HeartBreak: The Sequal to Naked as a Jaybird

Chapter 2: Ghostly Advice

A/N: No one could guess who? Seriously? Aww man! And don't worry, I'm just remaking Mari Midnight. So you'll see it soon!

He flew into the ghost zone, he was getting girl help, and he knew exactly who to get it from, even if it would cost him. . .He kept going until he arrived at a large island, with a jungle like scenery, in other words, Skulker and Ember. He knocked on the door and naearly got his head chopped of by a boobie trap. "Man, I must really be getting low huh?"

"Talking to yourself again ey ghost child?" Skulker said with a grin. "And how dare you show up at MY domain."

"This is our house dipstick, who's at the doo- Phantom?"

Danny nervously rubbed the back of his neck. "I uh, need help?"

Skulker laughed in his face and closed the door, but Danny stuck his foot in the doorway.

"Not that type of help, girl help!"

Once again, Skulker and Ember laughed him out of the island. Danny narrowed his eyes, and shot an icebeam towards their house, which froze it solid. "Atleast they won't be getting out very soon." He muttered. And then it hit him, Johnny! A bright black door with a bike symbol on it, stood, er floated in front of him. He phased inside.

"If I've told you people once, I've told you twice, I don't want to be your friend Clember!"

"Be my friend!" Clember was chasing Johnny around his house, er door thingy place. Danny shot another ice ray towards Clember and froze him solid.

"Uh, dude, thankyou much?" Danny laughed.

"Phantom? Look man, I haven't been after your hot sister ok! I sware."

"That's not what I'm here for, I need girl advice."

Johnny stared at him and chuckled. "I can see why, I mean where'd you get that hair from, 1837?"

"What's wrong with my hair?" He fingered his cow cru cut.

"And your threads are like way to simple."

"What? Are you sure changing the way I look will make Sam like me again?"

"Trust me, I am the world's expert on girls." He put an arm around Danny and led him to a hallway.

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Sam, Valerie, and Tucker were at Claire: In acronyms: Cool, lucky, awesome, independant, red, end. A goth store for boys. Sam walked inside and started fingering through some clothes, while Valerie and Tucker cowered in fear.

"Uh Sam, is that guy staring at us?" Valerie shrunk back.

"Yes."

Tucker jumped as someone appeared next to him. "Thats's it, I'm out." Tucker walked off to the PDA tech center.

"You gonna chicken out to Val?"

Valerie shook her head no, until that same guy started walking towards her. "Yeah!" She ran fast for a fat girl.

Sam sighed. What was wrong with Danny lately? Why was he so sad? Had she done something? Did I forget something? Oh my god, I really did shout at him though. She payed for his clothes and walked off to the CD store, The new Dumpty Humpty CD was out, number 2 on her present list.

Meanwhile, Maddie and Jack. . . .

"Ooh, fudge, can have some please??" He made an impressinve puppy dog pout.

"No! Look Jack we're here to buy a Danny Phantom cake remember!"

"Why can't it be a Jack Fenton cake?"

"Because you're not a super hero!" Maddie smiled, and grabbed the cake. Which had a picture of Danny's face on it, with a bunch of DP symbols around it. She through it in the cart and continued to look for items.

Back in the ghost zone. . . .

Danny was now dressed exactly like Johnny, he had a mowhawk, and he was wearing purple contacts?

"She'll love it!"

Danny hesitantly placed a finger to a spike in his hair. A small dot of blood started to rise. "Ugh, the things I do for love." Danny sighed and phased through the black door, heading for the Fenton Portal. . .

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At the party. . .

"Everybody ready?" Sam asked. "Ok, when he comes in we, jump out and tackle him, ok?"

"He's coming! Shh!" Valerie yelled. And everyone quieted down.

Danny's shape appered in the doorway, but people gasped at what they saw. .

A/N: Did Danny stick with the Johnny outfit? Or did he make an even BIGGER mistake? Review!