CROSS CANON
(Phase I:vow of destiny)
DISCLAIMER:I don't own any of these characters.
they alll belong totheir respective creators like Kubo Tite and Kagami Yoshimizu.
~EPISODE 1A:Bleach Days ~
LEGEND:
[………]=action
(Anything in italic or inside parenthesis)=thoughts/narration
My name's Ichigo Kurosaki,16 years old and currently a senior at my school.
I have bright orange hair and some idiots at my school isn't too crazy about my hair color and tries to beat the hell out of me,only to have their asses kicked since those cowards can't even take me on without many of them ganging up on me.
I thought that my life would just forever go around and around this cycle-wake up,eat,take a shower,go to school,beat up idots,go home,take another shower,eat,sleep then cycle replay.
Everything changed with the arrival of a weird girl called Rukia Kuchiki who expresses her views by drawing and me being her "substitute" shinigami/soul reaper.
I guess everything started from meeting Rukia-from that day on I'm not only a bastard who goes around kicking people's asses from making fun of my hair but I now kick friggin' hollows' asses too.
Things took a turn from "exciting yet troublesome lifestyle" to "dangerous AND hectic lifestyle" after getting involved with that son of a b****h Aizen and his Arrancar.
I didn't even know how though,but now everything's finished.
I got through the drama,blood and conflict despite still having a few deep wounds and broken bones as "souvenirs" from the battle that occurred just last year.
Now…everything's peaceful….
Peaceful……
Peaceful……..
………………………..
But,no matter what anyone says-I guess my body which has been battered and tossed by swords and magic,probably still can't accept this peaceful lifestyle.
Sigh…I'm talking to myself again-this isn't a good sign…
Yuzu:C'mon oniichan,let's get going!
Karin:Geez,you're so slow!
Ichigo:Yeah Yeah fine,coming…
Isshin:Realllyyy….such a fine day to go for a trip to another country right?
Ichigo:[glances at the foggy and rainy weather outside]Really?
Isshin:[looks at his son with annoyance]Geez you're such a lightweight!We should party all the way now that everything's all done with!
Ichigo:Fine,fine….let's just get going[gets inside the airplane]
Yep,my dad suggested going to another country for some fun and relaxation despite my warnings that we're in for a rough ride because of the stormy weather.
But of course the knucklehead took no notice of that.
I didn't want to say anymore and waste my time persuading him so I decided to leave it be.
That was my biggest mistake…..
A Few Hours Later at the airplane:
Stewardess:Emergency!Emergency everyone!One of our engines had been shot by lightning!
Yuzu:eehhh??!!!
Karin:Y-You've got to be kidding!An engine shot down by lightning??!!! Does that even happen on real life??!!
Stewardess:Please don't panic,even if we are to make an emergency crash landing,rest assured..you won't be harmed!
Ichigo:F*ck!This is the reason why I'm against this!
Isshin:What a mess huh?
Ichigo:WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT OLD MAN??!!THAT"S WHY I TOLD YOU WE SHOULDN"T GO TODAY!!!
Isshin:IS THAT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR OLD MAN YOU BASTARD??!! WANT A KNUCKLE SANDWICH?
Ichigo:Fine,BRING IT ON!
Yuzu:Oniichan,Otosan please stop fighting!
Karin:CAN'T ALL OF YOU JUST SHUT UP AND SIT DOWN! WE'RE FALLINGGGG!!!!!!!!!
Just as the stewardess said,the pilot made an emergency crash landing.
The screams of the other passengers filled my ears then suddenly…everything went black.
Ichigo:W-What the…………
I was falling into nothingness-an eternal space of darkness,all I see is a complete blur.
It feels like the darkness is eating into me,an overwhelming feeling of helplessness and despair.
Is this what everyone feels when they die?
Am I…really dying?
Ichigo:…………………..
My senses all went numb….even my thoughts seem to fade away into the eternal void of nothingness.
Then……….
????????:HEY!Wake up!
Ichigo:Huh……Zangetsu?...
Zangetsu:C'mon you lazy dog!wake up!This would be a piece of cake after everything you've been through right?
Ichigo…Yeah….
I tried with all my might to open my eyes and finally,I felt my feet touch the ground.
Ichigo:[looks around his surroundings]Where am I..??...[snaps out of his short "hangover"]HEY!Karin!Yuzu!Old man!!OI!!!where are you??!!
Nothing responds to my call except silence itself and the innocent cherry blossom petals slowly falling from the trees.
Ichigo:How weird……now I know why they say "Be careful for what you wish for"-Looks like my small wish of ending the boring life I once had finally happened.
I started walking towards an urban area,trying to find traces of my family,the airplane…even the passengers whom I don't even know.
I decided to ask a few people about it but not even one of them had seen anyone who at least resembles my family members' physical characteristics.
Oh,yeah also- nobody in this unfamiliar place had seen an airplane crash near here.
Ichigo:Geez……where the friggin hell am I?![turns around to look at the shops' signs lined up face to face]It's…all in English…
Great!I'm not dead..I'm dreaming!
Ichigo:[pinches himself]....ow….it hurts…it hurts too much to be a dream..
Well,on a positive note-at least something interesting happened.
……………………………………………………………………..
GEEZ!What the friggin hell am I talking about!I don't have time for this shit,I need to find my old man,Karin and Yuzu then get out of this weird place!
Not giving up,I ask people around once again,with no success.
By the time I gave up it's already nighttime.
Ichigo:…..and so…..I don't have anywhere I can sleep in tonight….. [sighs]just what king of predicament did I get myself into…GAH!!! [hits himself]How many times do I have to tell myself to stop TALKING to myself??!!!..................damn-I just spoke to myself…again...
Eventually sleep overcomes me and I sit down on a bench.A few minutes later I'm already asleep.
Ichigo:Zzzzzzz……..
??????:HEY!!WAKE UP![punches Ichigo]
Ichigo:OW!what the heck…[looks up at a pretty brunette girl wearing an orange headband with twin ribbons looking at him with an irritated expression]
??????:Are you just going to sleep out here?
Ichigo:[smirks]What?You got a problem with that?
??????:Of course I have!I'm going to have a club meeting right here tomorrow,and you'll be in the way sleeping here.
Ichigo:(What a selfish girl…)Whatever, I don't give a shit about your problems.[lies down again on the bench and turns away from the irritated girl]
??????:Hmph![punches Ichigo again]
Ichigo:OW!HEY!
??????:You can't sleep here!Go home and sleep!
Ichigo:I DON"T HAVE A HOME!
??????:Huh?
Ichigo:Why do you think I'm here sleeping on this uncomfortable bench anyway?To make friends with the cicadas?!
??????:Oh…..
Ichigo:So please leave me alone I have enough to worry about already!
??????:[looks at Ichigo with pity]
Ichigo:(what's with that pitying look…)
?????:Wait,REALLLLYYYY?????!!!!!!!
Ichigo:[covers his ears because of the girl's loud yell]
????:Wh-What is it Haruhi-chan?I heard you all the way from the grocery!
I blinked at the newcomer.
In contrast to the noisy and selfish yet pretty girl called Haruhi,a proper adjective for the tan-haired girl who just arrived would be cute.
Her cherry blossom headband perfectly emphasizes her Lolita charm.
Though she looks like an average girl,I can't help feeling a mysterious yet powerful aura emanating from her.
Haruhi:Oh,hey there Nina-chan!Look! I found someone who is homeless and probably had run away from home!
Nina:Hoehh???!!!Really?!
Ichigo:(This Haruhi girl is really rude…)
Nina:But,you know Haruhi-chan we shouldn't bother him anymore he probably has more problems of his own.
Ichigo:(Finally!Someone understands!)
Haruhi:Well I can't have him sleeping in here!I'm going to have a club meeting tomorrow it would be a big bother if that thing's in here!
Ichigo:(It?!What the f**k…I think I sort of want to punch her now)
Nina:um…if it's ok with you-[looks at Ichigo]why not stay at my house?
Haruhi:Hey,great idea!
Ichigo:Wait,seriously?
Nina:Sure,if you don't……mind that is…
This Nina girl is really kind and understanding!Quite a big difference from that Haruhi girl…
Ichigo:Don't worry,I got no problem with that.
Nina:Alright,now that it's decided-let's get going![runs ahead of Ichigo and Haruhi]
Haruhi:[turns to Ichigo]Hey,what's your name?
Ichigo:…Ichigo,Ichigo Kurosaki.
Haruhi:Are you from around here?
Ichigo:Well,no…
Haruhi:By the way,I'm Haruhi Suzumiya!Supreme leader of the SOS Brigade!
Ichigo:SO-what?
Haruhi:SOS BRIGADE! SAVE our world by OVERLOADING it with fun SUZUMIYA Haruhi's brigade.
Ichigo:O-k…….weirdness level has definitely gone off the charts.
Haruhi:C'mon let's go we don't have all day!Nina's already ahead of us![starts to drag Ichigo]
Ichigo:H-Hey!You don't need to drag!I can walk!
Haruhi:Walk?!Are you kidding me?!We're going to run so get your ass up!
Ichigo:[sighs]
Even if she said that we're going to run,she basically drags me all the way to Nina's house.
And so-after being hit by light posts,bitten by runaway dogs and almost being mauled over by a truck because of Haruhi's dragging,we finally arrived.
Ichigo:I..I'm going to die…[all bruised up from the damage he took]
Haruhi:You are seriously out of shape!It's only a few kilometers of jogging with some MINOR obstacles,just think of it as an obstacle course!
Ichigo:……Please……tell………my……family……I've……always……loved………them……
Then I die from dog bites,a near death experience,being battered by light posts and over exhaustion.
THE END
Haruhi:[kicks Ichigo]What the hell are you talking about?You look fine!Now,let's go!
Ichigo:[secretly hoping that Haruhi turns into a boy so that he could punch her]
??????:Oh,Suzumiya-san!Why are you up so late?
Ichigo:Huh?
I turn to look at a brunette boy about my age wearing a school uniform identical to Haruhi's.
Haruhi:uh,Koizumi Itsuki-kun!What are you doing so late?
Itsuki:I like taking walks at this time of the day.
Ichigo:[looks up at the moon](Is this what you call a DAY?)
Itsuki:[notices Ichigo]
Ichigo:(W-What's with that smile?Is he always smiling like that?)
Haruhi:Oh him,he's going to be my slave!His name is Ichigo Kurosaki.
Ichigo:HAHA!Good one Haruhi!
Haruhi:Huh?What are you talking about?I'm not joking……
Ichigo:Hey!I'm not some slave of anyone!
Itsuki;[nods to Ichigo]Nice to meet you Kurosaki-san.I hope we get along well.[turns away then leaves]
Ichigo:(Get along?uh....thanks but no thanks your smile creeps me out.)
Nina:Hey guys!C'mon![waving from her house's location which is a few blocks away]
Haruhi:C'mon!Are you coming in or not?![runs ahead of Ichigo]
Ichigo:[muttering to himself] She treats it like it's her own house……I really wonder how Nina puts up with her.
At Nina's House:
Ichigo:[looks around]whoa……Nina's house is pretty big……
Nina:[turns to Ichigo]So what do you want to eat um……
Haruhi:Ichigo Kurosaki,he's my slave.
Ichigo:I'm not your friggin slave!
Nina:EEHHHH??!!Kurosaki-kun is Haruhi-chan's slave??!!Can't believe it nanodesu!
Ichigo:Stop believing everything she says!
Nina:[looks inside the refrigerator]um-uguuu……
Ichigo:[raises a brow](uguu..??)
Nina:ehehehe……looks like I'm out of food……[turns to Ichigo]I'm sorry Kurosaki-kun-well uh……you…see-I'm supposed to shop for groceries a little while ago but then Haruhi-chan yelled and I thought something happened to her so I-
Ichigo:Don't sweat it,I'm already staying here for free it would be pretty rude for me to ask for more.
Nina:But……what will you eat Kurosaki-kun?You'll starve……
Ichigo:[stomach rumbles][anime sweatdrop]………
Nina:[anime sweatdrop]um……
Haruhi:You're hungry?Don't worry!I've got some food back at my house!
Ichigo:Just how far is your house?
Haruhi:A few blocks from here-just wait a sec![runs outside]
Ichigo:Geez……that crack head's nuttier than Rukia…
Nina:um…
Ichigo:Yeah?
Nina:please…don't tell Haruhi-chan about the plane crash or anything concerning the world you were once in.
Ichigo:[startled]What?How do you know that…?
Nina:I'll tell you tomorrow once Haruhi-chan is-
Haruhi:I'm BA-ACK!I brought some ramen for you two!
Nina:Oh that's ok,I already ate.
Ichigo:Ramen's fine,some milk too if it's okay.
Haruhi:Alright here it is[hands over milk and ramen to Ichigo]
Ichigo:[takes the milk and ramen]Oh,thanks.[looks over at Nina]
She seems to know something all about these like it's going to be a long day tomorrow.
Haruhi:[looking at Ichigo with a smiling face]
Ichigo:(There's something very suspicious about her smiling face)
Haruhi:You said…you're not from around here…right?
Ichigo:Yeah…
Haruhi:Ha!
Nina:[startled]Wah!
Ichigo:[spilled his milk all over himself because of Haruhi's sudden outburst]
Haruhi:Do you know anybody called Ryoko Asakura?
Ichigo:Huh?(It feels like I'm being interrogated for a crime I didn't commit)Huh?NO!I don't know anyone like that!
Haruhi:[looks disappointed]well…are you involved in any secret organizations?Are you secretly a time traveler/alien/esper/slider?Are you from a different time plane/world/dimension???!!
Ichigo:(feels like a police is using a machine gun on me,with words as the bullets)NO…I'm just here to……transfer schools.
Haruhi:[looks really disappointed but asks another question anyway]Do you know anyone called Sora?
Nina:[chokes on a piece of pocky stick she's been nibbling]
Ichigo:[patting Nina's back]Hey,hey easy……
Nina:[smiles sheepishly at Ichigo]Thank you…
Haruhi:[looks at Nina in a suspicious way]Do you know anybody with that name Nina-chan?!
Nina:[panicking]NO!NO!I uh…don't know this Sora person!
Haruhi:He has spiky hair-
Nina:[pokes Ichigo's hair]
Haruhi:WAY SPIKIER,and he's a brunette not an orange-haired idiot.
Ichigo:[muttering]Sorry for being an idiot……
Haruhi:Also,he wears black clothes,brings an oversized key with him always and his companions are a talking duck wearing blue clothes and a tall dog with big eyes.
Ichigo:………Is she broken?.....
Nina :[anime sweatdrop]No she's fine
Haruhi:[anime vein pops out]NO!!!!!I'm telling you the truth!
Nina:Well,maybe they were just cosplayers mii~
Haruhi:M-Maybe……[looks more disappointed than she once was]Anyway!Get lots of sleep you two!We're going to do lots of things tomorrow![slams the door shut as she leaves]
Ichigo:[turns to Nina]About what you said earlier………
Nina:Let's talk about it tomorrow,let's just get some sleep![yawn] I'm so sleeppyy..mii~
Ichigo:Alright,let's talk about it tomorrow.
Nina:Follow me please-[goes to the second floor]
At the second floor of Nina's house:
Nina;[points to a room at the far end of the hall]There's our extra room-turn on the air-conditioning unit if you want.
Ichigo:Thanks for everything and-sorry for the trouble.
Nina:[gives a big smile]Don't worry about that nipah~
Ichigo:Yeah well,good night
Nina:Good night[enters her room than locks the door]
??????:Well,well!Looks like you've triggered lots of "flags" in just one day!
Nina:Konata……
A blue,long haired girl then appears before Nina-her eyes a brilliant emerald complementing her lazy smile.
Konata:You found him without even exerting much effort huh?
Nina:uh-huh……geez,is that Sora REALLY the keyblade master? He's too carefree……Haruhi saw him!
Konata:If it's Haruhi then that's not good.
Nina:Good thing she agreed that the Sora she saw is probably some cosplayer.
Konata:Anyway,good thing we found him easily right?
Nina:Uh-huh
The first master……
NOTES:hehe,told you that random people from different games and anime would show up right? ^_^
As of late-it's only Ichigo of Bleach,Nina of Ultra Maniac and Haruhi of Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya were given the spotlight.
More of them is coming so please continue to review!Oh yeah,sorry for not having enough dissidia stuff here yet but it will come up soon promise!
PS:Konata and Nina's roles here are quite similar to Hanyuu and Rika's roles in Higurashi no Naku Koro ni.