And you thought chapter one was hard to read...
CHAPTER TWO
Soon they drove up to Cheyene Mountain, and they stopped so that the guard at the front would let them in. He smiled when he saw Daniel. "Hi Mr. Jackson!" And then Fantasia and Krystale realized that it was their friend Brad.
"Hi Brad!" they said together.
"Hi Krystale! Hi Fantasia!" he said. "Come on in! I know you guys have permission, because of that one time you saved the world."
Daniel looked at Fantasia and smiled big. "Wow! Sam told me you too were cool, but I didn't know you saved the werld! I did that wunce!"
Daniel parked his ruggedly manly green jeep and they all got out. Only Howl tripped when he came out and Daniel caught him. Howl looked deep into Daniel's azure eyes and felt less lonely deep inside. He was glad he met Daniel.
"I'm glad I met you, Daniel," he said.
Then Daniel let Howl stand up, and Howl noticed that Daniel was trying not to cry. "Daniel, why are you crying?"
"No reezon," Daniel said with a big sad sigh like his heart was hurting. "I just lost a frend and Im rilly sad."
"Oh," Howl said. "That's 2 bad!" And then they got into the big elevator and went down into the SGC!!
When they got to the bottom, the elevator opened and Sam was waiting for them. Daniel smiled at her and hugged her and kissed her cheek. "Hi Sam!" He smiled big. "This is Sam. She's like a big sister 2 me. We'd be together, but she lykes Jack."
Sam elbowed him. "Daniel! No one's supposed to know about that!"
Daniel smiled. "But we can trust Fantastia and Krystale!"
Then Sam hugged Fantasia and Krystale and said Hi to Howl. "So Howl, you came from an alternative dimension, right? That's cool."
And as they walked, Howl told them all about Calcipher and how much he missed him. Daniel just listened, and he cried at the end.
"OMG that's too bad, Howl," said Sam. She wasn't crying though. "We totally feel sorry for you."
"Hi Everybody!" said Jack, walking in. He was wearing his combat uniform and that awesome baseball hat he has and he looked totally cool and it was really obvious that Sam liked him. "Gorsh, who're y'all?"
"Thes es Krystale, Sam's neece, and her frends, Fantasia and Howl," said Daniel. "They're hear for bring-a-relateve-to-work day."
"Today's bring a relative to work day? Gorsh." Jack took off his hat and scratched his head. "I didn't get the memo, I guess."
"Yah, nether did I," said Daniel. "Gess Genral Hammound forgot to sende it too us. But since I'm an orphan and I don't have any famly enyway, it wouldn't matter I gess."
"OMG!" Krystale said, and she held Daniel's hand. "I totally didn't know you're an orphan! That's sooooo sad!"
"So," said Sam. "What's up for today?"
"I believe that we are scheduled for a briefing concerning our upcoming mission, Major Carter," a deep voice intoned from behind them. Teal'c came in the door behind them, bowing his head in greeting. (OMG!! Cross that out! What r u doing?! That guy is like totally too serious!! And you totally spelled his name wrong! But that's lyke totally his character! NO WAY! He's lyke a boring robot or sumthing! Fyne! How would u do it??)
"We're going Somewhere, over the rainbow, way up high…", said Teal'k, bursting into song as he burst into the room. "There's a place that I heard of, once on a lullaby."
"Hey Teaelk!" said Daniel brightly. "Whut's up?
"I see skies of blue and clouds of white, the bright blessed day, and the dark sacred night, and I think to myself, what a wonderful…"
"That's great," said Sam, not really caring. "So we're going somewhere awesome today?"
"Gorsh," said Jack, watching her. "You shore are purty, Sam."
"Lyke OMG tru luv!" squealed Fantasia, but nobody noticed.
"No one's supposed to know," General Hammond told her softly.
"Oh!" Krystale squeeled. "We can so totlly keep secrets!!"
"Yeah!" Fantasia said. "We saved the world once!"
"Hey, WE'VE DONE THAT!" Daniel, Sam, Jack and Teelk all said at once.
And then everyone laughed, because they were all special worldsaver people, and that makes a deep bond that can lyke never be broken by the sands of time!!
Howl felt left out. "I've never really saved the world," he said sadly, his starry sapphire eyes welling up with tears.
"But u totally sved your werld once!" Daniel said quickly. Jack looked at him curiously. So did Sam and Fantasia and Krystale and Te'alc and General Hammond and Walter, who just happened to wander into the scene, so he said,"…I bet. Bcuz ur so…heroic luking."
"Well hey, that's true," Jack agreed. He smiled at Sam—the secret kind of smile that only people in love can do. But she didn't notice because she knew he liked her, but she never looked at him because they weren't allowed to get together becuz of work even though neither of them knew that all their friends totally 3 them and theyd be totally good with them getting together!
"Yeah! You look totally heroic!" said Fantasia. So Howl felt better, and he remembered how he'd stopped Madame Sulliman from destroying a bunch of stuff when he was still her apprentice. But then he started missing Calcifer again.
"Hay Major! I totally need you to come lyke, look at this thing. Cause it, um, broke, I think, and I totally don't know how to fix all the buttons and gears and stuff," said Walter, blowing a bubble.
"What thing?"
"The um, thing. The one that's all lyke, big, and kind of glowy, and round…it spins?"
"Um, yeah. And lyke, Syler broke his arm falling off it."
"Right." Sam sighed. "I'll go deal with that then."
So Sam and Walter went off to fix the Stargate and Syler's arm. Teal'c decided that Howl needed to learn to be tough and manly, so they went off to train somewhere for a while. "Everybody loves Kung-fu fighting, Hah!" he sang as they left. And Daniel left to go look at old things, cause he's an archeologist and that's what they do. He wanted Krystale to come with him, but she wanted to talk to Jack about some important stuff first.
"So," Krystale turned to Jack as they left. "Ur like totally in love with aunt Sam!"
Fantasia nudged Krystale in a paniced sort of "omg that's a secret" sort of way, and Krystale nudged her back in a "I know what I'm doing" sort of way.
Jack was nervous to talk about it, because no one was supposed to know. But Sam trusted them, and they'd saved the werld that once, so they must be OK. "Um… She's pretty? Only you know, she's on my team thing, so we can't go out."
Fantasia felt really sorry for them, and so did Krystale. "Oooh! That a bummer! Because we can tell you totally love her!"
"I do?" Jack scratched his head again. "I didn't think it was really obvious."
"Um… well ur like, totally made for each other. And it'll totally work out." Krystale twisted her foot around because she knew that her aunt really liked Jack too but she'd promised not to tell anyone.
"Totally," Fantasia agreed, because everyone always gets together because otherwise what's the point of them meeting in the first place?
"Oh." Jack blushed. "Do you think I should talk to her?"
"OMG! TOTALLY!" they said together, because they knew that rules like no dating between team members didn't actually mean anything, and besides Jack and Sam totally 3 each other so rules don't count!! "You should ask her out on a date!"
Jack thought that was a good idea, and so he went off to find Sam and lyke ask her out to dinner at a park where they could have a romantic picnic and talk about life and stuff. …Or something.
Sam was in the gate room fixing the stargate, and Walter was standing there chewing his gum and handing her tools sometimes. He saw Jack coming and wandered away, becuz everyone really wanted Sam and Jack 2gether and tried to give them lots of chances to ask each other out.
"So, umm… Sam, umm… I was like, umm, like thinking and um… I thought that maybe… um… we could like, um… maybe… um… like…"
Sam looked at him with beautiful, alluring eyes. "Yes, Jack?"
"Maybe… um… We could… maybe, like... um… like…"
Suddenly the Stargate whirled to life and a bunch of bad guys came out, and they were all like Jaffa and stuff! And they had big shiney pointy weapons and all dressed like egyptians and one of them had a weird emblem on his head!
"Take the one called Daniel!" said the one with the weird emblem on his head.
"Daniel?" gasped Sam and Jack at the same time."
The one with the funny emblem noticed them. "That one looks like a Daniel!"
So all the Jaffa ran down the big ramp thing and grabbed Sam and started taking her away!
"Jack! Save me!" said Sam, reaching out her hand
"Sam! NOOOOOOOO!" said Jack, reaching towards her.
And time slowed down for a minute as they reached for each other, but since this is only the second chapter, they just missed each other and it was lyke totally sad!!
But then Jack lost sight of Sam because there were so many Jaffa so time sped up again because that's what happens when that happens. And Jack was all heartbroken and stuff.
And then the Jaffa left. And Jack sorta stood there in shock.
But then Tea'elk and Howl and Walter and Syler and General Hammond and Fantasia and Krystale and Daniel all came running in!
"OMG what happened?!" yelled General Hammond.
"A bunch of Egyptians took Aunt Sam!" said Krystale!
"Egyptians?" Walter looked confused.
"She maens jafa!" said Daniel. "Jafa tuk Sam!"
"Wait, how do you know?" asked General Hammond.
"Because we were spying on Jack and Aunt Sam cause Jack was gonna ask her out!" Krystale said.
They all would have broken out into "Awww," cause they're all totally good with them getting together, except now Sam was kidnapped by Jaffa, so they didn't.
"Oh, hey, I totally got footage of the whole thing on my pink Razor cell phone!" exclaimed Fantasia. "I bet we can figure out who the egyptians…. I mean, Jaffa were from that!"
"Like omg that's right!" Said Krystale!
"Grate! Lets put it on our relly big telivesion and I can totaley figere it out from taht!"
So they did and it was like all crystal clear and stuff cause her cell phone is just that awesome. But Howl didn't know what the television was but he figured it was a bad time to ask.
Authors' Notes:
Fantasia: Lyke OMG it's chapter two!!1 I liek, totally can't believe we didn't post htis sooner, but we worked so hard on it, so i'ts definetely worth the weight!
Daniel: Weight in what? Coffee and cheap sugar?
Howl: You should talk, Mr. Caffeine rush!
Sam: OMG, stop being so mean, guys!
Jack: Sam! You're not kidnapped!
Krystale: Gah! Get back in the story! You're not supposed to be here! How did you even get in?!
Teal'c: hums mission impossible theme song
Fantasia: OMG! they were totally in character for a sec! Put them back!!
Krystale: Look over there! It's the renegade baseball bat again!
Fantasia: Like OMG where?! turns around
Krystale: stuffs everyone back in the story Chapter three should be up soon!
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