Thursday
So far the Homestuck webcomic is going good, and we found out that the kid's name is John Egbert. I heard Jerry Piper say that if he went to this school, he would win Class Clown by a mile, and that was a really big shot.
Rowley still wouldn't read it, though. I've even bribed him with five dollars and a corn cob to read it, but he still wouldn't budge.
When I got home, Mom told me that we got an instant messaging service on the computer called "Pesterchum". Rodrick thought that was a really stupid name, but Mom told us that we would be sharing an account. That tipped off Rodrick more than me, and said, "Greg, it's all yours. I don't wanna know what you and your stupid friends get up to."
Fine by me.
But since Mom had set our account, we didn't even get to choose our name. so we're stuck with 'brotherlyKnowledge' for all time.
I guess I could try it out, anyway. When I got on, somebody started messaging me.
turntechGodhead [TG] began pestering brotherlyKnowledge [BK]
TG: sup
BK: Hello.
TG: why the fuck do you have such a retarded handle
BK: Hey, watch your profanity.
TG: oh sorry i didn't know that you were so sensitive
TG: its like a habit
BK: I've seen worse.
TG: i see
TG: anyways back to the original topic here
TG: what is with that handle
TG: did your guardian set it up or something
BK: You're right.
BK: She tries too hard, in my opinion.
TG: i gotta be lucky that my bro isnt that harsh
TG: hes like an older version of me
TG: except far more badass
BK: You're lucky.
BK: I have two brothers. The older one is an absolute moron and won't stop being such a pain.
BK: The younger one is treated like a prince and he gets everything, literally EVERYTHING he wants.
TG: damn
TG: i think your family has problems
BK: True. I feel like I'm the only normal one around here.
BK: In fact, I can hear my older brother coming upstairs from his basement now.
BK: Gotta go.
TG: good luck
brotherlyKnowledge [BK] ceased pestering turntechGodhead [TG]