EPOV

A/N Thank you for your reviews. I tried writing this chapter in Edward's POV, and please let me know what you think.

Disclaimer: Stephenie Meyer owns the sexy Cullen Men

EPOV

I swear that this will be the best history class I have ever had, even with surviving high school three times already. The look on Jasper's face was priceless when I told him what unit we are starting today…

Before Maria had changed him, Jasper had been the youngest Confederate Major in Texas. As a result of that, he had a very inside view, you could call it, of the other side, and becomes very moody when people praise the union, and lets everyone know it…

I swear to god if that man says one thing about the confederacy being out of our heads I may explode.

I had to grin at that. There was no way that we vampires could explode. Jasper felt my sudden giddiness, and turned around to glare at me.

The teacher, whose name I don't feel to be important enough to mention, came in the classroom, slamming the door behind him.

I wonder if Cullen or Hale will finally answer a question incorrectly, for once… that would make my day…that would probably throw them off, and then I would finally get the chance to fail one of the Infallible Five…

I had to stifle a laugh. The Infallible Five. It was a nickname that the faculty gave us Cullen/Hale family, because all of us had spotless records, and perfect grades, none of us ever failing, never answering a question incorrectly, hence the nickname.

Us, get a question wrong? I had to bite my tongue to stop myself from laughing out loud. What with my mind reading, I would know the question before the teacher got a chance to ask it, and because of our speed, low speech, and enhanced hearing, nobody would hear or see if I told Jasper what question he was about to be asked. But, with the Civil War, there was no way that Jasper would get the question wrong, he has been obsessed with the war ever since he left Maria, and had access to a library without having to concentrate on not draining the humans around him, all of which were in awe of his inhuman beauty.

The class is about to begin, Jasper and I both sitting on relaxed in our chairs. Well, I was anyway. Jasper was rapt with attention, staring straight ahead, and not breathing.

I kicked his foot. He looked around, and started breathing again when he saw that people were starting to stare at him. He had made a strange noise, one that I could only identify as a whimper, loud enough for the humans to hear. I could guess that it was from all the glee that was rolling off of our teacher at the possibility of one of the "Infallible Five" getting a question wrong.

Hmmm…Hale made a funny noise…I wonder if he's ill…maybe I should send him down to the nurse... that I think about them, both look to pale, and both have shadows under their eyes…they don't look healthy, I should get them out of here incase it's something contagious…hah, don't fool yourself, you know that you would be privately celebrating if you didn't have to deal with their perfectness…

I snorted. Like hell we look ill, we're undead! Jasper was supposed to have died who knows when, and I was on my deathbed in 1918, from the Spanish influenza, for god's sake! What humans were 143 and 107 years old?! We are soulless fiends, drinking the blood from helpless animals…well, Jasper is, him and his freaking rabbit feddish…my taste is a little more masculine, seeing as I would die for a mountain lion to drain right now…

As for his private celebration if we got sent home, well he would be sadly disappointed…Jasper and I could charm our way out anything, but using the full force of our inhuman beauty, and Jasper with his southern accent (which, even after almost 130 years he can call it back as though he was 16 again) and manners, and me with my butterscotch eyes that "dazzle" people, could get the entire female student body and faculty going weak at the knees, and caving into our every whim, such as believing that we are "perfectly healthy teenage boys, ages 17 and 18, despite the fact that we never eat lunch, unlike the rest of the male student body".

Cullen is staring off into space…hah! I've got him now…

Oh, shit. The bell already rang. I can hear him preparing himself to begin the class.

I brace myself, ready to hold Jasper back, if need be.

"Alright, everybody. I told you yesterday that, today, we would be starting a new unit…"

This should be entertaining…

The next chapter will take a little longer to post, because I have really bad writers block, and finals…