A/N: w00t. Okay, I have come up with another crack!ish idea on how to keep Dean out of hell. Again, I'm writing this for my friend (who is going to read this or I will beat her a Monopoly). So, another version of how Dean escapes the Deal. And thanks to my friend and the other friend (who we are showing Supernatural too, sadly she can't read this yet because she hasn't seen all of season two). Rambling stops here after I say: Reviews are welcome. And flames too. I don't care.
Tick Tock. Tick Tock. Tick Tock. Sam glared at the clock in the motel room, taunting him. Dean's deal was up in two days time and Sam just wanted to spend as much time with Dean as he could. So, Sam had guilt-tripped his brother into being 'normal' for one night. Not their normal, mind you, but what society would claim was normal.
"Come on, Dean! It's your turn." Sam shouted into the little kitchen area.
Dean rolled his eyes and grabbed more of the Salt Water Taffy (Winchester Style) and walked over to where the game Monopoly was laid out. "Alright. Don't get yer panties in a bunch." He sat down and picked up the dice, "I don't even know why you wanted to play this game. It never ends. I think it's evil. We should salt and burn it." Dean grinned as he chewed on a Salt Water Taffy (Winchester Style).
"Just roll." Sam glared.
After moving his piece he made sure Sam wasn't watching, and thankfully he wasn't, so Dean grabbed a twenty from the bank. Damn, it was great being the banker. What? Did Sam actually think that Dean wouldn't cheat at Monopoly?
And right after Dean stole that twenty, Sam had to land on freakin' Free Parking. So not fair. Maybe Dean would just have to up his stealing. Say, a fifty? Then a hundred? Oh yeah.
Dean was utterly bored playing the board game. But he wanted to make Sam happy, so he tried. He had began by actually playing by the rules, but that didn't last long. He needed the money, and it's not like he could hustle at Marvin Gardens to get more, so he stole from the bank. Subtly of course. If he was caught, wow. That would suck.
Sam on the other hand, was having fun. He was able to spend time with his brother before time was up. Putting his worries to the side, he focused on the game. He's never live it down if Dean beat him at this game. Of course Dean wouldn't have much time to brag about winning the never ending game. . . Sam shook his head, must not think thoughts like that.
And then Sam glanced at Dean with his hand on a hundred, "Dean!" His brother's hand froze, "Are you stealing from the bank?"
"No. Never." Dean said, rolling his eyes, "I'm trading small bills for a big one." He grinned.
Sam of course, did not believe him one bit, "Give it here."
"Give what where?" Dean asked, putting on his best confused face.
"The bank. You are no longer allowed to be a banker." Sam held his hand out.
"I'm not allowed?" Dean asked, "Why not?"
"You're stealing from it!" Sam exclaimed. Should have figured that his brother would cheat at Monopoly.
"Am not!" Dean defended.
"Oh yeah, I think you are." Sam said, with his bitch face in place.
"Whatever." Dean handed over the bank with all the cash. Dammit, he wasn't careful enough.
So, after playing a bit more, Sam got up to grab some more Salt Water Taffy (Winchester Style) and while he was away, Dean decided to cheat. Just because he wasn't banker anymore didn't mean he couldn't cheat. Of course, Sam had counted all the bank money before he left, so that wasn't up for grabs. But Dean needed Pacific Avenue to complete his set. Which Sam happened to have. So, Dean swiped the property card. Jokes on Sam. Sam took away his endless cash, so Dean was going to put hotels on his green property while only paying for houses. He'd pay for the house and then put the hotel piece on. Sam would never know what hit him.
And of course, Sam was smart, so when Dean tried to put a hotel where he bought a house, Sam glared at Dean and told him that he didn't pay for a hotel.
Which put Dean in the glumps. But still, he had stolen property, "Gotta get me some more Salt Water Taffy (Winchester Style)."
As Dean got up, he remembered years ago. As this story needs a flash back, much like the first chapter/story in this here possible series.
After the Salt Suspenders™, John had let Dean do whatever he wanted with salt. Let the kid make whatever. After all, Dean had ended up getting the rock salt into the guns which worked a hell ova lot better than the Salt Suspenders™. So, John walked up to his kid, "Wha'ja make today, Dean?"
"Salt Water Taffy (Winchester Style)."
". . .Oh."
As we leave the flashback, Dean glanced down at his property, "Hey! Did you take my Pacific Avenue?"
"You took it first, you jerk." Sam replied.
"Bitch." Dean growled.
After a bit longer, Dean landed on Chance. Or was it called Community Chest? Anyway, he had to draw one of those cards, so he did. As he read it, his mouth fell open, "The crap?"
"What?" Sam asked, grabbing the card from Dean. On it was the Monopoly guy (whatever his name is - kinda looks like the KFC guy with a top hat) and he was running away from a fiery cave. Then, written on it were the words, "Get Out Of Hell Free".
So, they finished their game and Dean put the card in his pocket. Later, when Dean's time was up, he flashed the card to the demon.
To which the demon growled, "Where did you get that?!"
"Playing Monopoly." Dean answered, then paused, "You mean this is actually going to work?"
"Dammit!" The demon yelled, "Alright. You got out the deal, precious Sammy is mine now!"
Dean grinned, "I don't think so. See, here," He pointed to the card, "It says 'Get Out Of Hell Free'."
And with that, the demon left.
Sam and Dean sighed, glad that the elder didn't have to go to hell.
"Guess I won't be needing the rope ladder." Sam said as they made their way back to the Impala.
"What?" Dean asked, raising an eyebrow.
"I had bought a rope ladder. I had a plan to get you out of hell. I kinda thought that I could, you know, open the gates to hell and then you could climb up the rope ladder."
"Your precious rope ladder would catch on fire, Samantha," Dean rolled his eyes, "Wouldn't have been able to climb it."