Disclaimer: Prince of Tennis is not mine, and I make no money out of it. The fics is not mine too. I am so not going to pm the suethors and say "I want to bash your original character so severely it'll make you cry. May I?" Nu uh. It won't happen. I'm a badass.

For safety purposes, the original character's name will be changed and the suethors will not be named. These informations are highly confidential.

Warning: This fic contains violence that might offend some people. There're also Mary Sues bashing ahead. Suethors read at your own risks. The badass community would not provide any tissue papers or handkerchiefs for you guys and not even a shoulder to cry on. You're on your own!

"(This is editor's comment)"

Chapter 2: In Which Fuji Scores a Homerun

Every pair of eyes turn towards the entrance of the court; where a petite, glamorous figure stand with one hand draped lazily over the slim waist, while the left one is placed on the entrance panel.

Sweat trickle down her face; her clothing hugs her slim body pleasantly. It was so…

… fucking gorgeous.

Nosebleeds. (Editor looks around to inspect whose nose really bleeds. Not even a spot of blood found even after 3 consecutive rounds around the club members. Editor suspects that the bleeding nose would be the suethor's.)

"O-chibi-kantoku!" Eiji squeals and bounces off to glomp the girl.

Fuji glares and Eiji instantly flung back into his partner's arm, sniveling.

Behind her is a panting, sweating Kaidoh. (Editor suspects that Kaidoh is a random Kaidoh wannabe. Kaidoh in the manga and anime do not pant as the result of his extreme training. He would 'hiss' to clear his breath rather than pant.)

In minutes, Fuji is already at her side, inspecting her thoroughly; read groping and probing. The girl sighs then. (Editor suspects that Fuji is a random Fuji wannabe too because Fuji is NOT a nosey type of guy and would never grope a girl.)

"… Fuji…" she said, staring blankly at the brunet who continues to examine her. "… Fuji, I'm really okay…"

Fuji ignores her.

While he listens to her very much, it doesn't mean that he will relent in caring for her well being. Fuji's cobalt orbs keep on scanning and skimming until he notices something is out of place and frowns—causing everybody, save the kantoku, Tezuka, and Inui—to freak out.

"Did something happen?" (Fuji had a psychometric ability that allows him to see the past upon touching. He's definitely an alien!)

It's directed to Kaidoh Kaoru; and how relieved people are that they're not the receiving ends of that look.

"… N, no…" Kaidoh avoids the condemning cobalt.

Wrong move.

Kaidoh's lying.

"… What happened?" he turns to the girl.

"Nothing happened." was the mundane, almost bored reply.

"Did you touch her then?"

"Hell, no!" the viper blushed furiously with twelve shades of red and panicked. No matter how tempting his kantoku really is, no one really wanted to be on the bad side of Fuji's book… ever.

Fuji continues to intimidate the poor bandanna boy when a small hand met his hair in a gentle poke. (Huh? Pokes his… hair…) Fuji's eyes widen slightly before he stares back at the girl who put on a blank look on the perfectly sculpted face.

"… Baka." she retorts calmly, "… 20 laps. Clear your head while you're at it."

Fuji remains silent before he smiles.

"Saaa….who are you to ask me to do laps?" he says sweetly while his cold evil eyes glinting eerily. Then he swiftly brandishes a baseball bat that he somehow hides under the back his regular jacket and swings it like a professional baseball player approximately 3 centimeters under the girl's chin. The bat gives a pleasing "CRACK" sound upon contact. Peering from under his palm, he sees the girl flying off the school ground, and cheerily exclaiming a "Homerun", he skipped around the courts.

Everybody in the boy's tennis club cheered happily at Fuji's awesome skill and giving him high fives when he passes them in his victory run. Momo and Eiji even do the victory dance together. After a few more cheers and congratulations, they all resume their training with a happy satisfying smile. Fuji and Kaidoh are not aliens anymore.

The End.