Just to clear something up... i've never been pregnant but i have a sister whoes been pregnant twice before and is currently eight months pregnant now... and she is scary, i feel sorry for her husband.
Chapter two

Three Weeks Later…

Harry muttered to himself as he walked through the front door and dumped his briefcase on the floor and kicked the door shut. His work as an Auror was hard enough but today a death eater decided to scare some witches before disappearing… leaving Harry without a clue to where they went or anything to find them with.

Harry shook his head clear and tugged at his tie before he walked into the living room only to come to a stop when he saw Hermione sitting on the sofa with a slightly emotionless expression. Harry raked a hand through his hair and made his way over to Hermione. He sat down gently and peered at her.

"Hermione… Hermione is everything ok" Harry questioned before Hermione broke out of her trance and looked at him, her tears held unshed tears. Then it hit him, she would be getting the results of the pregnancy test today… she, Ron and Luna would finding out what happens now.

"Oh… it didn't go well then… Hermione I'm sorry I'm sure they could try again" Harry declared wrapping an arm around Hermione who shook her head, soft curls shielding her face before she pushed him away and handed him a piece of parchment.

It was worse… it had to be, Harry thought as he took the parchment wondering what his best friend was facing and thinking how he was going to help her through this… that was until he saw the words.

POSITIVE… but if that was true then why "Um Hermione this-this says that the test is positive" Harry stated before Hermione lifted her head a smile was etched across it tears of happiness spilling down her cheeks.

Without warning she flung her arms around his neck and laughed "Ron and Luna are so happy… they went to the burrow to tell everyone, they should be coming back soon" Hermione declared in an almost giggle before pulling back and beamed at Harry who was grinning back… he couldn't help but notice how she glowed slightly… probably from being pregnant.

"So what does this mean exactly… is there anything I have to do" Harry questioned as Hermione thought but still smiled brightly.

"Um well, most likely is the morning sickness… when I say morning sickness some women aren't really sick in the morning it can happen any part of the day. Then there is the mood swings" "hey if I can stick around through the once a month thing you normally go through I can handle pregnant mood swings" Harry declared proudly causing Hermione to glare at him and Harry knew that he was a dead man… as good as anyway.

"YOU SELF CENTERED SEXIST PIG" Hermione ground out as she seemed to loom over him, Harry attempted to push himself deeper in to the corner of the sofa thinking how to get him out of this.

"You're pretty" Harry offered with a stutter bringing Hermione to a stop and regard him for a moment before she giggled then burst out laughing falling back clutching at her sides.

"Um- Hermione why are you laughing- not that you shouldn't laugh because I like that rather then you attempting to kill me" Harry stumbled causing Hermione to glance at him then sigh wiping away the tears of laughter.

"Oh Harry you looked so scared… I couldn't help but laugh" Hermione declared with slight traces of giggles to her voice. Harry frowned and sat up scratching at his head "um… not that I mind you laughing at me but why aren't you ripping me apart for saying… saying those absentmindedly made comments" Harry asked as Hermione bit her lip then smiled at him with a evil glint to her eye.

"I should have warned you really…about magical pregnancies, well I'm carrying a mixture of Ron and Luna and well- in basic fact I have a part of both of them in me and well magical me and the baby have been joined to ensure that I know how to best care for the baby and fully know what he or she wants… while I can show him or her my world what I'm thinking… not bad things just so I can reassure the baby everything is ok" Hermione explained before biting back another fit of giggles when Harry's eyes seemed to pop out of his head. Then they darted from her stomach to her face then back again and again.

"So you… I mean there is a little Ron and Luna in there" Harry asked as Hermione rolled her eyes and nodded as though she was talking to a five year old.

"Yes basically, so sometimes I may act like one or the other… but I will remain Hermione, you see when witches become pregnant a link between the baby, mother and father are made so each spouse acts slightly like the other, seeing as I'm carrying the baby I'm linked to both Ron and Luna so the baby can bond with them… so that means I have the Weasley sense of humour as such" Hermione declared before the evil glint returned to her eyes and Harry swallowed hard.

Yep pregnant women are scary… and Hermione added for good measure meant Harry was in for a tough time.


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