No such thing as Natural

By Darkshadowfox12

DeanXOC, SamxOC And Castiel X*older OC*

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Chapter two: Guess whose paying.

~Cynthia's pov~

My car…MY fucking car, do you know the shit I went through trying to get my car from my asshole and nagging bitch of a mother and now my car is fucking in a ditch. My eyes glared at the male as I walked forward before i could feel Venus getting more and more angry at me. "You totaled my got-"

"Cynthia."

"My Fucking Baby."I watched my wording looking back at Venus. "I don't give a flying damn-"

"Cynthia."

"Say my name one more fucking time bitch." I growled at her. "You expect me to stand here while this fuck wit is standing there, while his car is fucking fine and my car is in a DITCH!" I spoke feeling my finger getting colder and colder.

"C-"

"Say it bitch, say it." I spoke as glared at her before staring at the male in front of me. "Dean was it? Let me make this very fucking clear. Fix my car or I'm taking yours as payment."

"Whoa Whoa, the fuck you are."

I stepped closer to him and pressed my finger into the center of his chest. "Then fix my damn car or I can promise you, You will find your keys missing or a police report."

Sam moved pushing dean back and moved between the two and shoved his hand back against dean. "Dean, go get us a room. I'll handle this." The taller male spoke stopping me from getting to the slightly smaller male.

"Listen, handsome. I got nothing against you, it's just your idiotic bro-"

"Please just please, look I know dean an be a bit much..he's just…protective of the car."

"I don't gi-"

"Does he not care about the people in the car?" Venus spoke softly as she moved over trying to wipe the pie off her shirt.

I watched the male look at Venus with a confused look before tilting his side to side. "kind of..well..no he does..it's just in some peoples cases..not more then the car."

"Well..what about yours?"

"Sometimes I like to think he does, but today..not as much as the car..I mean if he know there was a baby in the car, he wouldn't have been so reckless."

"I don't mind driving but what he did was suicide, you can't call that reckless when he could have murdered three people, this is why I say men shouldn't-"

"Cynthia."

The little one, or little bratty bitch as I like to call her finally opened her little mouth. "Men say the same thing about women you know. In that case…well…you shouldn't drive. Told you give mommy the keys."

"You know what you little b-"

Venus finally sighed and moved pushing me away from group. "Cynthia go get us a room-"

"No the fuck you don't, I will not be treated like the car killer, I will go get us a room only cause I want too."

I stomped away growling to myself on how to get rid of the car killer, as handsome as he is..he killed my fucking baby.

~Sam pov~

I looked at the one called Venus shaking my head. 'crap, the one day Cas decides to drop in and this happens.' They were definitely talking to him about this later, even if it was just him and Cas. I sighed to myself looking back over at the woman. "I'm so sorry ma'am, Deann just got spooked by something unexpected and it caused him to *sighs* I'm really sorry." I looked at the little one who was covered in pie. "well there's at least some hope for the dumb monkey, he hasn't noticed you're covered in pie."

Rhaia giggled as she looked up at me then looked down at herself. "Why?"She spoke sweetly before looking around and grabbing her finger and wiping her finger over herself before sticking her finger into her mouth with confused look of her face.

I shook i head and chuckled as he looked back at her with a slight smirk on my face. "Because Dean would find it a crime to waste pie, and cry. Ever heard of that saying of never cry of spilled milk. In dean's case he would cry over spilled pie."

Rhaia giggled as she looked at her mother. "Can we keep him?"

"Wait what?!" I heard the elder dark skinned woman

I shook my head trying not to laugh at the cute ones face. "I don't think dean would appreciate it little one."I spoke before looking back at the elder woman and shook my head. "Normally dean would be trying to look for a reason to get rid of me, and this..normally would be a good reason. But today because of the car..not this time..maybe next time."

"So there is next time? You heard that to momma." I spoke the child get excited really quickly and jump up happily. "You heard that too, right right momma?!"

"Rhaia there's a pie in the car."

"What car?"

"The car."

"What car?"

"Our-"

All I could see was a small trail of dust in the wake where there used to be a child and said child was in..her aunts car with a face of full of pie. Dean would be jealous..then again..taking pie from a baby..isn't the worst thing dean ever done..probably isn't a first for him either. "Does this happen often? The pies I mean."

Venus looked up at me and I could see her face have the most amused slight smile on her face. "Yup, say pie and where it is..and for some reason have to clarify it…then..yeah it happens..a lot."she spoke to me as she continued to wipe herself off.

"Oh…I get so she's just as bad as dean when the car..oh hm..sorry when his car is mentioned."

"He's just as bad with the car as she is then, really must love his car."

"More then people, if being in love with something other then something that can return your feels was possible, then yes..that's dean with his car. If that's what your asking."

"Huh.." Venus scratched at the back of her head."…There's another one in the world…joy…"she spoke to herself.

Rhaia stuck her head out of the sun roof. "I'll say it for you"she spoke softly.

"No, you won't."

I shook my head and chuckled. "Then let me say it for you, fan-fucking-tastic. And no I'm not some weird mind reader or some freaky physic..I just know that look..cause I thought it too."

"See, Momma we should keep him, he thinks just like you."

"Rhaia..you do know..I know where all the pies are in the car, and I will keep them away from you."

The little one looked at her mother. "Okay..then where are the pies?"

"You won't tell me where the pies are."

"roll up the window Rhaia."

"No, then I won't be able to hear you."

I blinked as I tilted my head slightly. "Smart..kid? Does she have revelations like this all the time? Or is this a one time thing."

The dark skinned woman looked at me and blinked before holding up a finger. "One moment..please." She turned her back to me as she looked at her daughter and put a hand on her hip. "Rhaia, roll up your window now. Or I swear I shall create the worst heresy of all time..I will burn all the pies."

"How can your burn them if their already made? That means your stashing them, Now! Tell me where my pies are woman!"

"It's call overcooking them Rhaia, all I need is fire."

"Doesn't mean there not already made woman, or you wouldn't be taunting me with them, that means there fine and we don't have fire! Just an icy bitch."

"Whoa..language little one." I spoke trying hold in a slight chuckle, it was amusing seeing them going back and forth it was like looking in a mirror but twenty years difference.

"TELL ME WHERE MY PIES ARE WOMAN!"

Venus pulled a lighter from her pocket. "There's gas in the trunk Rhaia.

"Whoa lady..listen..We don't need roasted Rhaia. I is getting the damn car..just…put the fire down, I'm not the icy witch..I don't come back." Rhaia dived into the car and rolled her window.

Venus sighed as she turned back to me putting the lighter away. "So..sorry about that."

"Is it always like this?"

"N…Yeah, can't even lie yes it's always like this..normally shes better..but she did get shocked out of her nap."

I sighed and shook my head slowly. "I warned dean about that, waking up a woman..I told him it would bite him on the ass one day, he never believes me."

Venus tried to keep a straight face but I noticed the corner of her lips twitch up for a moment before folding her arms. "A..about this car incident." She spoke to me as she stood firm. "Cynthia is not going to let him get away with Th-….shit."

I blinked confused on why she said that before it dawned on me as well, We sent both the angry car lovers walking in the same direction, and most likely to the same hotel. "…shit."

Venus looked at me and sighed. "Realized it too?"she spoke softly and watched me with slight amusement.

"Yes I did."

~~Venus Pov~~

Shit..shit shit shit.

I left the frost demon go to get the hotel with the man who wrecked her car and…shit.

I could feel the small panic going into a affect, we weren't here to start anything we were leaving to go find another case in wisonsin. But nooo, that idiot to knock us off the road, damage her car and now we are stuck here with god knows what chasing us. Fuck!

I smiled at Sam slightly before swallowing momentarily thinking on my bluff from earlier. "Listen..how's this, we won't get the police involved if you pay for the hotel and the car repaint..I'm sure its just a little scratched..hell I'll pay for the car to be fixed and we can just tell her that we worked something out." I spoke trying to keep cool and watching him before looking over my shoulder to see Rhaia eating a pie before my eyes looked back at him. "Deal?" I spoke softly looking at him carefully.

I could see him contemplate the deal before a nod. "Deal."

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