Reason 2: That One Time He Hit a Volleyball Into His Coach's Head Disclaimer: Still don't own Percy Jackson. Leo Valdez, flaming Hispanic extraordinaire, had never liked sports. Ever. Maybe it was how scrawny he was, or maybe it's because FUCK SPORTS. Either way, Leo would do anything to avoid them. But one day he was forced to play. Leo had done well in avoiding playing as much as he could, but his teammates caught on. Jeanine, that tattle-tale, whined about it to Coach Danny. Oh God why. Goddamnit Jeanine. She looked back at him and gave him her classic "Haha I got you in trouble" grin. So when Leo was forced to serve, he made sure to aim right for Jeanine's face. But of course he couldn't aim well. The volleyball made a high arc, almost out of view, before crashing down, straight onto the skull of the unsuspecting coach. Well fuck, Valdez.