Disclaimer:… whatever just READ! (BTW, In my fanfiction, Thunder likes theater, but he is NOT gay."

This chapter is dedicated to Marian Bloodmoon and all of her friends because she likes these two a lot.:)

Thunder walked in to the empty living area and grinned. He stalked to the book shelve and took down a pink book with a glittery title. He sat down on the couch and flipped through the pages.

"Aah, an afternoon alone with my favorite book, "Broadway Musicals of the 1940s."!" He sighed happily. "No roommates or brother to bother me! How could it get any better than this?"

Lightning waltzed in. "Oh, hi Thunder!"

Thunder shut the book. "Hi Lightning." He muttered.Lightning took a soda from the refridgator.

"Hey Thunder, you'll never guess what happened to me on the subway this morning." He opened the can, and took a sip. "This guy was smiling at me and talking to me."

"That's very interesting." Thunder said bluntly and Lightning continued to chug.
Lightning finished his soda, crushed it on his head, and tossed it in the trash can, missing.

"He was being real friendly, and I think he was coming on to me. I think he might've thought I was gay!"

Thunder paused then coughed, flustered. "Ahem, so, uh, why are you telling me this? Why should I care? I don't care!" Thunder put on a huge, fake smile. "What did you have for lunch today?"

"Oh, you don't have to get all defensive about it, Thunder…"

Thunder's face got went red with anger. "I'm NOT getting defensive! What do I care about some gay guy you met, okay? I'm trying to read!" He opened the book and began reading again.

"Oh, I didn't mean anything by it, Thunder." He said, staring at the book cover. "I just think it's something we should be able to talk about."

"I don't want to talk about it, Lightning!" Thunder snapped. "This conversation is over!"

"Yeah, but..."

"OV! ER!" Thunder's cry was followed by a long silence.

In this silence, Lightning stuck his finger in his ear, took it out, looked at the ear wax, sniffed it and then flicked it away.

"Well, okay," Lightning shrugged "But just so you know…" He grabbed his trusty top hat and cane and began to dance.

"IF YOU WERE GAYTHAT'D BE OKAY.
I MEAN 'CAUSE, HEY,
I'D LIKE YOU ANYWAY." He did a split.

"BECAUSE YOU SEE,IF IT WERE MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!I WOULD FEEL FREE
TO SAY THAT I WAS GAY
(BUT I'M NOT GAY.)"

"Lightning, please! I am trying to read..." Thunder looked back at his book, then back at Lightning that was staring at him. "WHAT?"

"IF YOU WERE QUEER…" Lightning began to do a few jazz moves."LIGHTNING!"

"I'D STILL BE HERE…."

"LIGHTNING! I'm trying to read this book!"

"YEAR AFTER YEAR…"

"COME ON!"

"BECAUSE YOU'RE MY BROTHER DEAR! " Lightning hugged Thunder

"Argh!" Thunder pushed him away.

"AND I KNOW THAT YOU…"

"What?"

"WOULD ACCEPT ME TOO!"

"I would?" Thunder huffed.

"IF I TOLD YOU TODAY, "HEY! GUESS WHAT,
I'M GAY!"
(BUT I'M NOT GAY.)" He grabbed a pretty girl and held her as she smiled.

"RRRRrrrr…" Thunder growled.

"I'M HAPPY
JUST BEING WITH YOU."

"High Button Shoes, Pal Joey..." Thunder muttered.

"SO WHAT SHOULD ITMATTER TO ME
WHAT YOU DO IN BED
WITH GUYS?"

"LIGHTNING THAT IS GROSS!"

"No it's not! IF YOU WERE GAY I'D SHOUT HOORAY!" Lightning did a ballet leap.

"I am not listening!" Thunder covered his ears.

"AND HERE I'D STAY…." Lightning sang

"La la la la la!" Thunder shouted

"BUT I WOULDN'T GETIN YOUR WAY."

"Aaaah!"

"YOU CAN COUNT ON ME
TO ALWAYS BE
BESIDE YOU EVERY DAY,
TO TELL YOU IT'S OKAY,
YOU WERE JUST BORN
THAT WAY,
AND, AS THEY SAY,
IT'S IN YOUR DNA,
YOU'RE GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYY!"

"BUT I'M NOT GAY!" Thunder screamed.

"If you were gay." Lightning bowed to the audience as they threw roses and teddy bears to him.

"Argh!" Thunder screamed as Adriane and Lukane walked in. Both realizing this, the brothers froze, and a rose fell out of Lightning's hair.

"PFFT! Twins." Adriane stuck her nose in the air and walked to her room snobbishly with Lukane.

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