Hmph. I think Zuko IS gay!
Zuko: I'M BAAAACK!
... I mean gay in a very good way... DON'T KILL ME!
Zuko: What's this you're writing... OH MY (INSERT DEITY OF CHOICE)! WHO GAVE THIS MADWOMAN MY DIARY?
Ayame: -whistling- What? I didn't do it.
Ziggy: Not me, but I wish I did...
Chazz: Would I ever help Mo?
Adam: I'm stuck in the medicine cabinet... HELP!
Zuko: That leaves... RICK!... RICHARD!
Rick: Yeah, I did it. YOU didn't bring me on your vacation...
Zuko: ... Oops. I'm sorry, Ricky.
AW! You two should kiss and make out!
Rick: ... Don't you mean kiss and make up?
No. No I don't.
Zuko: Hm, it's kinda good to be back and doing disclaimers.
Rick: We all missed you, Zuzu. Chazz was being such a pain while you were gone.
Zuko: Well, Mo does not own anything. Except this lovely CAN OF COKE!
(Begin Transmission)
Dear Diary,
Today, I met a girl. She dressed in leather and smelt like sake. I didn't like her, but Uncle seemed rather fond of her. He's a cradle robber from way back.
Also, I got some booty today. YOU HEAR ME OUT THERE? I'M NOT GAY AFTER ALL!
... Icky! I have to go wash my hands! THEY ARE DIRTY!
Luv,
Zuko Teh l33t Overlord
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Dear Diary,
SHIP GO BOOM! YAY!
Anyways, I'm in hiding on Zhao's ship. Did you know that there's Bingo on Fridays? And weekly mixers? Damn, maybe that's why my crew left so willingly...
AND I HAVE DENTAL NOW! Life is getting very good for Zuko!...
I was thinking of dying my hair red and renaming myself again. Hitokiri Battosai. Sounds nifty, eh?
-Heart- -Heart- -Heart- Luv -Heart- -Heart- -Heart-,
Zuzu .
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Dear Diary,
Ding Dong, Zhao is dead.
Which old Zhao? The wicked Zhao.
Ding dong the wicked Zhao is DEAD!
Incase you are stuuuupid, Zhao died today. Which makes me a very happy Hitokiri Battosai. Also, there was this pretty girl with white hair. Meow, she could join the Brothel of Zuko anytime!
Well, I guess I'll just float here with Uncle for a bit...
Wuvvels,
Zuzu
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Dear Fred,
Azula came to visit today. She said I could come home. It may of seemed like I believed her, but it was all a DIABOLICAL PLOT! TO GET BACK MISTER MITTENS, MY STUFFED POODLE!
Oh, how well my plan worked.
After I had finished running for my life, I cut off my hair, giving myself a nice little hair yarmulka. It sort of explains my choice of song in one of my earlier entries...
I wonder what Azula be plotting...
HUGGLES,
Zuzu (Totally manly nickname)
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Dear Diary,
OH MY DEITY! Damn... Ladies and gents, we have a new arrival at the Brothel of Zuko!
SONG! Which reminds me of SONG LEE; The totally hot Asian babe from the Horrible Harry series. Hm, I miss books like that. Daddy burned all of my good books and made me read books about HORROR and DEATH!
Some were ok, but others made me cry.
OXXO,
Zuko
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Dear Diary,
Do you think I'd have a smaller fanbase if I had a large neon green afro? I'm starting to tire of these mobs of teenage girls who want to make love to me constantly...
I'm not gay.
-heart-,
Ecnirp Okuz
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Dear Diary,
Stealing from innocent people is fun.
OH NOES! Uncle found out my EVIL PLOT TO STEAL CRAP! Well, time to drop the old guy...
Finally, I'm on my own. All by myself... No. More. Singing.
Ever.
Luv,
Zuko
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Dear Diary,
I met a little boy today. He was cool, until you know... He started to hate me... Why, I ask you? It's not like I'm any different from him?
I AM NOT A MONSTER! I AM A HUMAN BEING! A MAD SEXY HUMAN BEING, BUT A HUMAN BEING NONE THE LESS!
Hm, can you add a male to a brothel if you're not gay...
Not Gay,
Zuko
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Dear Diary,
You know who's gay? Haru's gay. I'm not. He is.
Learn it. Live it. Deal with it.
Wuv,
Zuzu
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Dear Diary,
Greeeaaaat. I leave Uncle alone for a FEW EPISODES, and he goes and nearly dies? I mean, WTF mate? And since when did Azula learn how to pull a Houdini?
WHO THE HELL IS THAT BLIND GIRL? WHAT THE HELL AM I MISSING?
ARGH,
Zuko
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Dear Diary,
It's fun to stand on a mountaintop and emo. Passes the time real good.
But honestly, who gives a crap about the other nations? Hell, I'll go make my OWN NATION!
It will be called Zuko World, where all your dreams can come true! And there will be no mean sisters, abusive daddies, air head Avatars, ungrateful citizens, evil wenches, or glomping fangirls! It will be... paradise...
Oh, and no jackass bratty kids who happen to be called Lee. They can all go to HELL!
Very Angsty and Emo,
Zuko
p.s: I'm going to go fine Lee's brother. Then I'm gonna stab him with Stabby, the stabbing fork. It'll feel real good and my soul will be at rest.
p.s: I'm hot. Real hot. I LOVE ME! In fact, I'm gonna go hug myself! And then I'm gonna buy a snow cone!