Hello, and welcome back to Campfire Geeks II: Campfire Geeks! In today's segment, we'll be learning about-

Naruto: The heck with it, no on cares about your stupid, retarded introductions!

Gaara: Story or DIE.

Hinata: Yessss! KILL! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Sakura: You guys all need to shu - hey wait a sec. Did Hinata just scream at the author to get killed, then laugh like a mad scientist?

Shikamaru: Yeah because this is the chapter that Hinata gets changed into an evi-

Entire cast, including the video game characters: SHUT UP YOU LAZY-ASS!

Hinata: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Neji: ...Did anyone notice that the author hasn't said a single thing this entire conversation?

Natsyourlord: (tappity tappity tappity)

Naruto: I think that's because she has to type everything that we're saying.

Sakura: Yeah, that sounds about right.

Hinata: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Gaara: I need a Gameboy.

Shikamaru: Those things? (sigh) They're so troublesome.

Neji: Oh, the heck with it. Here's the next chapter of Ski Lodge Geeks.

Sakura: Enjoy!

Hinata: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH - cough, cough... cough - AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

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So, you may be wondering what has happened to our little group of imbeciles - I, I mean, shinobi. Well, you know what? I'd like to know, too. I'd like to know a lot of stuff. Unfortunately, I only know what I know. Enough of my ramblings, on with the story!

After seeing the strange girl with the ridiculously slutty clothing run away screaming, the unusual-looking group walked up to the front desk, which was decorated with a sign that read, This is my story... or else.

"Hi, um... Auron!" said Ino, reading the nameplate. "We're the contest winners! Can we please get our rooms?"

Auron stared at her for a minute, before uttering a single sound. "Hn."

"Uh, sorry? I'd, um, like to get my party's rooms, please." Ino asked again. Auron just peered at her over the rim of his sunglasses.

"Hn, hnnn..."

Then, SPIDERMAN CRASHED THROUGH THE WALL AND EXPLODED INTO A KAJILLION TINY SPIDERS!

No, just kidding.

Actually, Shino walked up to the desk and shoved Ino aside. "Hmm, hn-hn." Shino 'hn'ned (We won a contest).

"Hn, grunt grunt hnn?" (The one on the radio?) asked Auron.

"Grunt." (Yes)

"Hn, grunt hn-grunt. Hm, hn grunt?" (Very well then. Party of twelve?)

"Grunt." (Yes)

"Hn, grunt grunt gottacatchemall hmm?" (Do you collect Pokemon cards?)

Meanwhile, the others were staring at Auron and Shino as they spoke in this unusual manner. Of course, they could only hear a series of hnn's and grunts, and they weren't fortunate enough to have little parentheses thingys to tell them what they were saying. Haha, be glad that I'm a nice authoress.

"Hnn-hmm-grunt, cutelittlefox hm creepyelectricmouse?" (So I give you my Eevee and you give me the Pikachu?) asked Shino.

"Hn grunt!" (Indeed!) cried Auron, enthusiastically passing over a card. then they saw something that would completely destroy their lives forever.

Auron and Shino hugged.

"GAHRGH! MY EYES! MY PRECIOUS CERULEAN EYES!" screamed Naruto, sprinting to get out of the ski lodge.

"MY COOL! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" sobbed Neji, dashing out of the lodge.

"MY VANITY!" screeched Ino, applying lipgloss as she, too, high-tailed it out of the lodge, along with everyone else, but they didn't say anything. They just screamed and ran.

When they got outside, they saw that it was snowing. And there was lightning, too. A blizzard... and thunder... a blunderstorm. Haha, I think I'm insane. Don't you?

Anyway, pretty soon everyone was lost in the woods. Of course, they were able to find their way back of course, with their ultimately awesome ninja powers.

Except for Hinata, because her ninja skills aren't as finely honed. So she was alone and lost in the middle of a blunderstorm.

"N-Naruto kun..." she whimpered in the cold. "I... I always... w-wanted to t-t-tell you that... that y-you smelled l-like ramen... b-but now I'll n-n-never get th-the chance..."

All of a sudden, LIGHTNING CAME DOWN AND STRUCK HINATA!

And this time I'm not kidding.

Hinata did the little "BZZT!" Thing like in cartoons, when they flash from nomal to skeleton to normal to skeleton to normal to skeleton. Then she fainted

In Hinata's Dream Type Thingy...

"Hello, Hinata." said a strange voice. Hinata looked up to see three ghosts come out of nowhere. They landed in front of her, and one of them took off his hood to reveal...a hamster?

"AAAAAAAAAH!" screamed Hinata. "You're... I mean, you were... aren't you... whuuu,uuh!"

"Yes, Hinata. I am Agent C, of the CRAP squad. Revere me and bow down to me."

"NEVER!"

"Hey, Agent C?"

"Yeah?"

"SHUT UP!" The second ghost took off his hood. He was somebody that looked strangely familiar to Hinata, but she didn't know where she'd seen him before.

"Who are you?" she asked.

The ghost sighed. "I'm Steve. Natsyourlord's brother. Remember? You helped to make her life a living Hell when she took my MP3 Player without asking."

"Oh, yeah..." said Hinata, remembering the events that had been happy for her and my brother and oh, so horrible for me. "And who are you?" she asked, pointing to the 3rd ghost. The ghost pulled back his hood to reveal -

"Napoleon Dynamite!"

"Gosh, you're a freakin' idiot!" said Napoleon.

"WHAT?"

"A flipping twelve gage, whaddo you think?"

"You'll have to excuse him, he never says anything except for quotes." said Agent C.

"You gonna eat your 'tots?"

"Anyway..." said Steve, "Back to business. Hinata, when you wake up you will be... how you say... altered.

"Huh?"

"I'm telling you, just send her back!" cried Agent C.

"You know, it would be kind of funny..."

"So do it!"

"I see you're drinking 1. Is that 'cause you think you're fat? Coz you're not. You could be drinking whole if you wanted to."

"JUST SEND HER BACK!"

"ALRIGHT!"

...End Hinata's Dream Type Thingy

Hinata sat up. What the hell? Why did she have a sudden urge to... create experiments? Evil, evil experiments?

And to get inside Naruto's pants?

Hinata gave a mad cackle, then went running off to devise her evil plans.

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There! Chapter 2 is UP! WOOT!

-Natsyourlord is going to track you down and... nag you... about reviewing if you don't review RIGHT NOW!