Akatsuki's Chibis

by kariuchiha19

It's been eleven years since they had last pulled off a mission. Eleven years since they had parted ways. Now, there is a new interest revealed, thus, they come out of retirement. There is...just a few different things...five to be specific...Yaoi Pairins

2. Chapter 2: Meeting the Other Two

I've been thinking…since this fic is about Akatsuki's KIDS, they should be the ones helping me with my fics…

Kama: UN!

Scorp: Sounds good to us.

Jash: Can I fuck-

I don't know if I need mini Hidan here…

Jash: HEY!

Ita: Well, You ARE a nuisance…

Jash: Shut up bitch.

Kama:….can we kick him out un?

Sure why not.

Scorp + Kama: *smirk and literally kick Jash out of the room*

Better?

Scorp+ Kama: Quite.

Can I trust you boys to do the disclaimers for this fic?

Kama: UN!

Scorp: Of course Kari-nee-chan!

Aww, you two are adorable! Oh, and yeah, Scorpling hates being called cute but adorable is acceptable. You shall find out why in this chappie! Well, Dedications to VladMustang from here on fanfiction and to Hinatafangirl22 from Deviantart. Also to my friend Jashua, where Jash's name originated from actually. XD. They all guessed correctly on who is the smartest of our little Chibis!

Scorp: That would be me.

Yep, Scorpling is the smartest. I was actually shocked when so little people guessed it. Some said Ita, but Ita is the oldest, that would be no fun. Someone said Kama.

Kama: I'm second after Patsukun un! Not that I mind, I'm proud of him!

Thank Jashin no one said Jash. XD. He is definitely not the smartest. Here's the order. Scorpling, Kama, Ita, Pein's kid (You'll find out his name soon enough) and Jash and his poor brain. XD. Anywho, enough ranting. Boys?

Scorp: You can do it first Nii-san.

Kama: Ok. Kari-nee-chan doesn't own Naruto or anything else that goes under the category of Previously Owned un!

Aww, thanks guys. You are the best.

Chapter 2: Meeting the Other Two

As Scorpling walked into the kitchen he takes notice of a boy sitting at the table. He was eyeing a strange plant in the corner warily. The boy, who seemed older than not only Scorpling, but Kama as well, had long raven hair and onyx eyes. He had strange lines on his face and was wearing all black. Scorpling raised a crimson brow at the plant before walking past it to the fridge. He opened it to search for food and heard a voice say, "Beware of the plant guy."

Scorpling looked away from the fridge to the raven haired boy. "Plant guy?" he asked as he turned his gaze back to the strange Venus-fly-trap looking plant. It was abnormally huge really. "Yeah. His name is Zetsu. He eats people." Scorpling blinked at the plant. He shrugged, pulled a can of Yoo-hoo that he knew Deidara had put in there for him and Kama to drink, and went to sit next to the strange raven. "I'm Ita by the way. It's short for Itachi. Since I have my father's name, Kisa-san calls me Ita to tell the difference." Scorpling nodded as he sipped on his chocolate milk, "I'm Kenji, but you can call me Scorpling. How old are you Ita? Yo seem older than me and my Nii-san, Kama." Scorpling and Ita glanced at the plant.

It had moved.

They stared at it for a moment, Ita in suspicion, Scorpling in curiosity, before Ita replied, "I'm ten. What about you and your brother?" "I'm five, Nii-san is seven." Ita nodded, "All right. Guess I'll have to get used to that. I'm not used to being around kids that are younger than me." Scorpling blinked at him, "Don't go treating me like a little kid. I'm smarter than you think." They both fell silent again as they heard shuffling. Ita glared at the plant, but Scorpling could tell he was a little scared. The small redhead hopped out of his chair and went to the cabinets. He searched in them a bit before taking out a bottle of weed killer. He walked over to Zetsu and stood in front of him, spraying him a couple of time.

A voice hissed, "THE EVIL WEED KILLER!" as the plant opened to reveal Zetsu. Scorpling looked at the man in interest. He had never seen a man that was part plant before. Zetsu glowered at him and went to grab the small boy, when Scorpling sprayed him again. Zetsu hissed in pain, flailing his arms around, "I'M MELTING! THE EVIL WEED KILLER! EVIL! EVIL! EVIL!" he shrieked. His voice faded as he vanished into the ground.

Scorpling went back to the cabinet, putting the spray bottle away. He looked up at the cabinet the he knew had food in it. "Want me to get something for-" Ita stopped talking as Scorpling opened the cabinet with chakra strings and yanked out a pack of chocolate chip cookies. Just as he caught them, Kama walked into the kitchen. "Oh cookies! Daddy put milk in the fridge un?" he asked as he took the package and opened it. He took a cookie and handed the pack back to his brother. Scorpling nodded as he took a cookie and bit into it. "Fridge over there Nii-san." "UN!"

Kama walked over to the fridge, glancing at Ita. His eyes met the young raven's and he stopped. "What is it?" asked the blonde, wondering just what in the seventh hell the boy was staring at. Ita just blinked again and asked, "You're Scorpling's older brother?" Kama nodded, "Yeah, I'm Kama. Who are you un?" Kama narrowed his eyes at Ita, not liking the way he had asked if he was Scorpling's brother. Ita smirked, "I'm Itachi, but everyone just calls me Ita. Nice to meet you Kama. You're the one I heard yelling before right?" Kama cocked his head to the side innocently, "What if I was? What's it to you un?" Ita shrugged as he got up from the chair, "The sitting room's over here if you want." He said as he walked out the door opposite the one Kama and Scorpling had come in through.

Kama made his way over to the fridge and pulled out his own can of Yoo-hoo. He glanced at Scorpling before asking, "Since I tend to not like kids our age at first due to the fact they usually mistake me for a girl, what do you think of that Ita guy un?" Scorpling sat back at the table and ate another cookie. Once Kama had sat next to him, he said, "Ita seems ok. A lot better than that obnoxious Jash kid anyway. But I guess we won't know for sure until we get to know him more." Kama nodded as he sipped on his drink. "So we've met two of the three other kids un…one's an ass, the other is not that bad…at least he didn't SAY I look like a girl…" Scorpling giggled at his brother's annoyance making said brother stick his tongue out at him.

After they had their snack, the two wandered into the room Ita had gone to. The raven had already taken a seat at a large black couch and was watching Jimmy Neutron. Kama and Scorpling looked at each other before sighing and going to sit next to Ita. Kama glanced at the T.V. not liking that Ita was watching a typical children's show. He wanted something more fun. Scorpling, feeling the same way, glanced behind the couch and muttered, "Oh, Zetsu's back." Ita jumped, immediately turning to see where the hell the plant was.

During this, Scorpling casually grabbed the remote and proceeded to change the channel to watch Futurama. Kama laughed, "VICTORY!" and snuggled into the couch to enjoy his favorite show. Ita turned, looking at the screen which now showed Bender stealing Amy's earrings. "HEY! I WAS WATCHING- did he just swallow them?" Scorpling and Kama nodded and laughed as they continued to watch. Ita slowly turned back to the screen, laughing as Bender started to dance. "This show's cool." He said. "Duh." Muttered Kama and Scorpling as they watched, entranced by the show.

As the trio laughed again, Kisame casually entered the room. "Hey Ita, I see you've made friends with Scorpling and Kama?" The three boys nodded, not wanting to be interrupted. Kisame glanced at the screen and did a double take. "What are you guys watching?" he asked. "Futurama." Said Kama and Scorpling simultaneously. "You kids shouldn't be watching that." "DANNA! MAKE THE SHARK MAN GO AWAY UN!" exclaimed Kama as Sasori walked into the room.

Kisame turned to the puppet master. "Do you know what your boys are watching?" he asked in concern. Sasori, not bothering to even look at the screen, sat in one of the bean bag chairs in the room with a book, "Knowing Kama and Scorpling, it's either anime, Futurama, American Dad, or Family Guy." Kisame blinked at him. "You let them watch that?" he asked in shock. "Sure. Kama and Scorpling are smart enough to know the difference from right and wrong. Those shows haven't rotted their brains. Plus, they get bored of T.V. easily and continue whatever they were doing on their little art projects. I see no problem with it." Sasori thought a moment and continued, "That, and Deidara and I also watch the shows with them sometimes. As long as they stay away from the Simpsons, I'm good."

Kisame blinked. "Smart enough? What is Scorpling, FIVE? I don't think children should be watching that!" Sasori closed his book and looked Kisame in the eyes, "Look Kisame, Scorpling may be five, but I bet he's smarter than YOU." The sound of the end credits filled the room and Kama and Scorpling jumped off of the couch. "You gonna work on the puppet Patsukun?" asked Kama. Scorpling shook his head, "No, you can do your part. I'm gonna sit with daddy and read my book." "Ok, remember, when you're done with that book you gotta let me read it un! What you told me on our way over here sounds cool!" Scorpling smiled as he pulled the book from where he had left it on the floor and wandered to where Sasori was seated. "Can I sit with you, daddy?" he asked, his big blue eyes sparkling innocently. Sasori pulled the boy into his lap and smirked at Kisame, "See? I know these two. Ita is still looking at the screen. Scorpling and Kama have turned their attention to things they find productive. Things that Deidara and I find productive as well."

"Just because he's reading a book doesn't mean it's-is that GREEK?" Kisame's jaw dropped as Scorpling opened the book half-way and started to read. Sasori chuckled and opened his own book. "Yes Kisame. It is. Now what was that about not being productive?" "Uh, Scorpling, do you really understand that? Can you read it?" Scorpling looked up at Kisame with a frown before looking back at the book and saying in Greek, "Και στη συνέχεια κατείχε το ξίφος στο λαιμό του ανθρώπου, τόλμη αυτόν της απεργίας και πάλι τον υιό του. Όπως ήταν περίπου να μπει σε ό, τι θα αποδειχθεί να είναι η πιο δύσκολη μάχη της ζωής του, ο γιος εκμισθωθεί βασανισμένα κραυγή." Kisame stared in shock as the small boy read the book word for word. "Y-yeah…smart…" Kisame walked out of the room, still in shock.

Sasori chuckled and looked down at Scorpling who had become entranced with the book once more. He smiled at his youngest son as he looked up at where Kama had taken out a puppet that the two were working on. Sasori turned his attention back to the book in his own hands…

~Later~

Deidara walked into the T.V. room and smiled. Kama was molding some clay in his hands, making a scorpion and placing it besides his little army of small animals before moving on to the next figure. Deidara looked a little to Kama's right and saw Scorpling working on the duo's puppet. He could see Sasori sitting on a bean bag chair in the corner and laughed. Sasori looked up at him, "What's so funny Dei?" "Nothing un…I just love seeing the three of you so into what you're doing." Sasori smiled, "Care to join us?" "I would love to, but Pein wants all of us Akatsuki in his office to explain about the situation more." Sasori nodded and leapt to his feet. He tossed the book to the side and Kama caught it with chakra strings.

"Boys, behave." Said the elder redhead. "And remember, you can't kill anyone un. And if you're going to create explosive art, the room is off limits. Understood?" "Yes." The boys looked up at them with innocent eyes. Deidara looked at each of them in turn and says, "I mean it un. This isn't Suna. Gaara isn't babysitting you un. So please behave." "Ok. We promise." "Good. Well, be back in a little while, if Pein doesn't rant un." With that, Sasori and Deidara left the room, heading down the hall.

Scorpling and Kama continued with their projects. "Pein huh?" asked Ita." "Un." the brothers replied. "Doesn't he have a son too?" asked the young Uchiha. Scorpling nodded, "That's what we were told." Kama placed a small clay weasel on the ground. Ita noticed this and pouted as he went to sit in between the two. "What are you guys doing?" he asked in curiosity. "Art." Replied the two little artists. "Yeah, Kama is crafting sculptures…what are you doing Scorpling?"

Scorpling looked up from the puppet. "The art of puppet crafting." He said plainly, as if it were the most obvious thing in the world. "Puppet crafting huh?" Ita watched as Scorpling moved the puppet's wrist, checking its flexibility. "I think it's ready for weapon fitting nii-san." Kama, not looking up from the small wolf figure he was finishing up, nodded saying, "All right. We'll ask Danna to help us with that part later, since daddy doesn't like us messing with sharp, poison tipped stuff by ourselves un. Think it needs polishing Patsukun?" "Yeah, I'll do that now."

Ita blinked, not really getting what they meant. He shrugged it off and asked, "Can I see the puppet?" he asked. Scorpling looked him in the eyes, "Yeah, but if you break it, mess it up, or anything like that I swear you will regret ever being born." Ita rolled his eyes, "Whatever. I won't mess it up." He said as Scorpling passed him the puppet. Ita examined it for a second before his eyes widened at the texture of the puppet. "It feels so real." He stated. Kama smirked, "No duh." He said. "What's that supposed to mean?" asked Ita with a pout. Scorpling pulled the puppet back over to himself and proceeded to polish it. "He means that it should feel real. It is a human puppet after all."

"Human puppet? Y-you mean…this…was once a living HUMAN?" Ita stared at the redhead in complete shock. Kama scoffed, "How else would we be able to preserve the art un? Art is an Eternal Explosion after all." Scorpling nodded in agreement. Ita backed up a bit subconsciously. His mind was still trying to process this. "Who…KILLED him?" he asked. Scorpling and Kama glanced at Ita, "We did of course." "You fuckers KILLED the dude?" The three turned to the door at Jash's voice. The silver haired boy's magenta eyes were just as wide as Ita's onyx ones. Kama cocked his head to the side, "So? Haven't YOU ever killed someone Jash un?" Scorpling put the puppet down gently, "Yeah. You're a Jashinist, aren't you?" he asked. "Well...yeah…but…you're like what, five?" Scorpling shrugged, "So? Do you guys even KNOW why we're here?" he asked. Ita and Jash shook their heads, both staring at the human puppet on the ground.

"Our parents are criminals. They kill and steal for a living un." explained Kama. "Criminals?" asked Ita. "The criminal group known around the world as Akatsuki." Kama got up and walked over to a closet on the other side of the room. He opened it to pull out an old bingo book. He blew dust off of the old book and went to sit next to Ita, motioning for Jash to come over as well. The four boys sat on the floor with the bingo book opened to the pages that list their parents. Scorpling and Kama went unfazed; Sasori and Deidara had never hidden the fact that they had been criminals from them. As for Jash and Ita, the two didn't understand why they were never told.

"I assume you were never aware of this?" asked Scorpling as he picked the book up. "Hmm, Itachi. Mangekyo Sharingan? Sounds pretty cool. Hidan, immortal….and curses people. Eh, ok. Kisame…not bad…hmm, says here that Kakuzu has five hearts, weird, but cool." Kama lay back on the floor. His eyes met Grey ones and he blinked. "Hmm…you must be Pein's kid un." "Finally showing your face?" asked Scorpling.

The boy had auburn hair and Rinnegan eyes. He was wearing grey and black. "Yup. And since my dad's the leader, that means you have to do what I say. I'm Yahiko by the way." Kama and Scorpling blinked and stared at the older boy. He seemed older than Kama, and yet younger than Ita. Kama and Scorpling burst out laughing along with Jash. "What a joke!" said Jash. Ita, on the other hand, scowled at the boy, "Like hell I'll listen to someone younger than me!" he said. Yahiko glared, "My dad is the leader, and I can have you thrown out." "If you do that I'll just blow you up un!" "I'll poison you." "I'll slice you the fuck up!" "Do you like torture Yahiko?" Yahiko glared at them with his Rinnegan. "Don't defy me!

Scorpling and Kama moved the quickest. Two kunai were at Yahiko's throat and two at his abdomen. "We're not afraid of you. You are just a silly boy to us." They brothers stated. Ita activated his sharingan and Yahiko gulped. As the redhead and the blonde backed away, Yahiko said, "Fine, I'll let you off the hook this time…" Ita looked at Kama and Scorpling. Would they have really killed Yahiko? It was a frightening thought. "I'm Scorpling." "I'm Kama un." "Mess with us and we will hurt you." "Got it Yahiko?"

Yahiko pouted, "You're no fun. You should be afraid of me." Ita laughed, "As if! I think I'm more afraid of Kisa-san's shark than I am of you!" he said. "Shark?" asked Scorpling. Jash shrugged and wandered into the kitchen for food. Ita nodded, "Kisa-san has a pet shark. His name is-" "Aku." The boys turned to the door as Kisame walked in carrying a large fish tank with what looked like a two foot long shark. Kama and Scorpling wandered over to him curiously. "Aku?" they asked.

Kisame nodded as he set the tank down on a table in the back of the room. "Yeah. Be careful around him. He's pretty harmless unless you piss him off. He bites when he doesn't like you. So please, PLEASE, don't agitate him. I really don't need your parents trying to kill me. Oh, and please don't kill or hurt him." Scorpling and Kama nodded as Yahiko wandered to the tank. "Cool." He said. Scorpling looked back to Kisame, "We like animals Kisame. You don't have to worry." Kama nodded in agreement, "Un…hey…aren't you supposed to be in a meeting un?"

Kisame's eyes widened, "OH SHIT THEY STARTED WITHOUT ME!" he exclaimed and sprinted down the hall. The boys heard a crashed and giggled as Ita face palmed. "I'M OK!" came Kisame's voice as a door slammed shut. Ita sighed and buried his face in his hands in embarrassment. "Damnit Kisa-san, can you TRY not to be clumsy?" he muttered. "It's too late, it's in his DNA." Stated Yahiko. Kama and Scorpling laughed as Jash walked in. He had a dango stick sticking out of his mouth as his eyes glanced around the room. They fell on the tank that Yahiko, Kama, and Scorpling were looking at.

"Sweet, a shark! Let's see if I can fucking kill it!" Jash went over and shoved Scorpling to the ground. The small redhead glowered at the older boy. Jash smirked down at the large shark. "I wouldn't do that." Said Ita. "Oh yeah? Who else says I shouldn't?" asked the Jashinist. Kama and Scorpling glanced at each other, both thinking the same thing. They went back to where they had left their art projects and continued to work. "Go ahead Jash." Said Kama. "Yeah. It's harmless." Finished Scorpling. Yahiko, catching on to what was going on, shrugged and stepped back a bit. "Good luck with that." He said as he leaned back on the wall.

Ita looked at Scorpling, "Why'd you tell him that?" he asked in a whisper. "Because he pushed me." Stated Scorpling plainly. Ita was about to reply when Jash let out a pain filled cry. "GET IT OFF GET IT OFF GET IT OFF!" The two looked up at him. Kama and Yahiko were laughing hysterically as they watched Jash frantically waving his arms. Aku had sunk his teeth onto Jash's right cheek and was not letting go. Scorpling rolled his eyes, "Idiot." He muttered as he continued to polish the puppet before him. "YOU FUCKERS! GET THIS THING !" shrieked Jash at the top of his lungs.

The shriek caused the older members of the house to rush over to see just what the hell was going on. Hidan immediately grabbed the shark and tried to forcefully pry it from Jash's face. "OW! THAT HURTS DAD!" shrieked the boy. "WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH A SHARK ON YOUR FACE IN THE FIRST PLACE?" exclaimed Hidan. Kama and Yahiko were still laughing like crazy. Sasori sighed and went over to where Scorpling was, "Mind explaining little one?" he asked. Scorpling looked up at his father, "Jash wanted to kill Aku. I'm guessing the shark sensed the malice and defended itself in the only way it could. By biting the idiot." Sasori nodded. Good, this had nothing to do with Scorpling or Kama. (A/n Oh Sasori, if only you knew. XD.)

As Hidan continued to try to pry the creature off, Kisame walked in. "Of course. Only Hidan's kid would be dumb enough." He whistled, "Aku! Here!" The shark slapped Hidan's hands away and released Jash from his jaws of doom. He fell to the floor and legs appeared. Scorpling, Kama, and Yahiko watched in interest. "Cool. It can walk and breathe air." Stated Yahiko. "Yep. Aku is a special shark that I summoned with a special type of jutsu." Kisame explained as he bent down to let Aku climb up his arm. The shark made itself comfortable on Kisame's shoulders and Kisame proceeded to stroke its chin. "THAT FUCKING SHIT WANTED TO EAT ME!" "You wanted to kill it." Stated Scorpling nonchalantly. Jash looked at the youngest boy in confusion foe a minute. Then realization flashed through his magenta eyes, "YOU LITTLE SHIT! YOU KNEW HE WOULD BITE ME! YOU SAID HE WAS HARMLESS ON PURPOSE!"

Sasori gave Scorpling a look. Scorpling got an innocent look in his sapphire eyes as he spoke, "I don't know what you're talking about Jash. I meant you no harm." Jash scowled at Scorpling and pulled a kunai out of his pocket, "YOU BITCH!" he yelled as he charged at the boy. Scorpling attached chakra strings to Jash's left foot and yanked them hard, forcing Jash face first to the floor. "Don't test me Jash." He said. Sasori sighed. Deidara chuckled and looked at the clock. Wow. It was late.

"Boys. Ten pm. Bed time un." he said. Kama and Scorpling looked up at the blonde, "Ok." They said as they put their art away. Itachi looked at Ita, "You too." He said. "Yes father." Konan pulled Yahiko's ear, "Come on you." She said sweetly. "OW! MOM!" whined the boy as he was dragged away. Kakuzu picked Jash up off of the floor and carried the swearing Jashinist away…

~Ten Minutes Later~

The adults were seated at the table in the kitchen. "This is more difficult that we thought." Sighed Kisame. "Not really." Said Sasori, "I expected things like this to happen." "Me too. I had a feeling that They wouldn't really get along at first un." explained Deidara. Pein sighed and rubbed his temple. Konan placed a hand on his shoulder, "They'll grow accustomed to each other soon." She said. "Not if Sasori and Deidara's little demons keep attacking them." Said Hidan with a scowl.

Deidara glared, "If I remember correctly, both of the times that our boys hurt Jash was because he provoked them un. I asked Scorpling why he let Jash go near the tank and he explained that Jash had shoved him to the floor." Sasori nodded, "Yes. And just so you know, Scorpling doesn't like it when people mess with him. If you don't teach Jash some manners, these things will just continue." "Just let them be." Said Itachi. The group turned to him. The weasel continued, "They are actually getting along better than any of us when we had first become Akatsuki. They'll learn to get along with time, just as we did. All it takes is a reason. And as long as we just let things be, things will start to quiet down, until then…just make sure to make them promise not to kill each other. I spoke to Ita before hand and he knows the rules."

Sasori and Deidara nodded, "Kama and Scorpling know as well." Said the puppeteer. Pein sighed, "I'll have a talk with Yahiko." He said.

They all turned to Hidan.

"What? I'll talk to him! Don't glare at me!" he snarled. Pein straightened, "Now, As I was saying before, I'll let you unpack tomorrow. We start on our missions in two days. Be sure to have rules told to the boys so that we don't return to find this place a mess. And no, all of you are going on this mission. No one can stay."

They all nodded as Konan passed them their favorite hot drinks. Sasori sighed as he sipped his black coffee. Itachi stared into his own cup of coffee as Deidara stirred his hot chocolate. Kisame sipped his tea and watched as Hidan poured a ton of sugar into his coffee. Konan placed a cup of tea in front of Pein and Kakuzu grabbed his own coffee. "You still drinking kids stuff Deidara?" teased Kisame. Deidara stuck his tongue out at the shark and the room was filled with laughter.

Some things never change…

(A/n) OK! The boys are all getting off to a bumpy start really! XD. The only ones that got along very well were Scorpling and Ita. But, hey! If they weren't demons it just wouldn't be fun! XD.

Scorp: Jash is a big idiot.
Kama: Agreed un.

Jash: I HEARD THAT YOU ASSES!

Scorp: You were meant to.

Isn't he just adorable? XD. I also had fun making the parents talk at the end. They all know the headaches are just beginning! XD. R&R! Flames to be used to dry clothes!