James woke up that Saturday in utter shock. He turned over and jostled Kendall, who was fast asleep next to him.

"Dude! Wake up!" He whispered loudly. Kendall huffed and puffed and rolled over, showing James his back.

"No! Seriously! Carlos and Logan are gonna be up soon! You can't…we can't…!" James freaked out. He poked Kendall over and over.

"It's fine," Kendall mumbled.

"No it's NOT!" James pulled the covers off of Kendall in one big swoosh. They were both still naked and now very cold. Kendall sat up and glared at James.

"Stop flipping out. What the fuck. I'm cold," Kendall barked. He grabbed James and cuddled against him.

"Don't you remember what happened?" James asked impatiently.

"When?"

"Last night!"

"Uhh…" Kendall did his best to remember. But, of course he remembered! Last night was awesome!

It all started when the four boys were getting drunk on vodka. James and Kendall decided to call it a night, so they gave the rest of the booze to Carlos and Logan and went to bed. But James was being a little hot headed.

"Kinda lame that I'm getting drunk with dudes," James said. He staggered into his bedroom, and Kendall followed.

"Whaddya mean?"

"I mean, a good looking guy like me could easily find a plethora of ladies to get wasted with."

"Oh, come on," Kendall p'shawed. "It's not like you're the hottest guy ever."

"Well, I am the better looking of us," James said, rather nonchalantly. Kendall didn't like this. He scoffed and protested, "Would you shut up about that? Everyone knows you think you're so fucking hot."

"Everyone knows it's true," James replied. He raised his chin with a swell of pride.

"I'm good looking, too," Kendall said, shooting James daggers with his eyes. "And girls like it when guys don't act like they're hot shit. I don't act like I'm hot shit."

"Your FACE is ugly," James quipped. "It's all…jutting out. And your nose is too big. My face is perfectly proportioned."

"Shut up. Ugh." Kendall sat down on his bed angrily. He didn't especially want to hear James tooting his own horn all night. Stupid drunk James. He's just as egotistical and douchie as sober James.

"You aren't the better looking of us," Kendall protested.

"Well, yeah! Of COURSE I am!" James shouted, sounding as bitchy as usual.

"Get off your fuckin' high horse, already," was Kendall's testy reply. He stood back up and walked right up in James's face. "You aren't so hot," he said quietly.

"Oh. Oh. Uh. Yeah?" James asked. He acted a little nervous. Kendall got just a few inches from each other's noses. Kendall doesn't have to try so hard because his nose is, after all, quite formidable.

"Yeah," Kendall replied. He narrowed his eyes and gave James a real stare-down. James grimaced and looked shy. Remember; they're both loaded with booze.

"Yeaaaah," Kendall repeated. He poked James in the middle of his chest. "You're just a pretty boy who spends all of his time working out."

"I know," James said fluffily. "I do!"

They both stared at each other for a few moments, silently. Kendall stared at James with angry, hungry eyes. They were breathing hard. Neither of them could deny the sexual tension.

James slowly put his hands onto Kendall's shoulders. He didn't know whether to pull him in, or push him off. Kendall knew. Kendall grabbed James's cheeks (face) and began to fiercely kiss him. He pushed him up against the wall and sucked on his lower lip. James moaned out between kisses.

"Oh, oh God," James groaned. Kendall kept him pinned to the wall by his shoulders. For once, Kendall had the upper hand.

He moved across to James's cheek. He kissed his ear. His neck. He began to nibble on his collar bone. Then he pulled up James's shirt and lick all over his chest. His washboard abs. James moaned out as the hot, wet tongue danced across his body. It felt so good. So sudden. So forbidden!

Kendall unzipped James's pants and whipped out his throbbing cock. James wanted his mouth on it so bad, but Kendall didn't. He stroked it slowly, teasing.

"Oh, come on," James insisted nervously.

"Nah," said Kendall. "Good looking guys have patience."

James groaned in agony. He wanted his dick sucked so bad. Who would resist that temptation? Stupid Kendall. Stupid Kendall with his stupid ugly face.

"Turn around," Kendall said.

"What?"

"Turn around. Come on, pretty boy."

James made a huffy breath, and then he gave in and turned around. He put his hands against the wall. Kendall grabbed James's pants and pulled them down. James squealed to himself.

"Uhh, you aren't going to…um…" James mumbled.

"Yeah," Kendall said casually.

James closed his eyes and whined to himself. He felt something smooth brush against his butt. It was pretty obviously Kendall's dick.

"I don't really want to, uh," James cried out.

"What? Don't want to what?" Kendall asked. He was laughing.

"Why are you laughing?" James got a little mad. He turned around and faced Kendall, who was standing there, stroking his own dick. "What are you trying to do?"

"Just teasing, chill out," said Kendall. James huffed.

"I thought you were gonna rape me or something," he said.

"Nah," Kendall giggled. "I wouldn't do that. You're like, my best friend."

"Awww," James cooed. They leaned into each other and kissed again. Their dicks pressed together. James was secretly angry that Kendall was bigger than him, but he didn't say anything about that.

Kendall reached out and began to jerk James off. James returned the favor. They awkwardly stood together and beat the other one off. Interesting. But James was a little annoyed by this. Maybe Kendall would put out more, if he gave? So this is what James tried. He quietly got to his knees, and he put Kendall's dick right into his mouth. This was new to him. He sucked on that great big cock for a bit.

"Grip the base with your hand," Kendall instructed. James did as he was told. "Now use your tongue and flick across the tip of the head. Just do what you would want a woman to do to you. Mm. Yeah. Like that. Fuck."

Kendall really liked telling James what to do. It turned him on, and he came a little too soon. James got a mouthful of his cum and gagged a little. He spat it right onto the floor.

"Dude, you could have told me," he protested.

"Sorry," Kendall apologized. "It was a little faster than I had thought."

"Now me!" James announced happily. "Suck me!"

He got to his feet, and they switched positions. Kendall went down onto the floor and popped James's hard on into his mouth. This was obviously not the first time Kendall had done this. He knew exactly what to do. Exactly how to please him. He took James's dick deep in his big, stupid face. His tongue licked him in just the right spots. And, oh! Guess what? James came fast, too. But Kendall took the load like a champ and even swallowed it.

He tucked James's dick back into his pants and got to his feet.

"Did you like that?" Kendall asked. James nodded, his cheeks rosy red.

"I did," James said. He heard something strange from the next room over. "What's that?"

James and Kendall put their ears against the wall. It sounded like Logan.

"What the…" Kendall said quietly. Logan was panting and breathing loud.

"Are you close?" They heard Carlos ask.

"Oh my God," James whispered. "We're all gaying out. Shit. We can't. Ugh!"

"Relax, relax. Okay," Kendall said, trying to calm down. "Let's just go to bed, and sort it out in the morning. Deal?"

"Deal."

"Oh, yeah," Kendall groaned, cuddling James tightly. "I remember. Sorry. I get a little assertive when I'm drunk."

"It's cool. I'm sorry I said I was better looking," James said sincerely. The sat up together and kissed once more.

"Ah!" Kendall announced. "Carlos and Logan! We need to get up before they do!"

"That's what I've been trying to tell you!" James said. The boys got off of the bed and scrambled to get their boxers on. They went to the door, and Kendall whispered, "No mention of what we did, and no mention of what we heard."

Right when they stepped out, Logan and Carlos were coming out into the hallway, too.

"Oh!" all four of them said. They exchanged embarrassed, awkward, surprised glances.

"Uh," James began, but Kendall interrupted with, "What were YOU guys doing?"

"UH!" Carlos freaked out. He looked at Logan and grimaced.

"We were doing…uh…" Logan mumbled.

"Doing exactly what YOU were doing!" Carlos interjected.

The four boys looked at each other embarrassingly.

"Oh, oh, oh-oh, oh…"