Will Kenny and Craig make it

Chapter 2

By Shadowgate

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Stan and Heidi were in Counselor Mackey's office.

Counselor Mackey said "I'm very appalled by the way both of you behaved."

Stan said "Heidi I've never hit a girl in my life but your comment about my friends and classmates deserving the electric chair just put me over the edge you little bitch."

Heidi replied "just wait until my dad finds out he'll break every bone in your body."

Stan replied "at this point I'm so pissed off I'm ready to stand against any adult."

Counselor Mackey slammed his fist on the table and yelled "THAT'S ENOUGH!"

Stan was given two weeks of detention. Heidi was informed that her anti-gay protests were not allowed during school hours.

The next day at the bus stop there would be a fifth person hanging around with them. That fifth person would be Craig. Kenny who happens to have a part time job working for Jimbo and Ned managed to get a side benefit out of it. When he was sweeping the floor at the gun shop he heard them talking about camping trips. He'd already gone camping with Craig once but once sure wasn't enough. As Kenny daydreamed he felt someone tap his shoulder he turned around and it was Craig.

Kenny got a big kiss from Craig and then Craig asked Kenny if he wanted to spend the night Friday? Kenny said that since last night he'd been worried about his sister Karen so Friday night would be best.

Craig kissed Kenny again. Kenny went on to say "I'll admit I'm nervous about meeting your parents. Don't they hate me?"

Craig answered "no they prefer you over the other three you hang out with. My parents are mad that the Marshes and Broflavski's blamed me for the trip to Peru and my parents know the shit Cartman pulls so they sure don't want me hanging around him."

Cartman said "that's fine with me Craig."

Craig flipped off Cartman and Stan puts his hand on Cartman's shoulder telling him to "keep calm."

Kenny pulls out his cellphone and calls Karen who's home sick. He puts her on speaker and says "let mom and dad know I'll be spending the night with Craig this Friday."

Karen responded "I'll let them know once they've sobered up."

Kenny is embarrassed at the bus stop and Cartman laughs.

Craig gives Cartman a dirty look and Cartman shoots him a dirty look right back.

The school bus pulled up and they all boarded.

On the bus Craig told Kenny that during their trip to the ranch where everyone acted like it was 1864 that he wanted to hold his hand and confess his love for him. Kenny said "it felt awesome to hold your hand Craig."

Craig responded "I was horrified when that bastard put a gun to your head." Kenny could feel Craig's hand squeeze tighter.

FRIDAY EVENING AT THE TUCKER'S HOUSE.

Kenny said he'd be happy to sleep on the couch and Craig joined him. Kenny told Craig he loved him. Kenny went on to say "I was afraid to tell you I loved you because bad things happened when I told Kelly and Tammy that. Kelly lives too far away and I've not heard from her in a year. As for Tammy I want nothing more to do with her. The Jonas Brothers suck and after meeting her along with the rest of the family at a surprise meeting that turned out to be an abortion clinic protest. That blow job bitch Tammy blew up the abortion clinic herself. I saw that Mormon kid Gary there as well."

Craig responded "first of all I love you and I'll never blow up a fucking abortion clinic. Second of all my mom said you should get a good cuddle."

Kenny and Craig snuggle up together and make out.

The next Monday after Stan gets out of detention he walks out the school's front door and sees Kyle and Kenny kissing their boyfriends.

He also saw four children holding signs that said "GOD HATES FAGS!"

He decided to confront three of the four as he had no interest in talking to Heidi. From a distance he said "Gary I know I was a total bastard to you but why are you hanging out with those three douche bags?"

Gary said "duh Stan you know the Mormons pushed for gay marriage and won the voters over in California."

Gary went on to say "Heidi and I want to save your soul Stan."

Stan said "Heidi had a crush on Bluecap and when she found out he was gay and dating Kyle that's when she suddenly turned Christian."

Kenny and Kyle yell "JUST WATCH US" and they pull their lovers in for a passionate kiss.

The four anti-gay protesters flip off the two gay couples.

Stan walks up to Kelly and says "I remember you. You were Kenny's boyfriend on our trip to South America."

Kelly replied "Tammy got in touch with me through Facebook and told me that Kenny was in this situation. Stan you're one of Kenny's best friends so tell him it's wrong for him to be with a boy."

Stan said out loud "No Kelly I won't tell Kenny he's doing something wrong."

Stan walks up to Cartman and tells him "you're just doing this to fuck with Kyle."

Cartman responded "I'm tired of seeing faggots."

Bluecap jumped on top of Cartman and Stan taped it with his cellphone. Bluecap was beating the shit out of Cartman and Stan sent the video to Wendy and Bebe.

Wendy rushed over to the front of the school after receiving the video.

When she saw Cartman on the ground bleeding and Stan smiling she said "I've taken some heat because I'm the number one feminist in the school and my boyfriend hit a girl. I'll say this right here Heidi I would have whooped your ass too and Christians like you don't help women."

Cartman got up and said he would get even someday.

THE END