A/N: Its...-drumroll-...chapter 2! Aren't you happy I updated? I know it could be sooner, but I like this chapter So...enjoy?
Disclaimer: For the 23423434689236th time, Naruto is not mine!
Warning: Serious crack and the appearance of villains! Mwahahahaha...okay...you can read now
They had tried everything.
Kiba had played fetch with chibi Akamaru until both of them couldn't move. Shino had gone searching for bugs, but came back a few hours later telling them he couldn't recognise any of the bugs now that they were chibi. Sasuke and Naruto had trained with Hinata, TenTen and Neji, but they gave up after a while too. Chouji was eating until he w as so full he couldn't eat any more. Shikamaru was watching clouds, but claimed that he couldn't recognise any of the chibi cloud's chibi shapes. Lee and Gai had gone to do something called the 'Dance of Youth' which didn't sound good at all. Ino and Sakura had started a 'yell off', but both lost their voice and had to come back defeated. Kakashi watched them all, an inexplicit smirk on his face before...
"Akatsuki. Wait. No. CHIBI AKATSUKI!" (A/N: How could I not add our favourite criminals in?)
Everyone stopped idly chatting, staring at the place where ten chibi black cloaks with red clouds and funny stray hats appeared.
"Hey look! It's Tobi-kun!" Naruto yelled, hugging his friend.
"Naruto-kun! Tobi is a good boy!" screamed the all too happy chibi Tobi. Tobi plus happy plus best friend equals disaster.
Everyone else received chibi anime sweat drops.
"What are you doing here?" Kakashi growled.
"My my...aren't you the guy who cut off my chibi arm, yeah?" Chibi Deidara asked, tilting his hat up to get a better view of the Jounin. He looked ever so cute in chibi, with a giant bright blue eye and his usual arrogant grin turned into a cute chibi one.
"Hey! I remember that guy too-ttebayo!" Naruto screeched, attempting to hug him, but was pushed away by a hand, accompanied by a chibi mouth which really did not look scary enough in chibi.
"ITACHI! I WILL KILL YOU!"
"Not a chance, foolish little chibi brother. You are still too weak. You lack...OROCHIMARU? What are you doing here?"
"I lack Orochimaru?" Sasuke asked, looking around as a certain chibi snake pedophile appeared from a random bush. "Orochimaru. I'm joining you and your gang of chibi evil freaks."
"Of courssssseeee, Sasssssssuke-kun," said the chibi Leader of gang of evil freaks. Inner Orochimaru (still chibi) was dancing to 'Girlfriend'.
Hey hey, you you,
I have chibi Sassssuke-kun
Do you do you?
I think you need the Sharingan too...
"Orochimaru. What are you doing here?" said a certain chibi redhead, glaring idly at the chibi clump of bushes that the snake Sannin had just appeared out from. The bush looked innocent and trying not to attract attention, although obviously failing. "Hiding in a bush? I thought you were better than that. But apparently, I was wrong."
"Why, if it isn't Sasssssssori-kun...how I've missed you so..." Orochimaru purred. Receiving a snort, he continued. "To answer your question, I've just come to see if it was one Tsunade's Jutsu which turned us all into chibi. Although now that I think about it, it could well be Leader of Akatsuki's...hmm..."
"Why are we all chocolate chibi?" Hidan interrupted stupidly, staring at the bloated Chouji. "And why the cookie did he eat so much?"
"Because it's our Destiny to turn chibi," Neji smirked.
"No it's not," Naruto objected.
"Because the authoress was bored and she used her non-existent magical powers to turn us all into chibi," Shikamaru drawled. "Oops...did I say that out loud? Damn, now I've just told our enemies..."
"How can she use the power if it doesn't exist?" Kisame asked, turning his gaze to Shikamaru.
Sakura drew breath to answer, but a shout interrupted.
"OH MY GO-"
"JASHIN!"
"OH MY JASHIN! EVEN THE MONEY TURNED CHIBI!"
A mixture of reactions.
Akatsuki sweat dropped. Orochimaru and Sasuke's jaw dropped and Konoha's group just went...
"DUH!"
Kakuzu rushed out from a nearby bush, clutching a single, golden dollar. "Chibi money! How could the authoress do this to us?"
"The authoress didn't do it, Destiny did," Neji put in.
"SHUT UP ABOUT DESTINY!" everyone screamed.
Neji pouted, but stopped, being hugged by a chibi TenTen. Awwwww...Ahem. Back to the story.
"Do you trust him?" Kisame whispered to the Akatsuki in general, pointing an intimidating chibi finger at Shikamaru. Being chibi, it turned out less intimidating than it was supposed to be, and Shikamaru ended up twitching continuously.
"No. But what else can we do?" Sasori muttered. It was at that point that a light bulb appeared on top of Naruto's head.
"OH MY JASHIN! You look like Gaara! ...Who are you again?"
"Finally! Someone caught onto my religion!" Hidan sighed.
"He does look like Gaara..." said a surprised Sasuke.
"Isn't that Sasori...?" Sakura peered into Sasori's face. "I KILLED YOU!"
Sasori coughed politely, eyes boring into the pink haired girl's. "The Akasuna no Sasori, thank you very much. Well, and also thank the authoress for bringing me back to life. And who the hell is Gaara?"
"Did someone mention Gaara?"
Everyone turned, seeing chibi Kankurou, Gaara and Temari, who was the one who said that.
"Gaara-ttebayo!"
"Uzumaki...Naruto...Why are we all chibi?"
"WHY DOES EVERYONE KEEP ASKING THAT?" Shikamaru screamed.
There was a moment of awkward silence, broken by...
"What happened to the love sign on my forehead?"
Everyone's eyes floated up to Gaara's forehead, where a chibi pink love heart had been carved instead of the 'Ai' sign.
"You look so cute in chibi!" TenTen shrieked, letting go of Neji and rushing over to Gaara. Undoubtedly, an anime vein appeared on his head. Nobody wanted to be caught in TenTen's bone crushing hug.
"Aren't you the guy who I killed?" asked Sasori, staring at Kankurou.
"No. You almost killed me, but Sakura saved me."
"Stupid brat," Sasori muttered.
"I thought I was the brat, yeah!" Deidara whined.
"Being a brat isn't a good thing," Itachi stated.
"It isn't? Oh...okay yeah."
"Wow...you do look like me," Gaara pointed out, blinking at Sasori who stared back with bored eyes. "Except without the love heart."
"Are you two related or something?" Konan asked, sliding in between them.
"SHE LOOKS LIKE ME!" shrieked a voice. Everyone turned around to see a furious Ino waving her fist in a surprised Deidara's face.
Another anime vein appeared on Deidara's head. "Did you just say I'm a girl, yeah? Wait...you do look like me!"
"Wait...you're not a girl? Oh...HE LOOKS LIKE ME!"
"Are you guys related too?" asked Kisame, looking between one and the other.
"HE COPIED ME!" Gaara exclaimed, pointing a not-so-intimidating chibi finger at Sasori.
"No...I was here first...I'm 34 if you didn't know..."
"You are?"
"Haha! You copied me!"
Gaara hung his head. Meanwhile, the same thing was happening with Deidara and Ino.
"Oi! Why are you copying my hairstyle yeah?"
"It's obvious you're the one copying me!"
"Yeah right! I was born before you, yeah!"
"So what? And why do you say Yeah after every sentence?"
"I don't say it after every sentence! And it's a habit, yeah!"
"Whatever...geez."
"I'M STILL HERE YOU KNOW!" Orochimaru screamed.
"Oh...sorry," Pein muttered, herding the Akatsuki into a corner. "Akatsuki. We need to think of a pla- JINCHUURIKI! WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?"
"I want to join Akatsuki too-ttebayo!"
"Akatsuki is only for S-classed criminals!"
"I'm chibi!"
"That's got nothing to do with it, yeah!"
"Shut up-ttebayo!"
"I'M STILL HERE YOU KNOW!"
"WE KNOW!"
"Oh..."
And so it ended in a day of chaos.
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