Hehehe, I like this one. It's catchy. This is a parody of 'Frosty The Snowman', so ENJOY!
Esplin the Visser
Didn't have a soul
With a deadly tail and
four hooves
And two eyes on long
stalks.
Esplin the Visser is
The worst Visser, they
say
He's ugly and mean, worst
you've ever seen
He'll be coming for you
someday
There must have been some
oatmeal
In that old Yeerk pool
they found
For when they placed him
in it
He began to scream and
shout
Oh, Esplin the Visser
Was as high as he could be
And the subordinates say
He did it all day
Where the council couldn't
see
Thumpetty thump thump,
Thumpety thump thump,
Look at Visser go.
Thumpetty thump thump,
Thumpety thump thump,
He's in the oatmeal, NO!
Esplin the Visser
Thought that he would win
someday
So he said "Come all
Yeerks,
Let's go to Earth
So we can conquer it
today"
Down to the planet,
With a dracon in his hand,
Shooting here and there
Without a care
Saying "Stop me if
you can"
He led them down the
streets of town
Right to the traffic cop.
He paused and shot the
officer when
He heard him holler
"Stop!"
Esplin the Visser
Was
apprehended today
But he raised a fist
Said "You'll pay for
this,
I'll be back again
someday!"