"Erza-neesama..." says Wendy.
"That skank!" says Lucy.
"What did you call her?" says Wendy while glaring at Lucy.
"She leaves me so she can have fun and I'm stuck with this creature we found on out doorstep thirteen years ago." says Lucy while completely ignoring Wendy.
"What did you call me?" asks Wendy.
"Tsk. Whatever." says Lucy. "So... Wendy. You wanna play Monoploy?" asks Lucy.
"No." says Wendy.
"C'mon. We can play Uno after." says Lucy.
"I said no." says Wendy.
"Fine. You're such a KJ." says Lucy while pouting.
"In that case, I will play ONE game with you." says Wendy.
"Okay! What should we play? Go fish? Snakes and ladders? Old maid?" asks Lucy.
"Chess." says Wendy.
"Chess?" says Lucy. "Okay, whatever you say..." says Lucy.
A few minuts later...
"Check mate." says Wendy. "I win."
"Urgh, fine. Hey, Erza's on a date right?" asks Lucy.
"Yes." says Wendy.
"With who?" asks Lucy.
"I dunno. I think his name was 'Gray'." says Wendy.
"I see... what if... it's more than a date? Then she goes home with him and..." says Lucy.
"And?" asks Wendy.
"And- wait, are you old enough for this?" asks Lucy.
"Beats me." says Wendy.
"Wendy, be prepared." says Lucy.
"For...?" asks Wendy.
"When Erza comes back... she may not be the same..." says Lucy.
"Huh? Eh?! What's gonna happen to her?" asks Wendy. Lucy didn't respond. "You fool! Answer me!" says Wendy while standing up with such force the chess pieces fall of the board.
"Erza... she's..." says Lucy when the someone knocks on the door.
"Hm? Who could that be?" asks Wnedy while walking towards the door.
"Sit down!" says Lucy while pulling Wendy's foot she lands face first on the floor.
"Fm Fss." says Wendy.
"What?" asks Lucy.
"I said, DUMBA-!" shouts Wendy Lucy then covers her mouth.
"Shut yourself! You'll never know who that could be... it could be someone attempting rape, homicide, or worse..." says Lucy.
"Or it could be Erza-neesama." says Wendy.
"No. it hasn't been an hour. There is no way Erza will be home yet. Stay here." says Lucy while walking towards the door. She then opens it and...
"HEY! WHAT'S UP-?!"
"KYAAAAAAAA!" shout Lucy while slamming the door on their faces. Lucy then runs back to Wendy.
"Well?" asks Wendy.
"There are two strange dudes outside! One has spiky pink hair and the other one looks like he's your age." says Lucy.
"Let me see..." says Wendy while walking towards the door.
"No!" shout Lucy. Too late.
"Yes?" says Wendy while opening the door.
"Hi. I'm Natsu, this is my brother Romeo." says Natsu.
"Hello." says Wendy. "What do you want?" asks Wendy.
"Well, our Gray-niisan went out with friends. And he is the boyfriend of your sister, Erza... so they said we should hang. You, me, Natsu and that blonde girl." says Romeo.
"B-b-b-b-boyfriend?" asks Wendy.
"Yeah, didn't Erza tell you?" asks Natsu.
"Erza-neesama..." says Wendy.
"Come in." says Lucy. The four then gather aroung the table. "So... you guys have the same age gap as Erza, Wendy and I, huh?" asks Lucy.
"Yup," says Natsu. "Gray said we might get along." says Natsu.
"I see..." says Lucy. "So, what do you guys wanna do?" asks Lucy.
"Anything , really." says Natsu.
"How about scary stories?" suggests Romeo.
"Okay! Sounds great." says Lucy. "Wendy?" asks Lucy.
"Erza-neesama's boyfriend..." mumbles Wendy. Erza-neesama has a boyfriend? Why hasn't she told us? So Natsu and Romeo are the brothers of this 'Gray' character. Thinks Wendy. "Let's play 20 questions." says Wendy.
"Good idea." says Romeo.
"Kay, I'll start. How long have Erza-neesama and Gray-san known eachother?" asks Wendy.
"A few years." says Romeo.
A few years? Thinks Wendy. "How come they never mentioned it?" asks Wendy.
"I dunno." says Romeo.
"Okay. Do you think they'll get married?" asks Wendy.
"Yes." says Romeo.
"Oi, Wendy, everyone should ask questions, not only you-" says Lucy when-
"Zip it, dumbass." says Wendy. "How many kids will they have?" asks Wendy.
"Judging it's Gray we're talking about... probably thousands." says Natsu.
"Okay, my turn." says Romeo. "What do you get if you cross a dragon and a toad?" asks Romeo.
"Easy, you." says Wendy.
"Heh?..." says Romeo.
"Okay, me next!" says Lucy. "What looks better on me? Pink or purple?" asks Lucy.
"None. A paper bag over your face would be better." says Wendy.
"Hmph." says Lucy.
"Okay, me." says Natsu. "How old do you think I am?" asks Natsu.
"Two-hundred." says Wendy. Romeo then bursts out laughing, Natsu sulks in a corner and Lucy glares at Wendy.
"Really? Two-hundred?" says Lucy.
"What does it matter? I'm going to bed." says Wendy.
"We still have guests!" says Lucy.
"You entertain 'em." says Wendy. "Good night."