?" Korosensei asked closing the bag, afraid he might start drooling and start sampling it.
"I believe it was Isogai-kuna and Maehara-kun." Yada answered, looking over to where the two were.
Maeahara was hugging Okano around the waist while she was trying to run away crying more about princesses and pointing at Kataoka.
"See, she's a princess! Be with her and not me!"
"I don't understand!" Kataoka cried falling to her knees when the blonde had ignored her. "Why won't you notice me?!"
"I notice you!" Isogai said quietly, kicking at rocks and looking down glumly. "I've always noticed you."
Yada tore her eyes away from the four. "That's just sad.."
"To think all they needed to do to resolve their feelings was to take some sketchy drugged candies." Sugaya mused, painting a picture of the scene.
"Did Isogai-kun perhaps purchase this bag of candy from a man on the street?" Korosensei asked his students.
"Ya, I think he said something about a street vendor." Sugaya recalled. "Said he was closing up shop and wanted him to have it, free of charge. He couldn't turn down the guy."
"I see.. well then, children what have we learned about taking candy from strangers?"
...
"You hypocrite." the students gave him bemused looks, holding up their anti-sensei weapons. "You're the one who is always taking free samples! You're a cheapskate you don't ever question anything when you buy it!"
"AH!" Korosensei quickly slithered(?) away from his angry students, deciding to settle beside Karma and Okuda. "How are you two doing? I understand you both ate some candy today."
As he said this he happened to have a candy bar in one tentacle that he ate happily, wrapper and all.
"Korosensei... Okuda-san i-is being mean." Karma pouted rubbing the back of his head, his eyes watery, the glasses on his face falling down the bridge of his nose.
"I wouldn't have hit you so hard if you didn't take away my glasses!" Okuda growled taking her glasses back and putting them on. Shooting a glare at Korosensei, she got up to her feet. "Where have you been all day? You're our teacher, you're supposed to teach us aren't you?"
Deciding to wave off Okuda-san's questions for... reasons.. he spoke to Karma instead. "Karma-kun, I think that you should hug Okuda-san as an apology."
"O-ok sir!" Karma smiled at the octopus and made to wrap his arms around the petite girl when she dodged him and tripped him.
"I don't like PDA, and I don't like you. Now leave me alone!" Okuda yelled, going off into the forest on her own.
"Aww.." Korosensei sighed and helped the red head up to his feet. "I was so sure you two would get your moment."
"Well you tried teach." Karma dusted himself off and looked up at the octopus.
"Wait! Karma-kun you didn't eat any of the candy?!"
Karma just chuckled and put a finger to his lips. "Careful, you'll ruin all the fun if she hears you."
He turned and followed after Okuda-san, resuming his more ... 'shy' role.
"Ah, youth." the yellow octopus grinned and turned around only to come face to face with the angry, blood-thirsty students from before.
"Korosensei!"
The next hour was spent trying to kill their teacher, momentarily forgetting that they left half of their drugged class to themselves.
That was very dangerous.