Ciel visits Hell… aka, the dentist

Hey goiys! I know i haven't been updating much lately, but i've been sick... its called "Writer's block"... and "Laziness", i think most of you have experienced it before?

yup..

so, here is the next oneshot i have...

Sebaciel shipping, modern-day

it was supposed to be a fluffy oneshot about Ciel's reaction to be getting a cleaning, but...it turned into some other fluff :P

as you can probably tell, this story was inspired...by todays' dental cleaning :) i hate getting a cleaning...makes me feel sick...

so, i hope you guys like it, i definately enjoyed writing it :D

"Turn around. Now."

"No."

"I don't want to go."

"But you have to."

"No, I don't."

"Yes, you do, Ciel."

The young teen slumped in the passenger seat, crossing his arms over his cheat. He stared out the window as Sebastian drove. He smirked mischievously and turned to face his lover.

"Sebastian?"

"Yes, Ciel?" he said, already aware of what the boy would say.

"If you turn around now, I'll make sure you won't regret it later."

Sebastian turned his head slightly and raised a thin eyebrow at Ciel's words'. The boy merely winked and grinned, letting his eyes roam over his lover's body, resting a little below his navel.

"Pervert." Sebastian muttered, facing the road again.

"Heh, you like it, so don't complain." Ciel smirked. Seeing no reaction from Sebastian, he rested his cheek on his fist, and continued to stare out the window.

"Tch, why do I have to go anyways?"

"You need a yearly cleaning, Ciel. It's for your own good."

"But it makes me feel sick! And it hurts!" Ciel turned to face Sebastian, widening his eyes for dramatic effect, and sticking out his lower lip, trembling.

"It won't last forever, just an hour or so. You can deal with it."

"No! No, I can't!"

Sebastian chuckled at Ciel's efforts, and ruffled his hair.

"Your going, Ciel. No matter what." Sebastian said firmly, parking the car in front of the much-dreaded building.

"What if I won't go in?" Ciel pouted, crossing his arms again.

"Then I'll carry you in." Sebastian grinned at the boy, getting out of the car.

"No. You won't." Ciel warned.

"All the way to the dentists' chair." Sebastian sang, walking around to Ciel's side of the car.

"No!" Ciel tried to lock the door, but Sebastian was faster. And he had the keys.

"Yes, come on now. Put your arm around me."

"No." Sebastian carried Ciel in his arms, pushing the door open with his foot.

"Appointment for Phantomhive, please." Sebastian said to the secretary.

"O-of course." She stuttered, trying not to stare at the display before her.

"Um, with Dr. Moore? At 3:15?" she asked, looking up from her computer.

"Yes, that's it."

"First door on the left."

"Thank you very much." Sebastian continued to carry Ciel to the dentists' room, and lay him on the chair, with his arms still folded.

"Mr. Ciel Phantomhive, is it?" a tall man came in, sporting nurse-like clothes and a mask around his neck.

"Yes." Sebastian replied, leaning against the doorframe, smirking at Ciel, who glared at him.

"Well, just a cleaning for today. Nothing too tragic, don't worry." He smiled at Ciel, checking the papers in front of him. Ciel mumbled something along the lines of 'that's what you think'.

"I'll come back in an hour to pick you up." Sebastian called, leaving the room. Ciel opened his mouth to call after him, to beg him to stay, but he daren't let his weakness show. He bit his lip, and tried to find something to distract him, when he noticed the tray of sharp tools beside him. He gulped as the dentist turned to smile at him.

"Ughh… I feel sick… pull over." Ciel moaned, clutching at his stomach.

"No, you're not." Sebastian insisted.

"Yes, I am… ugh…. God I hate the dentist. I hate you too, you know that, right?"

"Hmm, odd. I was under the impression you loved me, seeing as you scream it out loud every night." Sebastian chuckled behind his hand as Ciel turned to glare at him. "I do NOT scream!"

"Yes, you do. Quite loudly in fact." Sebastian frowned slightly, pretending to clear his ear with his pinky.

"Liar!" Sebastian chuckled, parking in their driveway.*

Ciel slammed the door after coming in, slipping out of his shoes and flopping onto the living room couch.

Sebastian went into the kitchen to prepare supper, while Ciel flipped through tv channels.

Barely 15 minutes later, bored with crap-shows, Ciel traipsed into the kitchen, leaning heavily against the counter.

"Supper ready yet?"

"No."

"Why not?"

"Because it isn't."

"When will it be ready?"

"Soon."

"How soon is 'soon'?"

Sebastian sighed, placing tonight's mac and cheese in the oven. "Not in the next 5 minutes, that's how soon."

Ciel moaned, letting his head droop so his chin touched his collarbone.

"But I'm hungryyyy!" he complained.

"I'm aware of that. Now please get off the counter so I can clean it." Sebastian grumbled, lightly whipping Ciel's arms with a cloth to make him move.

"Tch. You don't realize how hungry I am Sebastian!" Ciel lamented, moving to lean against the fridge.

"Then maybe this'll satisfy your hunger." Sebastian grinned, cornering Ciel and leaning in for a kiss.

"Mmpf!" Ciel hugged the taller man, kissing him back. He felt hands slide down his back and let out a sound of surprise when he felt Sebastian pick him up, forcing his legs around the mans' waist.

He carried the younger man to the couch, pressing him down gently, and slipping his tongue in. But immediately pulled back from the kiss, "Ew." He said simply, and returned to the kitchen, leaving a dumbstruck Ciel on the couch.

"What?"

"Your mouth tastes disgusting." Sebastian stated, getting himself a cup of water to get rid of the horrible taste.

"What do you mean my mouth tastes disgusting?!" Ciel exclaimed, stomping to the kitchen.

"It still tastes like whatever the dentist used. Its revolting." He cringed before taking a large gulp of water.

"Ehhhhh! Don't do this to me!" Ciel complained, clawing at Sebastian's shirt.

"Do what to you?"

"Refuse to feed me, and neglect my most urgent needs!"

"Kissing is an urgent need?" Sebastian smirked at the boy, who was now clinging to his leg like a child.

"YES! Since when was it NOT an urgent need?" Ciel explained, as if it was the most obvious thing in the world.

"Supper's ready." Sebastian said, walking over to the oven, with Ciel sitting on his foot.

"Oh-my-god, really?" Ciel practically yelled, staring up at Sebastian, very much enjoying the view.

"Yes, really. Now would you please get off me so I can serve it, you small food-deprived child?"

"TOTALLY!" Ciel pushed himself off Sebastian's foot and rolled behind the counter.

"Odd child…" Sebastian mumbled, opening the oven.

"It smells HEAVENLY!" Ciel screeched, still hiding behind the counter. Sebastian placed large servings in each plate, and made his way to the living room.

"FOOD!" Ciel screamed, barrel-rolling onto the couch. He landed on his stomach, but quickly sat up and picked up his fork, digging in contentedly.

"MMM!" he smiled, and wiggled happily.

"Do you like it?" Sebastian asked, amused at the boys' happiness.

"Mm-hmm!" Ciel nodded, smiling widely at the cook.

Once they were finished, Ciel was lying on the couch, cuddling in Sebastian's arms as the movie came to an end.

"Mmn." Ciel snuggled closer, breathing in the mans' scent.

"Ciel… Ciel… cupcake, wake up, the movie's over." Sebastian whispered, gently brushing his blue-grey hair.

"Mmnn." Ciel frowned and hid his face deeper in the mans' chest. "Don't call me that." He mumbled.

"What? Cupcake?" Sebastian smiled.

"Yes." Ciel replied, annoyed.

"What's wrong with that name, cupcake?" he snuck his fingers near the boys' ribcage, and tickled him.

"Ehh! Stop it! Haha! Stop it! Sebastian! Ser-seriously! Can't breathe! C-can't breathe!" he said hoarsely, trying to shove the mans' fingers off of him.

"Are you ok, Ciel?" Sebastian immediately stopped tickling the boy and made sure he wasn't having one of his asthma attacks he was so prone to having.

"No! I-I'm dying!" Ciel grasped his throat and started shaking, finally going limp.

"That's not funny, Ciel." Sebastian slapped the boys' ass and got up, taking the empty plates with him.

"Hey! That hurt!" Ciel ran into the kitchen, hugging Sebastian from behind.

"Sure it did. Hey, isn't that usually my position?" Sebastian smirked down at the boy, who blushed a deep red.

"Perv." Ciel mumbled, letting go.

"What was that about 'you like it, so don't complain'?" Sebastian smiled, putting the dishes in the dishwasher. Ciel stared at his boyfriend for awhile, until he got a quizzical look from Sebastian.

"I love you, you know that?" he murmured, his cheeks turning a light pink.

"Yeah… I know. I love you too." The couple embraced each other, never wanting to let go.

Yup...total cheesy-ending, but hey! its cute! (i think so, anyway...)

i hope you guys liked it! if you did, then please, review! it makes me happier than you think! :D

*Did you know? You park in a driveway, but yet drive in a parkway? (yup, you've probably heard about that one before… but I felt like sharing it anyways! makes me feel smartz! :D)