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Cosmo started blankly at the riddle, his brain throbbing due to all the thinking he was doing, which wasn't that much, but it was a lot for cosmo. He managed to get out of the trance when the doorbell rung. Cosmo heard someone whistling the tune called "oh Britannia!" he opened the door to find his counterpart standing in the doorway, rocking back and forth on the balls of his feet.
"Ah! Hello cosmo! Jolly good day isn't it?" anti-cosmo said with his trade mark evil grin. Cosmo blinked.
"How the hecks are you here?" he questioned, anti-cosmo sighed.
"I wanted too ask you a question." Cosmo gulped, he had borrowed his lawn mower last year and he had forgotten to bring it back because it had been blown up by him.
"Um...if you're asking about the lawn mower, well I..." he nervously stammered
"What lawn mower?"
"Never mind! What was that question you wanted to ask me?"
"Oh, yes that's right, the question." He wiped his monocle with a cloth from his pocket "did you get a letter this morning saying that your wife has been kidnapped?"
"Yes… why?"
"I got one too, I thought it was junk mail at first… did you find out the clue?" cosmo looked blankly at him
"It's Japan isn't it?" Anti-cosmo tutted. Cosmo looked down at his feet.
"It's Britain you bumbling idiot! I love Britain! It looks like, my dim-witted counterpart, that where taking a-a- oh what ever you Americans call them..."
"Road trip" cosmo corrected him. Anti-cosmo clicked his fingers.
"That's the one, a road trip, to save our wives! What you say cosmo?" cosmo looked down at his feet again and sighed.
"Wanda and I have split up…" tears started to form in cosmos eyes. Anti-cosmo patted his arm.
"Don't worry, anti-Wanda and I always used too argue all the time!"
Flashback
"WHY YOU BRITISH POSH BOY SMART-THING!" anti-Wanda screamed while throwing the good china at anti-cosmo, who had set up a trench between the sofa and the armchair.
"Fire at will!" anti-cosmo muttered "now-honey, what did we say about the good china? No throwing it… and we both agreed that we use teddy bears to throw instead, so why don't you put the china down and DON'T USE THE FLAME THROWER!"
Anti-wanda, somehow had found a magical flame thrower in the house, anti-cosmo managed to escape, but his bowler hat however, didn't make it, it was a crisp pancake. Anti-cosmo placed it in the palm of his hand and started sobbing.
"Uh... What's happened?" anti-Wanda looked around, there was total destruction. Who caused this, she did not know. She poofed up a dust pan and brush and handed it anti-cosmo, who glared after her.
End flashback
"wow." Cosmo blinked at anti-cosmo. Anti-cosmo smiled and looked at his pocket watch.
"Listen, we need to go to Britain, Wanda and anti-Wanda are located there, where? You say? I cannot tell, there maybe clues to where there hiding. Cosmo? Cosmo? COSMO!" cosmo jumped, he had been sleeping all the way through anti-cosmos speech.
"Honestly, no-wonder Wanda left you!" anti-cosmo said harshly. Cosmo sobbed.
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well, I managed too drag myself to do this chapter, that darn writers block will not get me! YOU HEAR ME WRITERS BLOCK! YOU WILL NOT GET ME!
anti-cosmo: ...
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