A/N: yay for chapter 2! And yes I realized my spelling mistakes from the last chapter so hopefully this will be better!
Lets blow up Silent Hill!
After a few weeks later Axel had gotten out of the hospital(although now he had a huge fear of bunnies and donuts) but unfortunately for the gang they all got bored of scaring Axel time and time again with bunnies and donuts.
Me: I'm bored!
Roxas and Namine: WE KNOW!
Me: Sheesh you guys are cranky
Yes they where for they were all laying around the couch lazily. Namine had tried drawing, but Seifer (who was suffering internal brain damage) had eaten her notebook...and then Roxas had to go beat him up but that was the only exciting thing that happened
Me: Wait! I know what we should do!
Roxas and Namine: What?
Me: Like I said before: BLOW UP SILENT HILL!
Roxas: But why would we blow up Silent Hill?
Me: Because it's evil and stuff
Namine: How are we going to blow it up?
Me: Simple: We get Harry from SH1
Namine: But dident he die in SH3?
Me: Thats what THEY WANTED YOU TO THINK! But he was really abducted by aliens!
Roxas: And do you know where the aliens are?
Me: Of course! They are at CANDY LAND!
At that moment Roxas and Namine gave Maddy a look of "are you absolute insane?"
Roxas: Ugh you do know Candy Land dosen't exist?
Me: SHUN THE NON-BELIVER SHUUUUUUUUUUUUN
Namine: No really it was taken over by some carpet making company years ago.
Roxas: Oh so thats where Carpet Land comes from...
Me: Wait...Candy Land...now makes carpets?...NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Suddenly a very confused Luke Skywalker came in wondering if his dad was home. Maddy, still upset about Candy Land, threw a brick at Luke which knocked him asleep and was later dragged off by Vatiel
Me: What a minute Vateil is FROM Silent Hill
Roxas: Wait Maddy you've never even played Silent Hill! How do you know so much about it
Me and Namine: The source of all information!
Roxas: Jesus?
Me and Namine: Nope Wikipedia!
Jesus: Did someone call me?
Me: No but maybe you can help us!
Roxas: Jesus where did you come from!
Jesus: Oh I was just at a wedding party and the wine ran out so I turned some water into wine.
Me, Roxas and Namine: 00 wow Jesus really is amazing
Jesus: Hmmm I wonder why everyone is so surprised when I tell them that!
So after a lot of more random and irrelevant conversations the trio (including Jesus) went off to find Harry and the group of aliens. They came across an robed figure who said in a deep dark voice "I know where Harry is. But you must worship me first!"
Jesus: Satan why do you always try to take my friends from me
Satan: (points at Jesus and starts to whine) wahhhhhh but you have so many more followers then meeeeeee. All I got was a couple of random Goths running around and throwing pentagrams everywhere!
Me: hmm I always wondered what Satan looks liked (pulls off Satan's hood)
And at the moment they all gasped and what they saw
Roxas: OMG SATAN IS PARIS HILTON?!
Me and Namine: HA WE KNEW IT!
Jesus: (blinks)
Satan/Paris: OH DRAT NOW THEY KNOW WHO I AM!
Then before Jesus could blink again Satan/Paris disapperd into a dark portal but then came back again
Satan/Paris: That's hot!
And at that moment Jesus got a call. Apparently He had to go heal some leapers so the trio said goodbye to their Jewish carpenter friend and resumed the quest to find Harry and the aliens
5 hours later...
Roxas: Isen't it obvious Maddy? Harry did die!
Namine(who was riding on Roxas's back): Yeah we've been searching for hours!
Me: No...but the secret ending...
But that day luck struck them as a big UFO came down and out came Harry!
Harry(speaking in weird alien voice):So you want to blow up Silent Hill?
Me, Roxas and Namine: Yes!
Harry: Well come on in guys!
The trio went inside a huge spaceship to find that the aliens were actually a group of headcrab zombies
Roxas: Why aren't you a zombie then Harry?
Harry: I gave them sweets and then they shut up
Me: Makes sense to me!
Well you might be wondering what was going on at Silent Hill at this moment. In fact SH3 was taking place!
Heather: Wait a minute...you mean I'm actually in this story?
Narrator: Why yes Heather and together you Maddy, Roxas and Namine are going to defeat an evil God who will probably kill us all
Heather: Oh nice spoiling the last boss for them...
Narrator: Uh oh
Random Guy: John dident we tell you not to mess up?
Narrator/John: Well she asked!
Random Guy: Thats it John! Bring in the Hannah Montana CD!
Narrator/John: NOOOOOOO FOR THE LOVE OF GOD PLEASE NOT THAT!
Just then Heather quickly put her hands over her ears to drown out that talentless singer and the screaming coming from the Narrator. Now you are probably wondering what happened to our friends on the UFO at this time well...
Namine: This is not Silent Hill! It looks like Vegas!
Roxas(who was busy playing Black Jack): Sorry what you say sweetie?
Namine(grabs Roxas): C'mon Roxy-kun back on the ship
Roxas: Ahhhh my dreaded nickname!
So after getting lost and ending up at Vegas they found that the UFO's gps system was that awful Map-king.
Me: NOT AGAIN MAP KING!(destroys gps screen)
GPS annoying lady: No Maddy what are you doing! I told you to turn right on the path that leads the completely wrong direction then your supposed to go
Me: Have at it gps evil lady!(sticks knife through screen)
Thankfully the aliens had a map which proved to be much better. And they finally got to Silent Hill
A/N: Disclaimer: I do not own Paris Hilton, Silent Hill, wikipedia, Hannah Montana(thank God) and Map King.
I hope you enjoyed chapter 2. Oh and the parts with Jesus aren't meant to offend anyone...I used them for comical parts only. Oh and if you where wondering why Roxas called Namine "sweetie" they are actually boyfriend/girlfriend in this story.