(A/N) Just a message to all of the yaoi fans out there, this is not yaoi. It's only for comical purposes. I apologize to those who wanted some shonen ai. But I hope you still read and review!
Disclaimer: I own Naruto stuff, just not the actual manga or anime.
"Do I have to do this?" Sasuke asked.
He was currently standing outside the 24 hour convenience store Naruto was last night. They were trying to recreate the circumstances that had occurred. Sasuke was to be bait to lure out the person who turned Naruto into a girl.
Sasuke was annoyed, to say the least.
"Yes, you do," Naruto said, enjoying this very much.
"But what makes you think he'll show up?" Sasuke asked, itching for a way to get out of this predicament.
"Because the ramen gods are smiling down on me," Naruto replied, drooling.
Sasuke's eye twitched. Even though he was a girl, his obsession for ramen remained.
"Remember Sasuke, look alluring," Sakura said from behind a bush.
"ALLURING!" Sasuke cried.
"Not like that!" Sakura said quickly. "Make it look like you're easy bait. Remember, you're just a normal teenager going out for a late night snack."
"Whatever," Sasuke said, starting to think he sounded more like a male prostitute than bait.
Sasuke walked from the convenience store, starting a trek through the streets of Konoha. Kakashi, Sakura, and Naruto were following silently behind.
Scratch that.
Kakashi and Sakura were following silently behind. Naruto was slurping ramen noodles that he seemed to obtain from thin air.
For a while nothing happened (though a few creepy guys tried to bring Sasuke home with them). The freaks really do come out at night. But then, a hooded figure was spotted walking behind Sasuke.
"That's him," Naruto said through a mouthful of ramen.
"Shut up," Sakura whispered harshly, hitting him in the head.
As the figure approached Sasuke, you could see him make a hand sign. He was just about to touch Sasuke when Naruto jumped out from the trees above, and landed on him.
"I've got you, evil doer," Naruto said.
"Idiot," Sasuke, Kakashi, and Sakura all said in unison.
Then Naruto ripped of the person's hood. They never expected the face underneath.
"Oh."
"My."
"God."
It was Orochimaru.
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They had all dragged Orochimaru back to Naruto's apartment and tied him to chair.
"Ooh, is this bondage?" he asked.
Everyone's eye twitched simultaneously.
"So, Orochimaru, how've you been doing?" Kakashi asked casually.
"Good," the snake sanin responded.
"Created any new jutsu?" he asked.
"Why, I'm glad you asked," Orochimaru said happily. "I'm sure you've noticed Naruto's change."
Who wouldn't.
"That was all thanks to my new jutsu, Shonen to Shojo."
"Shonen to Shojo…?" Sakura asked.
"Yes," Orochimaru said. "It's simple really. All it does is change a boy into a girl."
"And why would you create such a jutsu?" Kakashi asked.
"Because it would be wrong if I liked boys. If they're girls, it would be okay. I don't want to be creepy or anything."
"That ship has sailed," Naruto said, once more stuffing his face with ramen.
"One last question," Kakashi said. "Is there a reverse for the jutsu?"
"Nope," Orochimaru said, smiling.
"WHAT?!" Naruto shouted, spitting out ramen. "I'M NOT GOING TO BE STUCK IN A GIRL'S BODY FOREVER!"
"But I like it," Orochimaru said, sticking his long tongue out.
Naruto cowered behind Sakura.
"Okay then," Kakashi said. "Here's the plan…"
(A/N) What? Another cliffy? Why yes! That'll keep you reading! Review and tell me if you liked it or not. Oh, and sorry this was a short chapter.