Celestia knocked on Twilight Sparkle's door. Spike opened it. "Oh, hi, princess. Are you here for Twilight? She's up in her room. She's actually writing you a scroll right now."

"Oh, is she now? I'll read it with her. Now you run along and have fun with… whoever it is you have fun with and… do whatever it is you do with whoever it is you do those things with… Bye." Celestia pushed Spike out and shut the door. She looked, psychotically, at the stairs leading up to Twilight's room. She dashed up the flight and slammed Twilight's door closed and locked all of the locks. Twilight jumped a foot and spilled her ink.

"Awww…"

"I'll buy you a gallon of ink! Now come here!"

"Princess? What are you…?"

"No talk time! Fuck time now!" She tackled Twilight.

It was 9:16 p.m. Time to lay down the sun and raise the moon. Celestia opened the castle door and sluggishly walked to her room.

"Guards! Clean up… all this sweat… immediately!" She plopped down onto her bed and breathed heavily. Luna walked in.

"Wow. Look at you."

"Be… quiet… Luna!" Celestia's bed sheets were already wet.

"I've already raised the moon. You must now lower the sun."

"Yeah… fine… whatever…" Her horn started to glow a foggy white.

"You were really goin' at it, huh?" She slowly nodded her head. The sun zigzagged into the horizon and disappeared. Celestia fell asleep.

Luna trotted back to her room to find that the sheet was still in the corner of the room. She took it, unfurled it and laid it on the bed. She took her crown and crest off and placed them on the table. "Oh, wait. We forgot to answer the fan mail!" She put her royal things back on and rushed into the mail room. She looked over at the 'Want to answer' section and pulled out a letter. "Wow. Big surprise! Another one for me!" She opened it and read it. "Dear Princess Luna, I wish for you to know that there are at least a thousand of us who wish to worship your plot."

"…Nope."

She threw the letter into the trash. She grabbed another one and opened it. "Luna, what would YOU do with the rule 63 gun?"

"Hmm." She grabbed the rule 63 gun out of Celestia's closet and shot her with it. "Wow." She tilted her head. "WOW." She tilted her head the other way. What Luna sees is that Celestia's rule 63'd penis is a peeled banana. Luna wrote it down on the paper and put it onto the website for the world to see. Luna snickered. She trotted by Celestia's room to find out that she never turned her back. "Oh yeah." She zapped him with the gun and put it back in the closet.

She went back to her room and took off her crown and crest again. She took off her shoes and got into bed. She drifted off when she heard a knock on the door. She opened the door with her magic and saw Derpy sitting in the doorway. "Derpy? What's wrong?" Derpy stood up.

"The muffin made my tummy hurt." Luna chuckled to herself.

"See? This is why I don't let you have those all the time."

"Can I sleep in here like last time?"

"Of course you can, Derpy." Luna pulled out the spare mattress out from under her bed and got some covers. "Just remember to aim for the bucket this time."

"O-tay!" Derpy hopped into the mattress. "Gunight, princess!"

"Night, Derpy." Luna rolled over and sighed. She started to fall asleep until she opened her eyes wide. "Oh, god, I forgot the bucket." Luna sat up and got a bucket from the under her bed. Derpy moaned. "Here it comes," Luna thought to herself. She got the bucket there just in time. Luna looked away while Derpy… you know. Luna waited until Derpy was finished. Luna got a cloth and a towel from her bathroom. She wiped Derpy's mouth and put the bucket in the sink. Without looking at it, of course.

"Tank you, princess!"

"You're very welcome." Derpy lay on her back while Luna rubbed her stomach. "Big muffin, small muffin, chocolate chip and bluuueberry. Soft muffin, crunchy muffin, little ball of dough…" Derpy started to snore softly. "It's amazing no matter how sick she is of muffins; thinking about them still puts her to sleep. Now that song is stuck in my head." Luna lay on her side, staring at the moon. "Hmm hmhm hmm hmhm. Hmm hm hm hm hmmm." Luna slowly drifted to sleep.

Celestia awoke with a start. It was 5:22 a.m. "Oy… time to raise the sun." She had a note on her pillow.

"Remember the bet." She raised the sun and walked toward Luna's room.

"Ohh, my back…" She opened Luna's door and saw Derpy in the mattress near the bathroom. "Damn it. I keep telling her not to give Derpy six-pound muffins!" She threw a pillow at Luna's face. She still had a scuff mark on her muzzle. The pillow collided with Luna's nose.

"Ah, hey! What?!"

"Time to lower the moon."

"Jeez, fine!" Luna lowered the moon and looked at Derpy, who was holding the extra pillow Luna gave her. "Oh, I'll let her sleep in."

Luna trotted out to the kitchen, where the royal staff was already making breakfast. Non-fat rye bread with a dab of butter with a little sugar and a bit of vanilla and non-fat chocolate milk with a hint of sugar and a teaspoon of whipped cream for Celestia, and waffles with juice for Luna. Luna plopped down onto the couch and grabbed the remote. She only had her crown and blue slippers on. Celestia sat on the couch next to her. Luna was flicking through channels rapidly. Celestia tried to follow along but couldn't.

"How can you read the channels that fast?"

"I dunno." She flicked to Fillies and Tiara's. Celestia looked at Luna.

"Ooh, can we watch this?!"

"No way." She flicked to Dragon Ball E. Goku was just about to punch Vegeta. Luna smiled and sat back. Celestia stared at the mindless violence.

"What in Equestria…Ooh, look at the pecks on the one with the spiky mane!"

"Ahem!"

"Oh, please! You never said anything about thinking it!"

"You cum anywhere, you lose."

"Fine!"

The two sisters finished their breakfast and went to their rooms. Sometimes Luna pondered on how few royal duties her sister did. Luna went onto her laptop and started to play Minecraft. Celestia just sat in her room.

"Hmm. Everything I ever did involved royal things or perverted things. Now I can't do either. Huh." She looked around. She looked out the window. It was pouring. She sighed heavily. She walked around her room. "Ooh, I know! I'll read these old magazines!" She pulled out a stack of magazines out from under her bed. "Ohh. It's these magazines…" She put them back under her bed. She lit the underside of the mattress with her horn and looked at all the sex toys, bondage straps, empty alcohol bottles and cans, dirty pictures, and jars of… certain liquids… She stood up straight and opened her closet. There were various body pillows, naughty outfits, more magazines, more sex toys, blow up dolls, dirty posters, dirty movies, and more jars of…certain liquids… "Wow. I DO have a problem."

Luna was an inch away from the computer screen. "Come on, come on! Die, Creeper, die! Come on! No, no! Go awayNODON'TBLOWUP! Awww… Man!" Celestia peeked into Luna's room. "Now I gotta put all this stuff back! … What do you want, sis?" Celestia walked in.

"Oh, nothing. I was just… seein' whatchoo were playin'…"

"Minecraft."

"Oh… 'Mine…Craft.' I remember the, uh, the question we got on that."

"Eeyup."

"So… can I, uh, watch you play?" Luna looked up.

"Uh, sure, I guess." Celestia lay down on the bed next to Luna. Luna looked at Celestia and then back at her game. The character collected all of the pieces that the green monster destroyed.

"So… what's this game about?"

"Uh, you… make… stuff."

"What?"

"You… mine materials to get materials. And… you use those materials to… make… stuff."

"Hmm. Sounds boring."

"Hey! This is a good game!"

"Okay! Okay." Celestia awkwardly watched Luna rebuild part of her character's house. "Everything's so… blocky."

"Yyyeah." Celestia sighed. She rested her head on a pillow. The time was 6:28 a.m. Luna kept looking back at Celestia. "Ahem… yeah. So…"

"Hey, Luna?"

"Hmm?"

"What do you do on a rainy day, besides video games?"

"I don't know… I usually either play games or watch PonyTube videos or..."

"PonyTube?"

"Yeah… It's the biggest collection of internet videos on the web. There are a bunch of categories like comedy, drama, movies…"

"So… they have any kind of video you can imagine?" Luna darted her eyes.

"I… guess."

"Even…?" Luna rested her eyelids.

"Oh yeah."

"Is there even anything like that on the internet?!"

"Of course there is."

"Why wasn't I told of this earlier?! Now we're on this stupid bet and I can't look up anything!"

Luna smiled. "You can do whatever you want. It's just at the expense of your rule for 2 whole weeks."

"Hmph." Celestia walked out of the room, grumbling.

"Tee, hee! I am so going to win this!" Derpy rolled over to her side. "Ooh… sorry!"

Luna continued to build her new house. "Oh no. What if she actually does it? What if I have to scrub floors for 2 weeks?!" Luna saved her game and shut her laptop. "I can't let that happen! I must act!" Luna grabbed her umbrella and ran out of the castle. She flew over to Rainbow Dash's house. She knocked on the door. No answer. She banged on the door. No answer. She slowly opened the door. Rainbow Dash was snoring away on the couch. There was a puddle of drool next to her face.

"…Ahem." Rainbow kept snoring. "…Ahem!" Rainbow rolled over. "Rrr… AHEM!" She lept off of her couch and screamed. She landed on her stomach.

"Hey! What's the big idea comin' into my house and… Princess Luna? Oh my god… I'm sorry!"

"It's fine. Look, you like pranks, right?" Rainbow Dash stood on her hind legs.

"Oh, yeah! I'm the prank queen of Equestria! Why? What do you need?"

Luna walked around her. "Oh nothing. I was just wondering if you'd help me 'prank' my sister!"

"Uh… Celestia? Is that a good idea?"

"Okay, I just need you to plan it out. I'll be the one pulling it off. If it works, you won't get any of the blame."

"Oh! What's the prank for?!" Luna explained the whole bet. "Ooohh… that's what the prank's for. So you just need her to do something dirty? Filly's play."

"Great! When should we get started?" Rainbow Dash looked down.

"Uh, can we do it tomorrow?" Luna's excited face disappeared.

"T-tomorrow?"

Rainbow looked up. "Yeah! Uh, y'know, I need to… uh think about how to do the prank, and, uh, it's… raining out, and the plants need rain, and…"

Luna looked outside. "Oh. Yeah. Okay. See you tomorrow afternoon!" Luna unfolded her umbrella and flew back to the castle. Rainbow Dash jumped back onto the couch and fell asleep.

Luna trotted into her room to see Derpy still asleep. She opened her laptop and continued her game.

Celestia sat on her bed and looked at one of her Twilight Sparkle pictures. She thought about what Luna said.

"Y'know… that was a cool laptop… Wait…Why does Luna have a laptop? I don't have a laptop! I want a laptop! I WANT A LAPTOP! GUARD!" Two guards pushed a smaller guard through the door.

"Uh, y-y-yes… p-princess?"

"GO OUT AND GET ME A LAPTOP! I WANT A PINK AND GOLD ONE! WITH SILVER KEYS AND SPARKLES! I WANT SPARKLES, DAMN IT!"

"Y-y-y-y-yes… p-p-p-princess!" The guard ran out of the room as fast as he could. "

God damn laptops… why are laptops existing?! They're useless! GUARD!"

A guard sashed into the room. "Y-y-you… ordered… for me, pr-pr-princess?"

"WHY DO LAPTOPS EXIST?! OUTLAW THEM! AT ONCE!"

"O-o-of course…y-your majesty…" The guard ran out of the room.

"AND NO RUNNING IN MY HALLS!" The guard halted and shimmed away. "God damn guards and their god damn hooves tracking down my god damn hallways…" The first guard slowly walked into the room.

"I-I-I have your l-l-laptop, princess."

"WHY DO YOU HAVE A LAPTOP?! LAPTOPS ARE ILLEGAL! GET INTO THE DUNGEON! NOW!"

"But- but- but"

"GUARDS! ARREST THIS PONY!" A guard grabbed the other.

"You'll be outta there in a couple days. Just hold on."

Luna walked in. "Good job, sis! You arrested one guard, got rid of the other one and made another one cry."

"IT IS NOT YOUR BUSINESS!" Luna drew back.

"Wow. You haven't used your Canterlot voice in a while. I'm impressed. It's better than ever."

A guard walked in. "Shall we outlaw her laptop too?"

Celestia smiled. "Nah, I like hers. Hers is pretty."

"You outlawed laptops?"

"They are useless and stupid!"

"What about yours? You use it to help yourself with the taxes. Everypony uses laptops to help themselves." Celestia stood up.

"Huh. Your right. Guard! Guard! Un-outlaw laptops! At once!"

"Yes, your majesty!" The guard walked out. Luna walked out as well. Celestia sat down and looked at her closet.

"I need to do something." Luna walked back in with a sparkly pink and gold laptop with silver keys.

"I believe this is yours?"

"Thanks Luny! You're such a good pony!"

"Luny?"

"OUT!" Luna walked out.

"Lun

Luna walked into her room. "Luny?" She sat down on her bed. "Luny?" Derpy yawned. Luna looked over at her. Derpy opened her eyes. Luna's own eyes widened. Derpy's eyes were straight. She stretched herself and stood.

"Good morning! Thank you, Luna, for letting me sleep in here after hurting my stomach last night. It was quite kind of you." Derpy started to make the bed. "This spare bed was quite comfortable." Luna's jaw and eyes were wide open and her pupils were tiny. Derpy looked over at her. "I-I apologize, do I have something in my teeth?" Luna continued to stare at her. "Luna? Have I done something to upset you?" Luna blinked her eyes a few times.

"Derpy… what happened to you?" Derpy walked over to her. "Whatever do you mean?"

"You… you're… civilized and… smart, and… not Derp- What happened?!"

Derpy frowned. "Censorship."

"Oh." They stared at each other. Luna looked away. "Ahem…" Luna focused her magic and quickly zapped Derpy. Derpy's eyes crossed yet again. "Derpy?"

"Hullo, Luny!"

"Whew! That was too weird… Luny?"

-Meanwhile in the nut house-

"I SAID I WANTED PEACHES! NOT PINEAPPLES! TO THE DUNGEON! ALL OF YOU!" Four guards walked away with their mouths wide open. "BUT LEAVE THE CAKE!" The guards put a giant white cake on the foot of Celestia's bed. She started to eat it vigorously. Luna could hear her all the way from her room.

"All this in only one morning?" She looked at the clock. 11:52 a.m. "*sigh* It's too early for this… but when she loses it's going to feel so good!" Luna walked around her room. "Now… what to do?" She thought it over. "Hmm. Well, the earlier she snaps the better. How do I do it, though?" She sat on her bed, her hoof on her chin. She looked at her laptop. "Hmmm…." She opened her laptop and started Minecraft once again. "Alright… start game… new world... Foolery…creative mode…" Luna went straight to work on her creation. Derpy hopped on the bed with her.

"Watcha craftin'?" Luna had taught Derpy all there is to know about Minecraft.

"Nothin' big. Just a little surprise for my dear sister…"

Celestia lay on her bed with her hooves crossed. "Stupid guards and servants…" She rolled over. "Can't do anything right…" She rolled over to the other side. "No more of them to put my hopes on…" She looked at the clock. It was 3:09 p.m. She looked out the window. It was still raining. "God damn it…" Luna trotted in. "For Equestria's sake, Luna! Could you please learn to knock?!"

"Tell me about it. Don't you hate it when ponies just burst through your door?"

"Oh, ha ha!"

"So! I have something that could maybe give you something to do all day!"

Luna grabbed Celestia's laptop. "What are you doing?" Luna lay down next to her.

"I am going to set you up with a Minecraft account!" Celestia rested her head.

"I told you that that game sounds boring to me!"

"But you've never actually played it. Ever think of that?" Celestia thought about it.

"Alright, fine. Just make it fast." After a minute Luna got the account set up.

"Alright, you're ready to play! I'll start you off in creative mode…" Luna explained the basics of creative mode: how to fly, how to pick your item, how to remove an item, how to place an item, and how to, y'know, actually walk around.

"Hm. Not as complex as I first thought."

"See? I'll be in my room. When you see the icon 'Join DarkPrincess114's world' click on it. You'll join one of my worlds."

"Okay! Um… coolio, bra!" Luna stepped out of the room.

"Never say that again." She closed the door. Luna hopped onto her bed. "Watch closely, Derpy! My plan will soon take effect!" She rubbed her hooves together.

"O-tay!" Derpy put her face on the screen. "Like dis?"

"Um… not that closely, Derpy." Derpy sat back down. Luna went into her world to find a giant statue of Twilight Sparkle in a sexy pose. "Y'know… now that I think about it… I just spent three hours on this. I'm so deleting this world when this is over with." Luna saw an icon appear. "BigSexy69 wants to join your world." Luna clicked on it. Celestia's character appeared in front of Luna's. She heard her sister's voice through her headset.

"All right I'm here… oh my gosh." Luna chuckled to herself as Celestia's character circled the giant statue.

"Feel like clopping yet?" There was a pause on the wire.

"You made a giant statue of a sexy mare. Wow. You really do have no life!"

"Excuse me?!"

'BigSexy69 has left your world.'

Luna stared at her screen. Derpy poked her shoulder. "Did da plan work?"

"N…no, Derpy. No it didn't. But why? Hold on… maybe she's clopping right now!" Luna sprinted toward Celestia's room. She burst through the door. "Aha!" Celestia looked at her. She had her laptop open and was still playing the game. "Ahem… never mind." Luna closed the door. She walked back into her room.

Derpy hopped up. "Was she doing da dirty?"

"N…no. She… she wasn't. But… why?" Derpy put her hoof on her chin.

"Maybe she has reform-ed."

"No… she couldn't have. Not after less than a day… could she? I have to be sure."

Later that night…

Luna slowly opened Celestia's door. She put one hoof in, being careful not to make any loud noises. She finally snuck her tail through the door. She lightly illuminated her horn. Celestia was on her side, snoozing away. Luna quietly and carefully opened her drawer to find a small monitor and a few cameras.

"Sometimes these really can come in handy," she whispered to herself. She took them out and slowly closed the drawer. She put one camera facing the bed on the ceiling. She turned it on and it beeped. Luna looked at Celestia. She rolled over. "Whew…" She slowly walked out of the room. She went into the bathroom and put a camera in there. She put one in her game room, in the living room, in her room, in the kitchen, and anywhere else she might be clopping. She even put one in Derpy's room. Luna went into her room, took off her crest, crown, and shoes, and laid down in her bed. She put the monitor on her night table. She looked at the various screens. Celestia was still sleeping, Derpy was sleeping and blowing spit bubbles, the game room was empty, the kitchen was empty, the bathrooms were empty, and the living room was empty. "Good…" Luna started to drift off to sleep.y?" She shut the door.